Kim Kardashian’s Bio Before Her Lawyer Had It Taken Down
Yesterday Kim Kardashian’s lawyer forced the (cowardly) website IMDB to remove the extremely accurate biography on Kim’s profile.
Luckily we were able to copy the bio before Kim had it removed (screenshot here), and have transcribed it below. The only inaccuracy of note is that Kim is “talented” in the bedroom, as you can see in this video from her sex tape.
Kim Kardashian is emblematic of the shallowness of American culture in the first two decades of the new millennium. While some cultural critics call her the prime avatar of the “famous for being famous” faux celebrity crowd, she along with Paris Hilton is a new breed of cat whose celebrity comes from the release of a sex tape and the canny exploitation of the resulting publicity. Like her good friend Miss Hilton (their relationship predates Kim’s “celebrity”, Kardashian is possessed of photogenic good looks but is short of any other discernible talents outside the bedroom. Both expanded their celebrity by becoming reality TV “stars”.
Porn pioneer Harry Reems has commented how surprised he is at how porn stars like Jenna Jameson are accepted now in mainstream culture. His life was ruined by his participation in porn in its “Golden Years”. As for Paris Hilton andKim Kardashian, the release (accidental or not-so-accidental) of boudoir tapes didn’t result in shame but celebration. America like ancient Rome seems to have shuffled off the moral coil of virtue of the Republic and is now enjoying its Imperial self in an orgy of ignominy. It’s always more fun on the toboggan ride down the hill than it was schlepping up it in the first place.
The backlash against Kardashian has been ugly. Commenting on Kim and her family, the stars of “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” (2007), English actor Daniel Craig told “GQ” magazine, “You see that and you think, ‘What, you mean all I have to do is behave like a [expletive] idiot on television and then you’ll pay me millions?’”
_Madmen (2007)_ star ‘Jon Hamm’ was even more direct, saying in an “Elle” magazine interview, “Whether it’s Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated. ” He went on to say, “Being a [expletive] idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture. You’re rewarded significantly.”
In the wake of Kim and her family members signing a new four-year $40 million deal for their show, Jonah Hill joined in on the pile-up, saying that, “The fact that the Kardashians could be more popular than a show like ‘Mad Men’ is disgusting.”
In the decadence that is America of the $15-trillion deficit and no serious plans from either part for a solution to the economic problems of the “Great Recession”, Kim Kardashian is welcomed to her second White House Correspondents Association Dinner in Washington, D.C. in 2012 and made fun of not only by host Jimmy Kimmel but by the President of the United States, Barack Obama, himself and laughs merrily at the merriment. That the women’s fame rests on the February 2007 “leaking” of a four-year-old home sex (for which she ultimately received $5 million from Vivid Entertainment) is an apt metaphor for socio-economic-cultural malaise in Washington and the country beyond, where everything seems to be run by amoral prostitutes in bed with each other and merely out for a buck.
This harlot brings tears to my eyes as she is emblematic of the downfall of the West. Her “virtues” are extolled by numerous mud sharking whores who revel at the opportunity to further dumb down their polluted culture with slave DNA.
This cultural debacle will be complete once homoqueers and lesboqueers are granted the ability to pervert the long held definition of marriage being between a virile Muslim man and his many wives, as opposed to say Big Pete and his uncle.
ALLAH AKBAR!!!!
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The Prophet (PBUH) could not have said it better, Brother Aghmed!
Blessings of Allah be upon you and your clan!
Rahimakallah!!!
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Demon Kahlid
The prophet couldn’t have said it better???
So you mean this “assmed” is more knowledgeable than the prophet??
You stupid idiot!!
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Be quiet you Hebrew infiltrator. Get thee hence or we shall serve up some Sharia justice on your hook nosed face.
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Aghmed…….you are a true scholar….
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I just come here to see the bad photoshop by this fag durta dutra not to head all that shit I see other idiots like these ^ believe anything tho typical muslim dogs
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spoken like a true homoqueer. Best of luck with your blasphemous marriage to another man.
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Thanks only a low life scum like you hagmad would read all that shit just like you read the quran the strap a bomb to your balls expecting to go to heaven where do you think bin laden is now well he;s shark shit and rotting in hell
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I believe it is time to make your “husband” a sandwich. Allah Akbar homoqueer!
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yep tell your mother I like my sandwich with turkey not camel and get the lube ready its anal for her tonight
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Puked shit
Don’t ruin our day by telling us what you do to your mother when your queer father is out on a gay dating spree.
You infidels make us sick.
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Yes the only thing worse than the homo muslims that post here is Kim K.she is a mudshark who has to give head to get ahead ans her streached out pussy and asshole both smell foul the entire family loves the black cock which started with the mother gangbanging groids while Kim and her sisters watched and learned and thats why they are now a family of mudshark whores.
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This heathen harlot is a perfect example for the downfall of the western world and why it will soon be taken over by Islam. Sharpen your saifs, feed your war camels, say your prayers, brothers in faith. The Great Djihad to Come is near.
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Insh’Allah!
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Downfall the west is the greatest nation on earth where all you middle eastern rats want to come
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The only thing that makes YOU want to come, homoqueer, is the thought of Big Gay Pete gaping his infidel butthole.
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no sufferer kallad its for FREEDOM and better living conditions better life FIRST WORLD are the BEST sorry but your kind are not welcome stay and enjoy youe camel shit and mud huts
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Kotex licker kahlid
Yeah ands yous be da first in line to sniff it
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I have an apartment in Jew York City where I am helping with the funding to build to Victory Mosque to commemorate our successful victory on 9/11.
Not to mention my palace in Basra.
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Kotex licker kahlid.
I Thoughts i seen yous on da tv in ney york yous was riding da camel in da gay rights parade yous was in da news boy.
Nows was dat your parade camel or is dat yous fuckin camel?
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Tyrone strikes again!
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!?!VICTORY?!?…You camel effing whore-son…You call it a victory when the leader of your child-effing cult sits in a room watching porn and buggering his own sons? He shit himself when he heard the choppers coming and tried to hide behind his wife…As will you when you hear the same sound he did…You soul-less dick hole.
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Allah needs more than your money. Celebrating and contributing to jihad is not enough to avoid the torture of the grave. You must perish in the Way of Jihad. Allah knows best.
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WHAT A WHORE, HELL I WOULD DO IT FOR THE MONEY TOO!!!!
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your a muslim you dont know better
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speak my mind? i am reading a jew and a sand niggrrr argue about the first world meanwhile theres pelple exploding left and right. the reason why they dont want to nuke u fuckers is so we can keep makong money off all the fucken news u pieces of shit create
.. so the jew boy and preaching muslim should now take turns hooping eachothers nuts. chow.
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Can anyone now doubt Islam. The Turks, Alhamdulillah, made slaves of Infidel Armenian shores like her.
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I like dick in my mouth and like to eat shit and bathe in piss
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She’s a big ungainly girl. Only blacks are into her i think. Id do her for work but not for play.
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I’d like to do her too.
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Alissa C DiCarlo, if you make powerful enemies, someone is likely to kill you.
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She does seem to date only nigs. Come to think of it that whole family dates smelly niggers.
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True
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