Kim Kardashian Caught Cheating Again?

Recently In Touch magazine published a cover story claiming that Kim Kardashian had a 5-month affair with self-proclaimed NFL star (he has only played in 2 games in 5 seasons) Bret Lockett.

Since Kim is a whore and Bret is black it was extremely reasonable for In Touch to believe Bret’s story even though he could not provide any details about how they would meet. Later Bret admitted he has never actually met Kim Kardashian in person.

Quite an embarrassment for In Touch magazine. That is why when we were approached by a man named Leroy AKA “Dat Nigga Tootie” outside a gas station, who claimed to have “f*cked dat Kardashian bitch in her fat ass” we checked out his story thoroughly.

First we examined his skin and it appears to be black so that checks out. Then we questioned Leroy on how he met Kim Kardashian, and he explained,

“Dat bitch horny for dis dick. She come by the hood and smoke some weed and me and my boys run a train on dat ass.”

So you are saying that Kim Kardashian drives into the ghetto and gets gang-banged in exchange for low grade weed behind her fiance’s back?

“Yes sireee!”

That sounds like Kim Kardashian alright.

“Word”

Pretty damning stuff for Kim! Let us see how she responds and if her fiance Kris Humphries will continue to go ahead with marrying her now that this has come to light.