Khloe Kardashian Caught with Coke
The Kardashians haven’t been doing too hot lately. Kim and Reggie Bush just broke up, Kourtney’s pregnant, and now Khloe’s been caught with cocaine in her purse by her sisters.
No worries though, Khloe will still be around to be her older sister Kim’s beard. She claims that the drugs aren’t hers, and that she’s “not someone who needs to do drugs.”
Khloe told Life & Style magazine that “my employee was picking up a pile of clothes that customers had tried on, and [the cocaine] fell out. She called me into the dressing room, and it was in a little glass vial. I was leaving the dressing room, and a lot of customers walked in. I didn’t know what to do, so I threw it in my purse. I was like, ‘I’ll dispose of this in a second,’ and I went to help them. Then I forgot about it.”
I believe Khloe’s story. Everyone knows coke makes you thin and pretty, so Khloe definitely does not do coke. She probably thought it was powdered sugar, and was planning on putting it on the next unsuspecting villager she clubs and eats for crossing her bridge.
Q. Why doesn’t Barack Obama drink Pepsi?
A. He thinks everything goes good with coke.
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Barack Obama was stoned & yet he has risen.
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If you ever cracked wise about Barack Obama’s cocaine use (he admits it in his book, braindead-Barack-Obamabot-zombies), you may be guilty of racist Barack Obama jokes (& prolly read the miranda rights, arrested & tasered, if not at least reported to flag@whitehouse.gov). But, joking about Dubya’s “alleged” cocaine use is politically corect (it’s not true, they’re rumors, braindead-Barack-Obamabot-zombies).
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Ok, why all the obama bashing? He’s a mature person who has battled racism and become the most powerful man in the world. Everyone makes mistakes when they’re young. Wanna bash someone? Try people who are in and out of rehab, or bad parents or beat people or animals. It seems like you’re just trying to bring someone down to make yourself feel better.
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Bill Clinton said, “I didn’t inhale.”
Barack Obama says, “I didn’t inject.”
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Q. Why did Barack Obama think he campaigned in 57 states?
A. His heavy pot use has left him a brownie short of a full pan.
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Richard Nixon said, “I am not a crook.”
Barack Obama says, “I am not on crack.”
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If you’re gonna report me, to flag@whitehouse.gov , so they can put me on the “Watch List”, be sure to spell my name right: Edward “Dead Ed” Davila.
D-A-V-I-L-A
If Bush had any such “snitch” program, liberals would lose their fuckin’ mind. But this is what socialist do. This is straight up COMMUNIST SOCIALISM!
They call themseves “liberals” & “Democrats”, but they’re NOT!
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Leave Obama alone, he’s a great man!
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Obama is a sorry shack of shit! Health care plan sucks… and he isn’t even American! he is a piece of shit and please report me so i can stand in front of a judge and people around the world can watch me bash Obama’s name in the ground! he has 400% more death threats then Clinton and Bush! maybe someone will do something about it
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Well, you’re a DUMBASS and a loser for making so many dumb comments with those STUPID jokes.
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fuck obama! wait lol what does this have to do with klhoe and her coke? lmao
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I can’t think of anything to say about Khloe’s drug habits, BECAUSE SHE’S NOT THE PRESIDENT!
President of the United States Barack Obama is the one with a history of drugs, & let’s face it, later in life, it has its effects. And it is effecting him now. He said “tax cuts for 95% of Americans”, but he can’t with a deficit quadrupled the Presidents of the United States in the past from George Washington to George W. Bush.
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dead ed you would not have a clue what to do if you were president. Are you still crying because Mcain didnt win . I know I am glad I dont have to listen to sarah palins ugly ass ever again. So you keep on crying while the rest of the world keeps going. I gaurntee you do not have a job or if you do you dont make shit for money. That is because Republicans have been in the office for the last 8 years. There already have been tax cuts for 95 % of us . So before you speak do your math . Otherwise I know why you are mad . Fuck palin fuck mccain . Obama is here to stay . So get a job and live your life . George Bush is the reason for the recession . Check the stock market from 2001-2009. Thats proof Dumbass!!!!
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You’re OBVIOUSLY the DUMBASS. If look at the record highs on the stock market, it was in ‘05-’06. Bush inherited the Clinton/Gore recession, he inherited 9•11•2001, he inherited Katrina. With all that, he gets no credit for the tax cuts he gave to small buisinesses. I’m not a Republican 1st, you jackass (no pun intended). I’m a patriot 1st, conservative 2nd, Republican 3rd. And by all means, McCain is niether a conservative or Republican.
Early on, it looked like the 2 major candidates were going to be Rudy Giuliani & Hillary Clinton. The NYTimes, the Washington Post, ABC, CBS, NBC, MSNBC, CNN & CNN Headline News were all nervous over Rudy & Hillary because most the peeps at these networks wanted DESPERATELY the next President of the United States to be a Democrat. They were so uneasy about Clinton’s (no experience) chances that they derailed her candidacy & put the spotlight on a young, articulate, flash in the pan, half black American who was in a better position to get votes (can you say “affirmitive action”?) It hurt the female vote, but the news media felt that Barack Obama would be a better candidate.
Meanwhile, on the other side, the news networks mentioned above, did everything they could to CONvince America that Rudy Giuliani was unelectable & JS McCain would be a better “chance” (moderate = not a conservative, a rhino, not an elephant).
They knew that the soft spoken, timid McCain would look weak & old next to Barack Obama.
The coup worked. Barack Obama & JS McCain started winning primaries.
BJ Clinton, (no pun intended. Refering to William Jefferson Clinton), the once-adored President of the United States was berated by the networks mentioned above for the accusations on how they treated Hillary. That was just the beginning b4 she was given a fair shake on the “Fair & Balanced” network with an interview by the host with the number one show, in who knows how many years? She even said so herself she was treated better there than the other networks.
So far the polls favored Barack Obama in summer of ‘08. Until McCain dropped a bombshell in the name of an outspoken, truer conservative Sarah Palin as his running mate. She came on my radar long b4 people were defamading her, back when she put the Governors plane on ebay. She would rather shell out her own transportation than burden the tax payers. I don’t c princess Pelosi or prince Harry Reid doing that. Palin scared the shit out of the news media as consevatives & ex-Hillary supporters rallied behind her.
I can go on & on, but let’s just say that the news about Barack Obama’s friends, Bill Ayers, Bernadine Dorn, Tony Rezko & his pastor, who sounds like he’s on Def Comedy Jam, Jeremiah Wright, came too late. And that’s not even mentioning half the shit I’ve spoken here, like is he an American born citizen, his drug habbits, he lied about not knowing his pastor had anti-American views, is he still Muslim, because we all know the nut balls in the Middle East believe “once a Muslim, always a Muslim”, & if not, they will lynch you.
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Only you, dave, would think Sarah Palin is an “ugly ass”.
Everybody knows she’s the most attractive woman to ever run for any office. Cnservatives usually are. Meanwhile, liberal women are cranky, overweight, men-hating dykes in frumpy-mom-jeans.
A study shows conservatives are better lovers. And we all know Sarah Palin has an great sex life at 40-something.
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Ok Dead Ed, it doesn’t matter what people look like, only the person they are on the inside. And Palin is a bitch inside and out. She ran away when allegations kept coming up against her. She seems tough but has no balls. Not the kind of person I’d want in the whitehouse, maybe picking up garbage, that’s where she belongs. She blames everyone else for her problems. If she didn’t run for vp, noone would even know who the hell she is.
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You are really stupid, dave. You posted: “Republicans have been in the office for the last 8 years.”
Only George W. Bush was in office for 8 years. From ‘01-’09.
Republicans, as a whole, were in office for 12 years, from ‘95-’07.
Did you forget Nazi (the word “Nazi” means: “national socialist”) Pelosi and Prince “Hairy Body” Reid won control of the House and Senate in Nov. ‘06, taking control in Jan. ‘07?
And yes, I do have a job, dave. And no, I don’t have a lot of money thanks to Nazi (the word “Nazi” means: “national socialist”) Pelosi and Prince “Hairy Body” Reid.
With President of the United States Barack Obama added into the mix, there’s no bill he won’t sign. He won’t know where the VETO PEN is. I know what their plan is. They want to socialize everything they can, hurting the small business companies. They want to use tax dollars to save failing big companies, hindering the little guy’s opurtunity to grow. While the little guy gets screwed, through taxes, the little guy helped the big guy.
NOW THAT’S FUCKED UP!!!
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You really have no life man….seriously, even if you were trying to be funny or get ppl to pay attention to you…why try so hard with so many lame racist joke?….You need friends
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who the fuck are you talking to? no ONe. apparently sir you have no friends.
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Hang in there Chloe!!! They aren’t happy unless they are putting someone down. Fuck them.
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WTF is the stupid bitch that wrote the last part on? ….COKE DOES NOT MAKE YOU PRETTY ! it makes you look like an anorexic whore …. and for the record Khloe is gorgeous FUCK the bitch that wrote that !!
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who is making fun of khloe? no1 is. what are you talking about? you must be the one crack bitch
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why dont you shut your nigger ass up we dont give a fuck about obama now lets get to this coke shit… she is obviously doing coke haas anyone seen the weight she lost in the past 6 months??? its obviously from doing coke.. the problem is all she does is say no i dont do coke and everyone believes her
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did I say anything about obama you dumb fagget? go suck on klhoes nigger cock since she’s more manelyer than you … fucking gay dick sucker
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Thank you I dont see how people believe her lame ass excuse.
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Hey, dave, get your momma braces for those snaggy ass teeth of hers. She cut up my meat pretty bad last night.
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Q. How can you tell when Barack Obama is doing coke?
A. He answers the door when the phone rings.
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wow what a lame joke…
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Q. Why won’t Barack Obama release his real birth certificate?
A. After snorting his coke through it, he accidentally smoked it.
…Or…
The ink isn’t dry yet.
…Or…
Hillary Clinton won’t give it back.
…Or…
He will wait to reveal it on 12•21•2012, at 11:11am (apocalypse day), that it holds truth he is the anti-christ.
I think he smoked it. Fuckin’ pothead…
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O.M. Fucking G. you are probably one of the most stupid person to ever walk the face of the earth. Such a judgemental bastard and have yet to make a mark in the world. Who in the fuck cares about someone that calls himself “DEAD ED”? That is what you should be in this world is DEAD. Obama was by far the best canidate to try and turn this crappy ass economy around, but it isn’t like you speak about anything positive he has done, and muther fuckers like you never will. YOU ARE FUCKING DUMB. I hope you don’t have any kids anytime soon. Or if you do, I feel sorry for him, her, it or whatever
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who ever wrote this about khole saying she thought it was powderd sugar fuck u all the kardashian sisters r hotter then u fat ass
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khloe karashan is a man and grant is suking her hairyyy dick
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LOL ok the jokes are good. But ed buddie we need to come togther right now the slaves are done and over with. He is black. a good Black man like at that. he isn’t out there selling drugs to kids and hussin the streets. you know we have all smoked a little bit of Mary… so what he was a teen doin some druge’s we all fuck up man. I don’t agree with his heath care program…But hey all we can is hope for the best in this shitty economy right now. And as far as Klohe… well she is skiny… lol hummm COKE!!!!
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we alreaady have a health care program called medicaid and it sucks . It is in our best interest to have this. Do you agree with medicaid?Canada has medical coverage for everyone why not the US . Republicans paid people to get on a bus and go and protest in washington against healthcare!! How laim.
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Hate on Bush & the Republicans all you want, but George Bush DID create 10 million new jobs. George Bush DID inherit a recession. He didn’t blame BJ Clinton every single solitary day. He had the negative impact on the economy of 9•11•2001 & Katrina (btw, I donated 2 RVs filled with water bottles, in case you’re wonderin’ “wtf did you do?”).
Now here’s the bottom line: it’s not George Bush’s fault that Barack Obama decided he wants to take over health care, the banks, financial institutions, automotive industries, & now he wants to tax us for energy we use and tax us on CO2. That’s air we naturally breathe out our mouth, nose & ass. He wants rto tax our butts. He’s confusing carbon monoxide with carbon dioxide. Plants NEED CO2. They convert it to oxygen. We breathe in oxygen. We breathe out CO2. Carbon dioxide. Plants convert it to oxygen. The ol’ sayin’ “talk to the plants to help them grow” is true in the fact that you’re BREATHING on them. Automobiles don’t “polute” out their tailpipes, they release CO2. Plants crave it. We need plants to convert it to oxygen. What’s next, tax us for oxygen we breathe in? I actually would hold my breath on that one, because in a national socialist government, it’s posible (the word “nazi” means “national socialist”. A leftist, democratic, liberal movement.)
It’s not George Bush’s fault that Barack Obama quadrupled the deficit in a record breaking 4 months, way more (quadruple more) than the deficits of past President of the United States from George Washington to George W. Bush COMBINED.
It’s not George Bush’s fault that Barack Obama is going to destroy health care. It’s not George Bush’s fault that Barack Obama is going to raise taxes dramatically.
You can place the blame all you want, but at some point you gotta put blame on the shoulders of the President of the United States Barack Obama. The leftist, radical, socialist, stateist. That’s who he has been. That’s who he’s ALWAYS been.
Basically, he’s his buddies Bill Ayers & Rev. Wright combined. Bill Ayers the liberal anti-American politician, not Bill Ayers the pentagon bombing terrorist of the 60’s… YET.?.
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WHOEVER THIS SAME GUY IS LEAVING 15 MILLION COMMENTS TALKING TO ONLY HIMSELF B/C NO ONE ELSE CARES, WOW YOU ARE REALLY A LOSER, YOU HONESLY HAVE NO LIFE THAT YOU SIT ON THE COMPUTER ALL DAY AND WRITE COMMENTS ABOUT STUPID ARTICLES FROM NON-KNOWN WEBSITE POSTING RETARDED ARTICLES , I NEVER COMMENT ON THESE THINGS BUT ITS JUST AMAZING PPL LIKE YOU HAVE NO LIFE BUT TO SIT ON HERE ALLLL DAY LONG AND WRITING COMMENTS AND DUMB JOKES THAT NO1 EITHER LOOKS AT/ NOR CARES ABOUT NEEDS HELP!! SERIOUSLY U HAVE NO LIFE AND YOU HAVE PROBLEMS, TRY TO GET AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER AND INTO THE REAL WORLD AND FIND URSELF A LIFE!!!
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Khloe your story does not make sense. Why did you put it in your purse . Werent you the least bit surpre ised when you found it. I am a recovering addict and your story does not hold any water with me . just admit its yours . You must have just started using . I know over weight coke addicts . The difference between a coke whore and you is that you have money.
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Oh, you are a wit, dave… or at least half of one. Tell me, do the chicks go for your insane babble?
Prolly not, eh?
Prolly about as they go for your attempts at self-deprecating humor.
It doesn’t work, does it?
You can’t find any online dating services that are good?
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Prolly? Dead ed is going out of his way to criticize everyone and can’t even talk. Maybe you should find an online dictionary.
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I am sick & tired, absolutely sick & tired, & I will face down any one of you left-wing idiots — I have other words for you, I am self-containing some of the words I want to use — I will face down any one of you, & explain to you, in historical context, if you NEED it, (because you’re too DUMB to understand it on your own,) THAT NATIONAL SOCIALISM IS A LEFT-WING MOVEMENT!
This is what I find “hysterical”, when you think of Sarah Palin & Joe Biden: whenever Joe Biden says something absolutely, just down-right STUPID, it’s always seen as “entertaining” by Liberals, “oh, that’s just Joe.” But no matter what Sarah Palin says, (who’s a lot smarter than Liberals care to admit. Just look at the economy in AK. No “wasteful spending” there, unlike CA, MI, IL & NY), whatever this poor woman says, it’s treated like it’s the dumbest thing in the world. She can stand there & recite (without a teleprompter) the Declaration of Independence & the US Constitution verbatim & Liberals would be like, “ack, pfffft, stupid…”
…It’s BEHAVIOR. The whole idea of a free society is that when you behave, when you act on your own accord, YOU DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCESS. Rights & Responsibilities. To say you want Rights with no responsibility, is to not have any rights, by the way.
The problem with universal health care are these people telling you we have a responsibility. That there is a moral obligation. The government doesn’t have the power to determine our moral obligations. That is “coersion”. The government doesn’t have, in its make-up, a right to assume it is a moral compass to the American people. Now, I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again… I WANT moral people in government. I DON’T want government moralized or moralizing.
What is person A giving to person B? What do they provide in return? NOTHING! It really goes back to Marx & Engles. People TRYING to “weed out” or “legislate out” man’s natural instinct to provide for himself & his family.
“Greed” is not defined by “demanding what’s yours”. “Greed” is defined by “demanding what’s NOT yours”. Whether it be money, or drugs, or the labor of a medical practitioner, you don’t own somebody else’s stuff simply because you EXIST. You have the RIGHT to sit there being totally unconcerned & NOT care. If you don’t HAVE that right, what’s the government gonna do? I shudder to think.
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My friends, we live in a free nation. It’s FREE because countless people made the ultimate sacrafice for the freedom we enjoy. We shouldn’t be talking about leaving the country. We oughtta be talking about starting to win elections. There are MILLIONS of us. We need to start organizing better, registering people to vote, speak up, keep the heat on your local officials, remind the local officials they are public servants, they work for US.
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Big eared
Arrogant
Marxist
Asshole
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A major research institution (MRI) has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet known to science. The new element has been tentatively named Governmentium. Governmentium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of governmentium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete when it would normally take less than a second. Governmentium has a normal half-life of three years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, governmentium’s mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause some morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to speculate that governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.
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You are a product of GOD. Not the government.
Obama wants you to work and spread the wealth through force of the government.
I believe in donating. Not coersion.
Obama is the fucking DEVIL
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Enemy Within
Sleeper cells right next door to us
Scheming, smiling, lying to our faces
Blending in just like they’re one of us
While inside their hatred for us rages
They’ve made it do or die
So it’s time for us to fight
Time to fight the enemy within
Cause they’re here between our shores
They’re part of the global war
And it’s time to fight the enemy within
Leftist judges, one-sided media
Giving voice to those who are trying to kill us
From the bench, in front of the camera
Giving aid and comfort to murderous villains
Just because we’re not all fighting over seas
Doesn’ t mean we don’t have a war to win
Against the enemy within
What About the Issues
I pick up my guitar and I say what I believe
For other people who think just like me
You get all up in arms when you hear the words I sing
And send messages for me to read
I gave a lot of thought to everything that you’ve been saying
Once I got past the cussing and the hate you were conveying
I tried to be objective when you said you wish I’d die
I got your point but couldn’t help but see you were ignoring
The truth behind our songs you’re so predictable and boring
Thank you for the interest now I’ve got a question for you
What about the issues?
How can hearing someone else’s views make you mad enough to spit
Cause when we play it you can’t handle it
Duck – here comes the F-bomb once again is that the only word that fit
Oh, I forgot you also used #@!% and %@!# and #%!AND
I know you’ll find this hard to comprehend
But we don’t follow polls by CNN
We got kicked off Fox and Friends
But trashin’ both the singers and the way we play guitar
Won’t change a lot of minds, no that won’t get you very far
But whatcha gonna do to fight three chords and the truth
Just ignore the issues?
What about the issues?
I’m glad I’m not in your shoes
Can we talk the issues?
Stop Global Whining
There’s a crisis on the planet
It’s heated up almost a whole degree
It hasn’t been this hot in a long time
Not since the 16th Century
When there were no evil SUVs
Stop Global Whining
It’s up to you
The earth’s been heating up and cooling back down
Since the day it started spinning ’round and ’round
Stop Global Whining
Get your head out of the clouds
His name is Al Gore, yeah he’s a loser
He says the blame falls on me and you
He flies around in a private jet
While he tries to sell “an inconvenient truth”
Hey Al here’s something you can do
Maybe you should shut up Al Cause every time you talk you’re filling up the air
With carbon dioxide too
So if you really think that we’ll become extinct
The best thing that you can do is
Stop Global Whining
It’s up to you
Stop Global Whining
I’m sick and tired of hearing you
I’m In Love With Ann Coulter
She’s got blond hair, long legs
And a powerful intellect
She’s a writer, a real fighter
You could say she’s on the cutting edge
And she captures my heart
When she tears libs apart
And now I must confess things as they are
I’m in love with Ann Coulter
All I wanna do is hold her
And have her read her books to me
Just like she does in my dreams
I wonder if she’s got a boyfriend
Cause my girlfriend’s leaving
She says I’m living in a fantasy
Even she can see it’s over
I’m in love with Ann Coulter
And every time I see her on my television screen
She looks into my eyes I know she’s talking straight to me
I’m in love with Ann Coulter
All I wanna do is hold her
And have her read her books to me
Just like she does in my dreams
I’ve been memorizing pages
I’ve been driving liberals crazy
I bet I’ve quoted half her books at work
To those Godless jerks who can’t debate me
And there’s so much I haven’t told her
But by the day I’m getting bolder
I just know that she would fall for me
If only I could get to know her
‘Cause I’m in love with Ann Coulter
I’m in love with Ann Coulter
Half of Her Heart
She remembers the day he said goodbye
Her and the kids just stood there and cried
He got on the plane and nothing’s been the same
She does what she can to take it day by day
Wearing a smile for the children’s sake
Trying to be strong but it’s hard to carry on…when
Half of her heart is in Iraq
The other half here at home misses him so bad
He sends all his love but till he gets back
Half of her heart is in Iraq
She gets all dressed up she’s going out tonight
With a younger man who has his father’s eyes
A bittersweet date because it’s her birthday
He says I miss dad and I know your heart breaks
It’s just not right, he’s not here with you
But just keep holding on cause I know he’s coming home
She does all the chores so she stays in a hurry
Finds all kinds of time to sit and worry
Tries not to think of what he’s going through
But what else can she do…when
The List
Jimmy Carter and Ward Churchill
Alec Baldwin and James Carvell
Janeane Garafalo and Michael Moore
The Reverend Jesse Jackson and Al Gore
Barbara Boxer, George Clooney and then
Dianne Feinstein and Sean Penn
Barack Obama, Ted Kennedy, too
The entire staff at the ACLU
This is a song about liberals that we can’t stand
If you don’t like it go write your own and start up your own band
But this is our song and this is our list
We apologize to the ones we missed
This is a song about liberals that we can’t stand
Nancy Pelosi and Robert Byrd
Susan Sarandon and Whoopi Goldberg
Chucky Schumer and Martin Sheen
His son Charlie and Howard Dean
Lincoln Chafee and John McCain
Arlen Specter and Christopher Shays
Lindsey Graham and Olympia Snow
Belong in the zoo with the other RINOs And lest we forget the queen
We crown our list with Hillary
Shut Up and Teach
Nowhere in this textbook does it say “Bush equals Hitler”
Nowhere in this chapter does it claim “we had it coming”
No way in this room can you blame Capitalism
No way on this earth will I be swayed
Shut up and teach
Don’t give a speech
Keep your political beliefs
All to yourself until the bell
Your job as far as I can tell
Doesn’t include indoctrination so could you please
Shut up and teach
I will not be force-fed any more of your liberal garbage
And I will not write down what’s on the board cause it’s so stupid
I can’t just sit back and ignore your biased grading
This is not what we all came here for
It’s called a textbook, why don’t you read it
You’d be amazed at what you’d find inside
It’s nothing like what you’ve been feeding
I guess you must’ve thought we were blind
Just keep ranting while I sit in here with my recorder
I’ll see you at McDonald’s next school year and you can take my order
Cause you might lose your job if you can’t learn to stick to the curriculum
You had your say now I think it’s our turn
Just show up, do your job, I know it sounds extreme
Bush Was Right
Freedom in Afghanistan, say goodbye Taliban
Free elections in Iraq, Saddam Hussein hunged up
Osamas staying underground, Al Qaida now is finding out
America wont turn and run once the fighting has begun
Libya turns over nukes,
Lebanese want freedom, too
Syria is forced to leave, dont you know that all this means
Bush was right!
Bush was right!
Bush was right!
Democracy was on the way, hitting like a tidal wave
All over the middle east, dictators walked with shaky knees
Didn’t know what they were gonna do,their worst nightmare was coming true
They feared the domino effect, they were all wondering whos next
Ted Kennedy wrong!
Cindy Sheehan wrong!
France wrong!
Zell Miller right!
Economy was on the rise kicking into overdrive
Angry liberals couldn’t believe it’s cause of W’s policies
Unemployment was staying down,
Democrats were wondering how
Revenue was going up, can you say “Tax Cuts”
Cheney was right,
Condi was right,
Rummy was right,
Blair was right
You were right,
we were right,
The Right was right
andBush was right
You got that right
Bush was right
Big Oil
We use it, we need it almost as much as air
Dependent on the Middle East and no one seems to care
That billions of barrels of oil are in the ground
And the “freakenvironmentalists” won’t let us get it out
So before you go and point your finger covered in gasoline
And whine about their record profits
Remember things aren’t what they seem
Try and educate yourself with the facts or just admit you’re spoiled
If you don’t like it don’t buy it
It’s not the fault of “Big Oil”
We want it, they sell it, what’s not to understand
It’s simple as the law of supply and demand
They’re making just pennies per gallon at the pump
While the government gets double and the roads still suck
If you wanna keep the price down
But wanna keep the oil in the ground
You can’t have it both ways
That’s economics 101
Class dismissed go have fun
Overruled
I guess some judges disagree with what The Constitution says
So they don their robes and twist the words into what they want instead
They make the laws, and ignore the laws
And use the bench to promote the cause
These Judges are gonna be judged by the one and final Judge
And He’ll do the job that they refuse to do
‘Cause He knows what they’ve done, each and everyone
And in His court they’re gonna stand accused
They’ll all be overruled
They tie the hands of the NSA and protect the enemy
And ignore the rights of the victims so the guilty can go free
They’re dangerous, unscrupulous
And worst of all they’re changing us
I’ve had it, disgusted
I’m sick and tired of it
Why can’t we do something with all these judges playing God
Written by Frank Highland and Aaron Sain.© 2006 Friday Group Music (ASCAP) & PoolGuy Music (ASCAP).All Rights Reserved / International
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The Ten Commandments According To Obama:
I. Thou shalt have no God in America, except for me. For we are no longer a Christian nation and, after all, I am the chosen One. (And like God, I do not have a birth certificate.)
II. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, unless it is my face carved on Mt. Rushmore.
III. Thou shalt not utter my middle name in vain (or in public). Only I can say Barack Hussein Obama.
IV. Remember tax day, April 15th, to keep it holy.
V. Honor thy father and thy mother until they are too old and sick to care for. They will cost our publi-fund health-care system too much money.
VI. Thou shalt not kill, unless you have an unwanted, unborn baby. For it would be an abomination to punish your daughter with a baby.
VII. Thou shalt not commit adultery if you are conservative or a Republican. Liberals and Democrats are hereby forgiven for of their infidelity and immorality, but the careers of conservatives will be forever destroyed.
VIII. Thou shalt not steal, until you’ve been elected to public office. Only then is it acceptable to take money from hard-working, successful citizens and give it to those who do not work, illegal immigrants, or those who do not have the motivation to better their own lives.
IX. Thou shalt not discriminate against thy neighbor unless they are conservative, Caucasian, or Christian.
X. Thou shalt not covet because it is simply unnecessary. I will place such a heavy tax burden on those that have achieved the American Dream that, by the end of my term as President, nobody will have any wealth or material goods left for you to covet.
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I hope she goes to jail. Mudshark.
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So Kloe (fucking stupid spelling, alliterative bitch) doesn’t need to do drugs, but she does like to do them. Nothing wrong with a little coke now and again so long as it doesn’t become a habit.
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