Kim Kardashian Posts A Pic Of A Manatee

Kim Kardashian manatee

Porn star Kim Kardashian posted the above picture of a manatee swimming underwater to her Twitter yesterday.

The manatee is commonly known as “the sea cow” for its large slow moving bulbous body, and is mainly found off the coast of Florida. The manatee is a majestic creature, however this particular one appears to have an over-sized rump, and an affinity for the darker sea grass.

Unfortunately Kim Kardashian’s manatee will likely get cut up by propellers during “Hip-Hop Week” in Miami when the rappers take to partying on their boats, and it ventures to the surface in search of a good time.


    She FINEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

    • FuQ

      You’re a gay fish.

      • Cahi

        Sorry to tell you this, the gayfish thing was never funny, and never will be.

        • FuQ

          Obviously, you didn’t get it either.

          • Kahlid

            I think we can all agree that you’re BOTH useless fags who deserve to die by the AK-47.

            ALLAHU AKBAR!!!

  • billy

    No manatee osama dick suckers

  • The Guy with the EyE

    THIRDSIEEEES!!! Id Fuck that Manatee..Then slap her in the face with my vagina lips

  • ObserversDickisaFatwa

    She could feed my village for an entire Ramadan….

  • Mavis

    Gross. She’s nasty.

  • alex

    Dude she has a nive ass and a nice set of headlights!!!

  • jew boy

    built too fuck

    • Arapaho Native

      Disgusting Jew (The Only Kind Of Jew)
      Have fun stealing ideas and taking full credit in the most menial to important subjects. I’ll see you in hell, you despicable creature.

      • Tyrone shoelaces


        Nots anywere as nasy as dem native american squaw crackhead and drunk gutter trash ho’s the worst is dem araphos smelly bitches will fuck fors a rock of crack or a bottle of ripple.

        • Arapaho Native

          Tyrone Shit Face
          You’re a disgusting, shit-for-brains dumb ass. All the shit you just spat is almost entirely did by African Americans, you dumb shit. Crack, prostitution, and losers is comprised almost entirely of black losers. Now go back to the dumpster you live in and smoke some of that crack you losers love so much.

          • arapaho native is retarded

            wow, a bit closed-minded aren’t we arapaho? it’s unbelievably pathetic that you’re saying that stuff if you’re really native american. not to mention incredibly hypocritical, and just as disrespectful to the real native americans who suffered as it is to the the people you’re feebly trying to insult. coward, your people should be ashamed of you.

          • Arapaho Native

            Arapaho Impersonator
            I’m closed minded? If you had half the intelligence of the average man, them you’d know that everything I just said is true. 62% percent of people with substance abuse is consisted of African Americans, the other 36% is white, Hispanic, and other ethnic groups, while Native Americans make up only 2%. You see how your words are made of bullshit, and how you took my name only shows how incredibly stupid you are. You’ve proven nothing here except show how ignorant and stupid you are.

      • jew boy

        sorry but hell is for your people NOT mine

        • Arapaho Native

          Jew Boy
          I’m going hell? No, I’m not, the Jews are. Have you heard of the UAV drone attack on twenty five unarmed people, which killed 12, injuring 13. You know who did that attack? It was the Israeli Defense Forces, so if anyones going to hell, it’s those people. Native Americans did nothing to deserve hell, while Jews dominate corporal punishment, so before you talk shit that you don’t know about, read a fucking book, you ignorant Jew fuck.

          • Arcachnar

            Indeed. Not to mention the inhuman treatment of the Palestinians by the Jews. Israel cut them of from electricity, food, water and jobs.

          • Arapaho Native

            Only the disgusting, despicable mind of a Jew could do that.

  • Niko Bellic

    Calling that thing a manatee is an insult to the Trichechus genus. Manatees have a mass of 400 to 550 kilograms (880 to 1,200 lb), that thing in the photo has to weigh at least over 9,000 pounds, most of the fat stored in it’s horrendously disgusting basckside.

    • Tyrone shoelaces

      Niko ball sack

      Yous would stick your face in dat ass in seconds if she asked you to and yous no it your tongue would be in her asshole and lickin dat ass crack like a crazy man.

      • Abdullah The Butcher

        tyrone turd taster

        you forget one thing my black asshole antagonist: Brother Niko is NOT a google and that giant ass no attractive powers over him.

      • Niko Bellic

        Tyrone The Bone Sucker,

        Silence, google scum.

        You will perish along with Grand Drag-Queen and Ara-homo. When the three of you die it will be truly a glorious day.

        KKK is gay

  • Mamfred

    She is fucking hot

  • Dudearama

    That bitches ass must stink walking in the hot la sun getting all sweaty those big cheeks rubbing together the stench must be foul by the end of the day.

  • Abdullah The Butcher

    the u.s. of a. is mesmerized by this fat mudshark….which is proof positive that this country is a fucked up place.