Kim Kardashian’s Gigantic Ass Eats Her Bikini

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Adult film star Kim Kardashian’s gigantic ass was photographed trying to eat her bikini bottom yesterday.


As you can see in the pictures below, Kim Kardashian’s booty was starving so it started to munch on her tiny bikini bottom.


Ever since Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush called it quits Kim’s ass has been missing the steady diet of dark meat it has grown accustomed to. Now it is beginning to act out by eating Kim’s swimwear. I fear if it does not get some protein soon it may go on a rampage and swallow a small child.


Luckily Kim Kardashian is in South Beach, and according to the news 3 big buck Negroes are down there playing basketball. I am sure one of them will be willing to loan their talents to Kim’s considerable posterior.


Until then enjoy these pictures of Kim Kardashian’s ass eating her small bikini.

 

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  • Kim Kardashian

    My ass didn’t eat the bikini, it was shitting it out. I tortured, murdered and then ate an exotic pink and white striped animal a few days ago. Then I shit out the undigestible fur and went for a swim. Assholes.

    • Fat Housewife

      Oh. All this talk of eating makes me hungry, but your comment makes me think twice about eating an exotice pink and white striped animal like I was going to. I’ll have ice cream like usual instead :(

  • Lydia South Africa

    I am so proud of you Kim. This idiot is obviously jealous because of all the money you make with your ass and may I say a georgeous one. I only wish I could do justice to a bikini like you do. Don’t ever change and stay proud of your body.

    • AIDS

      I guess that’s why you’re trolling an internet website – because you are ugly, and your ass has the jaws of a shark – no skin tight clothes for you.

      You should change, and probably hate your body.

  • gerald willman

    O.THE FEN K WHAT THE HELL IS ACTUALLY GOING ON HERE IN THIS PICURE!!!-ARGH-!!! SHE USED TO HAVE ALITTLE JUNK IN THE TRUNK -O.K.- BUT THIS IS NOW TURNING INTO A LITTERAL DAMN FREEK SHOW!!! MY GOD WAT HAPPENED THIS–OK. TOSTART WITH THIS IS DAMN SCARY! THERES NO CHILDREN OR ANIMALS ANYWHERE NEAR HER BECAUSE ITS OBVIOUS SHE FRIGHTENED THEM AWAY-OH MY GOD !!!!!!!!!!!???THAT GIANT TURD MACHINE -I MEAN LETS BE HONEST HERE THE SMELL ALONE THAT TURD MACHINE GIVES OFF MUST GAG EVERONE DOWN -WIND FROM HER!! DONT JUDGE NEGROES IN THAT WAY IM SURE THE SMART NEGROES STAY FAR DOWN WIND FROM THAT FAT-ASS!!! MEANWHILE MY LUST FOR MILEY CYRUS PRETTY LITTLE CAUCASION TOOSHIE!! MILEY IS VERY PRETTY GIRL SO YUMMY!

  • Cisco

    Has any Kardashian ever screwed a white guy or is that off limits?

  • Riggse

    Her arse is still amazing..

  • Kolgar

    Arrr….Good Breeding Stock!

    • fl4isa

      Goddamn ! She looks like a fuckin’ cow!! Disgusting bitch!

  • stefma

    She should cover up more than that. It does look over the top and that bikini wasn’t meant for her booty, I’m sure.

  • slurpy

    Yuck what is that stench, can shit and plastic really smell that bad?

  • nelson

    you is so sexii kim u should call me 786 718 9913 in miami

  • FUCK JIHAD

    KIM KARDASHIAN IS THE BEST AND GORGEOUST LOOKING GIRL !!!
    OH WOW YOU DUMB ASSES LIKE TINY LITTLE BOOBS AND A SMALL ASS!!!! MORRANS!!!
    SHE IS FUCKING HOT JUST TO LOOK AT HER!!!
    I ONCE SAW HER AND SHE IS FUCKING LUMINUSS!!!!
    GO SHIT IN YOUR PANTS YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!
    IT ISNT GONNA CHANGE ANYTHING IN KIM’s LIFE YOU ASS HOLES SAYING THAT SHIT!!!
    SHE CONTINUES SUCCESFULL, BEAUTIFUL, RICH AND HOT!!!
    SO FUCK YOU !!!!!!!! .|. EVERY ONE THAT HATES KIMY MUST DIE!!! PLEASE KILL YOURSELF

    • Dar al-Harb

      She is a prostitute, no more, no less! And as such deserves death! TALIBAN POR VIDA HOMIE! ALLAHU AKBAR!

      • vkey7

        kim is very cute i love kim and want to marry him she is very beautyfull i wil do any thing for kim i think that she want to be mis universe love u dear kim k.

        • nurse cratchet

          you r a retard.

          • Farid

            kardashian was born rich and never needed rayj to make her fuomas. its unfortunate how it happened but it did work in her favor because now she is more fuomas and know than rayj is. And rayj needs to grow up and put away childish things. Love you kepp doing your thing girl!

  • arayal

    “TALIBAN POR VIDA HOMIE!”
    Damn, that made me laugh so hard. And, for some reason, get the Ween video for “I Can’t Put My Finger On It” stuck in my head.

  • nurse cratchet

    you r a retard

  • bman

    SHOW SOME FUCKIN RESPECT PEOPLE!! what the hell did kim ever do to u besides look sexy as hell and grace us with her beautifull body.any man who is lucky enough to be with her is the man! her and her sisters are nothing short of godesses.

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      bastard man

      She made a sex video and fucked a filthy ape-man nigger and then put it on the web.
      She is the queen of mudsharks and there is not one thing about that fat assed slut that is admirable.

      And you are nothing but a filthy dumbass mofo

    • theheadchimp

      Bboy
      If you think that fat ass mudshark is a godess then Oprah must be your dream girl, and lowland gorillas probably really turn you on. Kim is the least sexiest of the three…….Atleast Oprah doesn’t fuck niggers(male niggers that is)

      • Osmamgone

        A looser of what? Shoe sgtinrs? Ties? Belt strap? Oh, you mean loser with one o instead of two which, in my opinion, anyone who cannot spell a two-syllable word, invariably is. But you’re right, is a loser; a no-talent one at that, who rode his sister’s coattails into a short-lived fame that he, then, rejuvenated with the release of a . Yeah, big-time loser, this guy is!

  • Dead Ed®

    Hey Abdul,

    I bought a copy of the new Al Qaeda Playboy magazine.
    I can tell you right now, those ankles are totally airbrushed.

  • Tereza

    that better meslyf. (In fact, you should tweet it. If you don’t mind, I’d like to.) Well, you’re in a great place going towards a better place. How is that possible? You’re a young, single person (a great place) looking to get married (a better place)! The key thing is to go from great to better and not from great to bad.Marriage magnifies the difficulties of adating relationship. If you and your fiance can’t see eye to eye and fight a lot , it will be magnified many folds when you get married. Even the strongest pre-marital relationship find some hard patches because of disagreements and differences once married. One of the tools of seeing if your marriage will last past the arguments while you’re single is to ask yourself the question, Can I take these disagreements times 10? Marriage often reveal what people mask prior to getting married. I want in…and once you make that decision you dont let anything get in the way of it. You work through your differences. You really sound ready for marriage, but remember that both of you need to want in ! When speaking to your marriage counselor, make sure you find out if your fiance is fully in . (I have very high demands on men in relationships. My thoughts on men in marriage is that we pursue our wives not vice versa. To me, a woman is in a bad place if she wants more from a relationship than a man does. My advice to you is to wait until he wants to be married more than you do. At that point, it doesn’t matter what anyone else says.)

  • rog

    She is beutiful i would kiss that ass till my lips fall off