Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant with Satan’s baby
People Magazine is reporting that “Kim Kardashian is going to be an aunt,” which is a hilariously backhanded way of saying that her older sister Kourtney is expecting her first child.
What must it be like to play second fiddle to a girl who probably can’t spell “fiddle?”
If the child is a boy, Kourtney should name it “Fredo,” in honor of Fredo Corleone, Michael Corleone’s no-talent older brother in The Godfather. Kourtney is to Kim what Fredo is to Michael. It’s an analogy, people! Remember the SATs? Oh, never mind.
No word yet on who the father is, but we’re going to go out on a limb and say it’s Satan, Prince of Darkness. If you’ll remember, Satan fathered a few of Anna Nicole Smith’s kids before she decided to take a dirt nap. Here’s hoping it turns out better for Kourtney, I guess.
Note: We couldn’t fit both Kourtney’s face and chest into the picture, so we cropped out her head and placed it next to her chest. Pretty smart, huh?
*Yawn* Celebijah is only gettin more boring by time.
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it feels like they’re trying to go in a perez/tmz direction a little
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wow atrocious news…anna nicole – dirt nap….. what a fucked up news site
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she is hot can you post more pics of her?
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How writes this shit!!!!! You are talking about a helpless infant you dumb ass!!!!!!Grow a pair and pick on someone who can defend themselves, Freak!!!!!!
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you make no sense bitch go suck a dick whore
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I’ll be shocked if this baby turns out to be white.
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