Kourtney Kardashian’s Baby is for Sale
Reality T.V. star Kourtney Kardashian is tired of being a parent and is looking to find her son Mason a loving home. The star is offering to sell the child to a loving family for $5,000.
“I’m just not cut out for this,” said Kardashian. “We’re both better off parting ways.”
The final straw for Kardashian came when she accidentally left Mason in the refrigerator while she was grabbing a bottle of Thunderbird.
“I put him down in the fridge for just one sec so I could grab a bottle of delicious Thunderbird, and I forgot all about it,” said Kardashian. “Two minutes later when I opened the fridge to grab another bottle it was crying like crazy and it scared the crap out of me. That’s when I decided he had to go.”
While many will be quick to judge Kardashian for selling her baby, she insists that it’s not about the money.
“I’m not looking to make profit, I just don’t want to take a loss on this kid,” she said, noting that potential buyers would have to undergo a background check.
“I mean a healthy white baby for only $5,000? That’s at least $10,000 under market value.”
i think that is crazy. if you are woman enough to lay down and have that child you sould be woman enough to take care or it. Were is the farther in this situation, what does he have to say about it? i think you need to rethink that decision
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i thinks kourtneys is probubly doing the right thing. even if she is thinking about selling then she needs to because she dont needs no baby
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This is total bs lol Kourtney would never do something like that. Leave her baby in the fridge… Really couldn’t you have come up with something a little more beleivable.
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hahahahaha say swear … dis is bullshit why wood courtney do such thing, shes a gud mother and why wood she sell her kid!! this bullshit news shood be everywhere on tv not on internet only ! whoever did this is a bullshit !! hahaahaha
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please learn how to spell.
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CLEARLY THIS ISNT TRUE. IDIOT
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neyy dat guy…liar bass
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i know rite
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wow it shoudl be illegal to write fake shit like this
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hey kourtney you think gave your baby is a bad idea,you carry your baby for 9mouth and you wanted to gave it away…….if i will you think about it before you make a big mistake.
look at your baby closer it look like you so don’t put your baby for sale…he so sweet and cutie justed like mommy…
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I have never in my life heard such ludicris, fictatious, insulting, childish, over exaggerated bull in all my life. I think this is just ridiculous. Whomever reads this and thinks for one second there is one ounce of truth to this then they must have minds and brains of piss ants. I think people need to find better things to do then think up such fabricated things. What is the world coming to when we allow ourselves to become so engulfed in people lives that we dream up this stuff. I believe there is more important things to report on then this crap, like the travesty in Haiti, the people in our own country living on the streets with no food or shelter or perhaps the millions of children across the world that not only need a home but medical care. You should be ashamed of yourselves…find something better to do besides FABRICATE TRASH!
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Ummm yeah that was the most stupid thing I’ve ever read. Get a life to whoever wrote this shit and illegally quoted somebody. Nice job. I bet your mom is so proud of you. Or either everytime some1 mentions your name she covers her face in embarrasment and pretends you’re not her child.
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Update: No jew families need apply please.
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retards….all of you.
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WHAT THE FUCK SHE SELLING HER BABY SHE IS SO PITIFUL AND VERY VERY IRRESPONSIBLE WAT KIND OF MOTHER WOULD LEAVE HER BABY IN THE FRIDGE!!!!!!
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I like girls
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Amazing…I come here daily to laugh at the people who stumble into this site and think it’s anything but humor. If you read this, and didn’t ONCE stop and think “Hmm..maybe this is a joke, because selling a baby wasn’t legal last time I looked..”, you should probably think about NEVER opening your mouth in public again, because you are a RETARD. Or at least do the rest of us a favor and don’t procreate. Also, take your half literate asses back to class and learn to spell and punctuate. THANKS.
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I still like girls
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ya’ll scandless why would u guys say that about her thats fucked up!!!!! I bet she is a good mother.
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The idiocy that lies within some people is just so pathetic.
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where the hell did this lie come from. this site is full of BS lol get a life!
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whatr the fuck DOSE PEOPLE REALLY YHINK THAT THIS IS TRU THE PERSON THAT WROTE THIS SHIT HAVE SOMETING WRONG WITH THEM!! GOO DIE11!!!!!!!! please she is a good mom and i dont think any good mom would sell her baby for 5000 us fuckers get a fucking life!!! and stop talking shit about other people!!!!!
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I also like apples and cars
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wow…this might be the stupidest post ive ever seen….but the comments are all from ebonics speaking 3rd graders who cant spell, and a few who actually believed this load of cameldung..so…at least its catering to the right intelligence level.
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I would have to agree with wtf (above comment)
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Wow, how dumb can you get, this isn’t a real story! It couldn’t be more untrue. And even if it was real in some strange and twisted way, do you honestly think Kourtney would tell everyone she left her baby in the refrigerator?
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first of all if this is true she is a stupid dumb bitch how u forget ur fuckin baby in the fridge n first of all y the fuck would u put ur kid in the fridge i think that bitch should die fuck her… she on sum stupid shit .. dumb bitch lucky my n my fam aint in her block… boo bitch grown up n stop spreadin ur legs lol.. dam idk if these true or not..
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