Comments on: Khloe Kardashian Caught with Coke http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/khloe-kardashian-caught-with-coke Fri, 19 Mar 2010 19:37:27 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: Don'tyouhaveanyoffstofuck?fuckoff http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/khloe-kardashian-caught-with-coke/comment-page-1#comment-5953 Don'tyouhaveanyoffstofuck?fuckoff Fri, 02 Oct 2009 17:12:27 +0000 http://www.celebjihad.com/?p=1438#comment-5953 So Kloe (fucking stupid spelling, alliterative bitch) doesn't need to do drugs, but she does like to do them. Nothing wrong with a little coke now and again so long as it doesn't become a habit. So Kloe (fucking stupid spelling, alliterative bitch) doesn’t need to do drugs, but she does like to do them. Nothing wrong with a little coke now and again so long as it doesn’t become a habit.

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]]> By: kardashians are the scum of the earth http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/khloe-kardashian-caught-with-coke/comment-page-1#comment-5760 kardashians are the scum of the earth Wed, 23 Sep 2009 18:08:21 +0000 http://www.celebjihad.com/?p=1438#comment-5760 I hope she goes to jail. Mudshark. I hope she goes to jail. Mudshark.

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]]> By: Dead Ed http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/khloe-kardashian-caught-with-coke/comment-page-1#comment-5317 Dead Ed Mon, 14 Sep 2009 10:10:26 +0000 http://www.celebjihad.com/?p=1438#comment-5317 You are really stupid, dave. You posted: "Republicans have been in the office for the last 8 years." Only George W. Bush was in office for 8 years. From '01-'09. Republicans, as a whole, were in office for 12 years, from '95-'07. Did you forget Nazi (the word "Nazi" means: "national socialist") Pelosi and Prince "Hairy Body" Reid won control of the House and Senate in Nov. '06, taking control in Jan. '07? And yes, I do have a job, dave. And no, I don't have a lot of money thanks to Nazi (the word "Nazi" means: "national socialist") Pelosi and Prince "Hairy Body" Reid. With President of the United States Barack Obama added into the mix, there's no bill he won't sign. He won't know where the VETO PEN is. I know what their plan is. They want to socialize everything they can, hurting the small business companies. They want to use tax dollars to save failing big companies, hindering the little guy's opurtunity to grow. While the little guy gets screwed, through taxes, the little guy helped the big guy. NOW THAT'S FUCKED UP!!! You are really stupid, dave. You posted: “Republicans have been in the office for the last 8 years.”

Only George W. Bush was in office for 8 years. From ‘01-’09.
Republicans, as a whole, were in office for 12 years, from ‘95-’07.

Did you forget Nazi (the word “Nazi” means: “national socialist”) Pelosi and Prince “Hairy Body” Reid won control of the House and Senate in Nov. ‘06, taking control in Jan. ‘07?

And yes, I do have a job, dave. And no, I don’t have a lot of money thanks to Nazi (the word “Nazi” means: “national socialist”) Pelosi and Prince “Hairy Body” Reid.

With President of the United States Barack Obama added into the mix, there’s no bill he won’t sign. He won’t know where the VETO PEN is. I know what their plan is. They want to socialize everything they can, hurting the small business companies. They want to use tax dollars to save failing big companies, hindering the little guy’s opurtunity to grow. While the little guy gets screwed, through taxes, the little guy helped the big guy.

NOW THAT’S FUCKED UP!!!

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]]> By: Dead Ed http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/khloe-kardashian-caught-with-coke/comment-page-1#comment-5070 Dead Ed Mon, 07 Sep 2009 18:51:26 +0000 http://www.celebjihad.com/?p=1438#comment-5070 The Ten Commandments According To Obama: I. Thou shalt have no God in America, except for me. For we are no longer a Christian nation and, after all, I am the chosen One. (And like God, I do not have a birth certificate.) II. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, unless it is my face carved on Mt. Rushmore. III. Thou shalt not utter my middle name in vain (or in public). Only I can say Barack Hussein Obama. IV. Remember tax day, April 15th, to keep it holy. V. Honor thy father and thy mother until they are too old and sick to care for. They will cost our publi-fund health-care system too much money. VI. Thou shalt not kill, unless you have an unwanted, unborn baby. For it would be an abomination to punish your daughter with a baby. VII. Thou shalt not commit adultery if you are conservative or a Republican. Liberals and Democrats are hereby forgiven for of their infidelity and immorality, but the careers of conservatives will be forever destroyed. VIII. Thou shalt not steal, until you've been elected to public office. Only then is it acceptable to take money from hard-working, successful citizens and give it to those who do not work, illegal immigrants, or those who do not have the motivation to better their own lives. IX. Thou shalt not discriminate against thy neighbor unless they are conservative, Caucasian, or Christian. X. Thou shalt not covet because it is simply unnecessary. I will place such a heavy tax burden on those that have achieved the American Dream that, by the end of my term as President, nobody will have any wealth or material goods left for you to covet. The Ten Commandments According To Obama:
I. Thou shalt have no God in America, except for me. For we are no longer a Christian nation and, after all, I am the chosen One. (And like God, I do not have a birth certificate.)
II. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, unless it is my face carved on Mt. Rushmore.
III. Thou shalt not utter my middle name in vain (or in public). Only I can say Barack Hussein Obama.
IV. Remember tax day, April 15th, to keep it holy.
V. Honor thy father and thy mother until they are too old and sick to care for. They will cost our publi-fund health-care system too much money.
VI. Thou shalt not kill, unless you have an unwanted, unborn baby. For it would be an abomination to punish your daughter with a baby.
VII. Thou shalt not commit adultery if you are conservative or a Republican. Liberals and Democrats are hereby forgiven for of their infidelity and immorality, but the careers of conservatives will be forever destroyed.
VIII. Thou shalt not steal, until you’ve been elected to public office. Only then is it acceptable to take money from hard-working, successful citizens and give it to those who do not work, illegal immigrants, or those who do not have the motivation to better their own lives.
IX. Thou shalt not discriminate against thy neighbor unless they are conservative, Caucasian, or Christian.
X. Thou shalt not covet because it is simply unnecessary. I will place such a heavy tax burden on those that have achieved the American Dream that, by the end of my term as President, nobody will have any wealth or material goods left for you to covet.

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]]> By: The Right Brothers http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/khloe-kardashian-caught-with-coke/comment-page-1#comment-5050 The Right Brothers Mon, 07 Sep 2009 05:22:14 +0000 http://www.celebjihad.com/?p=1438#comment-5050 Enemy Within Sleeper cells right next door to us Scheming, smiling, lying to our faces Blending in just like they're one of us While inside their hatred for us rages They've made it do or die So it's time for us to fight Time to fight the enemy within Cause they're here between our shores They're part of the global war And it's time to fight the enemy within Leftist judges, one-sided media Giving voice to those who are trying to kill us From the bench, in front of the camera Giving aid and comfort to murderous villains Just because we're not all fighting over seas Doesn' t mean we don't have a war to win Against the enemy within   What About the Issues I pick up my guitar and I say what I believe For other people who think just like me You get all up in arms when you hear the words I sing And send messages for me to read I gave a lot of thought to everything that you've been saying Once I got past the cussing and the hate you were conveying I tried to be objective when you said you wish I'd die I got your point but couldn't help but see you were ignoring The truth behind our songs you're so predictable and boring Thank you for the interest now I've got a question for you What about the issues? How can hearing someone else's views make you mad enough to spit Cause when we play it you can't handle it Duck - here comes the F-bomb once again is that the only word that fit Oh, I forgot you also used #@!% and %@!# and #%!AND I know you'll find this hard to comprehend But we don't follow polls by CNN We got kicked off Fox and Friends But trashin' both the singers and the way we play guitar Won't change a lot of minds, no that won't get you very far But whatcha gonna do to fight three chords and the truth Just ignore the issues? What about the issues? I'm glad I'm not in your shoes Can we talk the issues?   Stop Global Whining There's a crisis on the planet It's heated up almost a whole degree It hasn't been this hot in a long time Not since the 16th Century When there were no evil SUVs Stop Global Whining It's up to you The earth's been heating up and cooling back down Since the day it started spinning 'round and 'round Stop Global Whining Get your head out of the clouds His name is Al Gore, yeah he's a loser He says the blame falls on me and you He flies around in a private jet While he tries to sell "an inconvenient truth" Hey Al here's something you can do Maybe you should shut up Al Cause every time you talk you're filling up the air With carbon dioxide too So if you really think that we'll become extinct The best thing that you can do is Stop Global Whining It's up to you Stop Global Whining I'm sick and tired of hearing you   I'm In Love With Ann Coulter She's got blond hair, long legs And a powerful intellect She's a writer, a real fighter You could say she's on the cutting edge And she captures my heart When she tears libs apart And now I must confess things as they are I'm in love with Ann Coulter All I wanna do is hold her And have her read her books to me Just like she does in my dreams I wonder if she's got a boyfriend Cause my girlfriend's leaving She says I'm living in a fantasy Even she can see it's over I'm in love with Ann Coulter And every time I see her on my television screen She looks into my eyes I know she's talking straight to me I'm in love with Ann Coulter All I wanna do is hold her And have her read her books to me Just like she does in my dreams I've been memorizing pages I've been driving liberals crazy I bet I've quoted half her books at work To those Godless jerks who can't debate me And there's so much I haven't told her But by the day I'm getting bolder I just know that she would fall for me If only I could get to know her 'Cause I'm in love with Ann Coulter I'm in love with Ann Coulter   Half of Her Heart She remembers the day he said goodbye Her and the kids just stood there and cried He got on the plane and nothing’s been the same She does what she can to take it day by day Wearing a smile for the children’s sake Trying to be strong but it’s hard to carry on…when Half of her heart is in Iraq The other half here at home misses him so bad He sends all his love but till he gets back Half of her heart is in Iraq She gets all dressed up she’s going out tonight With a younger man who has his father’s eyes A bittersweet date because it’s her birthday He says I miss dad and I know your heart breaks It’s just not right, he’s not here with you But just keep holding on cause I know he’s coming home She does all the chores so she stays in a hurry Finds all kinds of time to sit and worry Tries not to think of what he’s going through But what else can she do…when   The List Jimmy Carter and Ward Churchill Alec Baldwin and James Carvell Janeane Garafalo and Michael Moore The Reverend Jesse Jackson and Al Gore Barbara Boxer, George Clooney and then Dianne Feinstein and Sean Penn Barack Obama, Ted Kennedy, too The entire staff at the ACLU This is a song about liberals that we can’t stand If you don’t like it go write your own and start up your own band But this is our song and this is our list We apologize to the ones we missed This is a song about liberals that we can’t stand Nancy Pelosi and Robert Byrd Susan Sarandon and Whoopi Goldberg Chucky Schumer and Martin Sheen His son Charlie and Howard Dean Lincoln Chafee and John McCain Arlen Specter and Christopher Shays Lindsey Graham and Olympia Snow Belong in the zoo with the other RINOs And lest we forget the queen We crown our list with Hillary   Shut Up and Teach Nowhere in this textbook does it say "Bush equals Hitler" Nowhere in this chapter does it claim "we had it coming" No way in this room can you blame Capitalism No way on this earth will I be swayed Shut up and teach Don’t give a speech Keep your political beliefs All to yourself until the bell Your job as far as I can tell Doesn’t include indoctrination so could you please Shut up and teach I will not be force-fed any more of your liberal garbage And I will not write down what’s on the board cause it’s so stupid I can’t just sit back and ignore your biased grading This is not what we all came here for It’s called a textbook, why don’t you read it You’d be amazed at what you’d find inside It’s nothing like what you’ve been feeding I guess you must’ve thought we were blind Just keep ranting while I sit in here with my recorder I’ll see you at McDonald’s next school year and you can take my order Cause you might lose your job if you can’t learn to stick to the curriculum You had your say now I think it’s our turn Just show up, do your job, I know it sounds extreme   Bush Was Right Freedom in Afghanistan, say goodbye Taliban Free elections in Iraq, Saddam Hussein hunged up Osamas staying underground, Al Qaida now is finding out America wont turn and run once the fighting has begun Libya turns over nukes, Lebanese want freedom, too Syria is forced to leave, dont you know that all this means Bush was right! Bush was right! Bush was right! Democracy was on the way, hitting like a tidal wave All over the middle east, dictators walked with shaky knees Didn't know what they were gonna do,their worst nightmare was coming true They feared the domino effect, they were all wondering whos next Ted Kennedy wrong! Cindy Sheehan wrong! France wrong! Zell Miller right! Economy was on the rise kicking into overdrive Angry liberals couldn't believe it's cause of W's policies Unemployment was staying down, Democrats were wondering how Revenue was going up, can you say "Tax Cuts" Cheney was right, Condi was right, Rummy was right, Blair was right You were right, we were right, The Right was right andBush was right You got that right Bush was right   Big Oil We use it, we need it almost as much as air Dependent on the Middle East and no one seems to care That billions of barrels of oil are in the ground And the “freakenvironmentalists” won’t let us get it out So before you go and point your finger covered in gasoline And whine about their record profits Remember things aren’t what they seem Try and educate yourself with the facts or just admit you’re spoiled If you don’t like it don’t buy it It’s not the fault of “Big Oil” We want it, they sell it, what’s not to understand It’s simple as the law of supply and demand They’re making just pennies per gallon at the pump While the government gets double and the roads still suck If you wanna keep the price down But wanna keep the oil in the ground You can’t have it both ways That’s economics 101 Class dismissed go have fun   Overruled I guess some judges disagree with what The Constitution says So they don their robes and twist the words into what they want instead They make the laws, and ignore the laws And use the bench to promote the cause These Judges are gonna be judged by the one and final Judge And He’ll do the job that they refuse to do ‘Cause He knows what they’ve done, each and everyone And in His court they’re gonna stand accused They’ll all be overruled They tie the hands of the NSA and protect the enemy And ignore the rights of the victims so the guilty can go free They’re dangerous, unscrupulous And worst of all they’re changing us I’ve had it, disgusted I’m sick and tired of it Why can’t we do something with all these judges playing God Written by Frank Highland and Aaron Sain.© 2006 Friday Group Music (ASCAP) & PoolGuy Music (ASCAP).All Rights Reserved / International Enemy Within
Sleeper cells right next door to us
Scheming, smiling, lying to our faces
Blending in just like they’re one of us
While inside their hatred for us rages
They’ve made it do or die
So it’s time for us to fight
Time to fight the enemy within
Cause they’re here between our shores
They’re part of the global war
And it’s time to fight the enemy within
Leftist judges, one-sided media
Giving voice to those who are trying to kill us
From the bench, in front of the camera
Giving aid and comfort to murderous villains
Just because we’re not all fighting over seas
Doesn’ t mean we don’t have a war to win
Against the enemy within

 
What About the Issues
I pick up my guitar and I say what I believe
For other people who think just like me
You get all up in arms when you hear the words I sing
And send messages for me to read
I gave a lot of thought to everything that you’ve been saying
Once I got past the cussing and the hate you were conveying
I tried to be objective when you said you wish I’d die
I got your point but couldn’t help but see you were ignoring
The truth behind our songs you’re so predictable and boring
Thank you for the interest now I’ve got a question for you
What about the issues?
How can hearing someone else’s views make you mad enough to spit
Cause when we play it you can’t handle it
Duck – here comes the F-bomb once again is that the only word that fit
Oh, I forgot you also used #@!% and %@!# and #%!AND
I know you’ll find this hard to comprehend
But we don’t follow polls by CNN
We got kicked off Fox and Friends
But trashin’ both the singers and the way we play guitar
Won’t change a lot of minds, no that won’t get you very far
But whatcha gonna do to fight three chords and the truth
Just ignore the issues?
What about the issues?
I’m glad I’m not in your shoes
Can we talk the issues?

 
Stop Global Whining
There’s a crisis on the planet
It’s heated up almost a whole degree
It hasn’t been this hot in a long time
Not since the 16th Century
When there were no evil SUVs
Stop Global Whining
It’s up to you
The earth’s been heating up and cooling back down
Since the day it started spinning ’round and ’round
Stop Global Whining
Get your head out of the clouds
His name is Al Gore, yeah he’s a loser
He says the blame falls on me and you
He flies around in a private jet
While he tries to sell “an inconvenient truth”
Hey Al here’s something you can do
Maybe you should shut up Al Cause every time you talk you’re filling up the air
With carbon dioxide too
So if you really think that we’ll become extinct
The best thing that you can do is
Stop Global Whining
It’s up to you
Stop Global Whining
I’m sick and tired of hearing you

 
I’m In Love With Ann Coulter
She’s got blond hair, long legs
And a powerful intellect
She’s a writer, a real fighter
You could say she’s on the cutting edge
And she captures my heart
When she tears libs apart
And now I must confess things as they are
I’m in love with Ann Coulter
All I wanna do is hold her
And have her read her books to me
Just like she does in my dreams
I wonder if she’s got a boyfriend
Cause my girlfriend’s leaving
She says I’m living in a fantasy
Even she can see it’s over
I’m in love with Ann Coulter
And every time I see her on my television screen
She looks into my eyes I know she’s talking straight to me
I’m in love with Ann Coulter
All I wanna do is hold her
And have her read her books to me
Just like she does in my dreams
I’ve been memorizing pages
I’ve been driving liberals crazy
I bet I’ve quoted half her books at work
To those Godless jerks who can’t debate me
And there’s so much I haven’t told her
But by the day I’m getting bolder
I just know that she would fall for me
If only I could get to know her
‘Cause I’m in love with Ann Coulter
I’m in love with Ann Coulter

 

Half of Her Heart
She remembers the day he said goodbye
Her and the kids just stood there and cried
He got on the plane and nothing’s been the same
She does what she can to take it day by day
Wearing a smile for the children’s sake
Trying to be strong but it’s hard to carry on…when
Half of her heart is in Iraq
The other half here at home misses him so bad
He sends all his love but till he gets back
Half of her heart is in Iraq
She gets all dressed up she’s going out tonight
With a younger man who has his father’s eyes
A bittersweet date because it’s her birthday
He says I miss dad and I know your heart breaks
It’s just not right, he’s not here with you
But just keep holding on cause I know he’s coming home
She does all the chores so she stays in a hurry
Finds all kinds of time to sit and worry
Tries not to think of what he’s going through
But what else can she do…when

 
The List
Jimmy Carter and Ward Churchill
Alec Baldwin and James Carvell
Janeane Garafalo and Michael Moore
The Reverend Jesse Jackson and Al Gore
Barbara Boxer, George Clooney and then
Dianne Feinstein and Sean Penn
Barack Obama, Ted Kennedy, too
The entire staff at the ACLU
This is a song about liberals that we can’t stand
If you don’t like it go write your own and start up your own band
But this is our song and this is our list
We apologize to the ones we missed
This is a song about liberals that we can’t stand
Nancy Pelosi and Robert Byrd
Susan Sarandon and Whoopi Goldberg
Chucky Schumer and Martin Sheen
His son Charlie and Howard Dean
Lincoln Chafee and John McCain
Arlen Specter and Christopher Shays
Lindsey Graham and Olympia Snow
Belong in the zoo with the other RINOs And lest we forget the queen
We crown our list with Hillary

 

Shut Up and Teach
Nowhere in this textbook does it say “Bush equals Hitler”
Nowhere in this chapter does it claim “we had it coming”
No way in this room can you blame Capitalism
No way on this earth will I be swayed
Shut up and teach
Don’t give a speech
Keep your political beliefs
All to yourself until the bell
Your job as far as I can tell
Doesn’t include indoctrination so could you please
Shut up and teach
I will not be force-fed any more of your liberal garbage
And I will not write down what’s on the board cause it’s so stupid
I can’t just sit back and ignore your biased grading
This is not what we all came here for
It’s called a textbook, why don’t you read it
You’d be amazed at what you’d find inside
It’s nothing like what you’ve been feeding
I guess you must’ve thought we were blind
Just keep ranting while I sit in here with my recorder
I’ll see you at McDonald’s next school year and you can take my order
Cause you might lose your job if you can’t learn to stick to the curriculum
You had your say now I think it’s our turn
Just show up, do your job, I know it sounds extreme

 
Bush Was Right
Freedom in Afghanistan, say goodbye Taliban
Free elections in Iraq, Saddam Hussein hunged up
Osamas staying underground, Al Qaida now is finding out
America wont turn and run once the fighting has begun
Libya turns over nukes,
Lebanese want freedom, too
Syria is forced to leave, dont you know that all this means
Bush was right!
Bush was right!
Bush was right!
Democracy was on the way, hitting like a tidal wave
All over the middle east, dictators walked with shaky knees
Didn’t know what they were gonna do,their worst nightmare was coming true
They feared the domino effect, they were all wondering whos next
Ted Kennedy wrong!
Cindy Sheehan wrong!
France wrong!
Zell Miller right!
Economy was on the rise kicking into overdrive
Angry liberals couldn’t believe it’s cause of W’s policies
Unemployment was staying down,
Democrats were wondering how
Revenue was going up, can you say “Tax Cuts”
Cheney was right,
Condi was right,
Rummy was right,
Blair was right
You were right,
we were right,
The Right was right
andBush was right
You got that right
Bush was right

 

Big Oil
We use it, we need it almost as much as air
Dependent on the Middle East and no one seems to care
That billions of barrels of oil are in the ground
And the “freakenvironmentalists” won’t let us get it out
So before you go and point your finger covered in gasoline
And whine about their record profits
Remember things aren’t what they seem
Try and educate yourself with the facts or just admit you’re spoiled
If you don’t like it don’t buy it
It’s not the fault of “Big Oil”
We want it, they sell it, what’s not to understand
It’s simple as the law of supply and demand
They’re making just pennies per gallon at the pump
While the government gets double and the roads still suck
If you wanna keep the price down
But wanna keep the oil in the ground
You can’t have it both ways
That’s economics 101
Class dismissed go have fun

 

Overruled
I guess some judges disagree with what The Constitution says
So they don their robes and twist the words into what they want instead
They make the laws, and ignore the laws
And use the bench to promote the cause
These Judges are gonna be judged by the one and final Judge
And He’ll do the job that they refuse to do
‘Cause He knows what they’ve done, each and everyone
And in His court they’re gonna stand accused
They’ll all be overruled
They tie the hands of the NSA and protect the enemy
And ignore the rights of the victims so the guilty can go free
They’re dangerous, unscrupulous
And worst of all they’re changing us
I’ve had it, disgusted
I’m sick and tired of it
Why can’t we do something with all these judges playing God

Written by Frank Highland and Aaron Sain.© 2006 Friday Group Music (ASCAP) & PoolGuy Music (ASCAP).All Rights Reserved / International

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]]> By: The Right Brothers http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/khloe-kardashian-caught-with-coke/comment-page-1#comment-5048 The Right Brothers Mon, 07 Sep 2009 04:01:03 +0000 http://www.celebjihad.com/?p=1438#comment-5048 ?? ??

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]]> By: Dead Ed http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/khloe-kardashian-caught-with-coke/comment-page-1#comment-5044 Dead Ed Sun, 06 Sep 2009 18:31:36 +0000 http://www.celebjihad.com/?p=1438#comment-5044 You are a product of GOD. Not the government. Obama wants you to work and spread the wealth through force of the government. I believe in donating. Not coersion. Obama is the fucking DEVIL You are a product of GOD. Not the government.
Obama wants you to work and spread the wealth through force of the government.
I believe in donating. Not coersion.
Obama is the fucking DEVIL

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]]> By: Dead Ed http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/khloe-kardashian-caught-with-coke/comment-page-1#comment-5043 Dead Ed Sun, 06 Sep 2009 18:27:48 +0000 http://www.celebjihad.com/?p=1438#comment-5043 A major research institution (MRI) has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet known to science. The new element has been tentatively named Governmentium. Governmentium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of governmentium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would normally take less than a second. Governmentium has a normal half-life of three years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause some morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to speculate that governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass. A major research institution (MRI) has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet known to science. The new element has been tentatively named Governmentium. Governmentium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of governmentium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would normally take less than a second. Governmentium has a normal half-life of three years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, governmentium’s mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause some morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to speculate that governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.

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]]> By: Dead Ed http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/khloe-kardashian-caught-with-coke/comment-page-1#comment-5042 Dead Ed Sun, 06 Sep 2009 18:21:18 +0000 http://www.celebjihad.com/?p=1438#comment-5042 One Big eared Arrogant Marxist Asshole One
Big eared
Arrogant
Marxist
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]]> By: Dead Ed http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/khloe-kardashian-caught-with-coke/comment-page-1#comment-5037 Dead Ed Sun, 06 Sep 2009 07:45:13 +0000 http://www.celebjihad.com/?p=1438#comment-5037 My friends, we live in a free nation. It's FREE because countless people made the ultimate sacrafice for the freedom we enjoy. We shouldn't be talking about leaving the country. We oughtta be talking about starting to win elections. There are MILLIONS of us. We need to start organizing better, registering people to vote, speak up, keep the heat on your local officials, remind the local officials they are public servants, they work for US. My friends, we live in a free nation. It’s FREE because countless people made the ultimate sacrafice for the freedom we enjoy. We shouldn’t be talking about leaving the country. We oughtta be talking about starting to win elections. There are MILLIONS of us. We need to start organizing better, registering people to vote, speak up, keep the heat on your local officials, remind the local officials they are public servants, they work for US.

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