Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom Prenup Details!
Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom have finally worked out the details of their prenup, and CelebJihad.com has obtained all the exclusive details.
- In the event of divorce, Mr. Odom will retain no less than 1/3 of the junk in Mrs. Kardashian’s trunk.
- In the event that Mr. Odom is charged with the grizzly stabbing death of Mrs. Kardashian, the ghost of Robert Kardashian will act as his legal representation.
- The couple agrees to split all proceeds from their soon to be “stolen” sex tape, Ebony and Ugly.
- Mr. Odom agrees never to reveal the secret location of Bruce Jenner’s sarcophagus.
- Mrs. Kardashian will retain custody of any of the couples children, but Mr. Odom will retain merchandising and animation rights for the couples first born son, Calabasas Seacrest Kardodom.
- In the interest of objectivity, any divorce proceedings will be decided by a jury of peers who have no idea who the fuck “Billy Bush” is.
- If children are conceived, any custody hearings will be heard by a state family court judiciary. And the children will be just awful.
Leave those two alone!
We like Lamar and we love Khloe now that she’s slimmed down a bit.
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She may have slimmed down, but she is still the ugly runt of the Kardashian girls.
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what a lame attempt at humor. This seriously reads like what two 12 years olds would say to each other thinking it is hilarious, but not realizing that people do not laugh with them, but at them.
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I wonder if those 12-year-olds would think it was hilarious if some one called you a cunt?
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Khloe Kardashian walks into a library and says to the librarian: “I…”
The librarian interrupts: “McDonalds is next door you fat cunt.”
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