Comments on: Kevin Federline Fat Jokes

By: mirelle

mirelle — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 23:54:21 +0000

luv this joke

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By: Dead Ed

Dead Ed — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 05:34:16 +0000

Kevin Federline sings bedtime carols to his kids:

“Hush little girl,
Sweet baby dont cry, tonight.
Daddy is here and he’ll sing you a soft lullaby, tonight.
Why cant it all be like it was before?
How can i explain why mommy’s not here anymore?
‘Cause daddy likes porno and $10 whores.
Daddy gets wasted and robs liquor stores.
Daddy likes rubbing against little boys on the bus.
I think thats why mommy left us, mommy left us.
Hush little girl.
There is no reason to fret, tonight.
Don’t mind the smoke, daddy just wants to forget, tonight.
Soon it will all be like it was before.
Any minute, she will walk through that front door.
But daddy plays poker and drinks lots of beer.
Then he wants sex that involves mommy’s rear.
Daddy has sores on his naughty parts oozing with pus.
I think thats why mommy left us.
Please dont cry,
I swear i’ll try,
To be here by your side.
Right after daddy gets home from the bar,
Visits his bookee,
And steals a new car.
He’ll drive to the strip club,
And if daddy plays his cards right,
He’ll bring home your new mommy tonight.”

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By: Colonel Sanders

Colonel Sanders — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 17:20:36 +0000

K(FC)- Fed

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By: interpeer

interpeer — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 14:32:52 +0000

He looks like a fat biker with those tatoos

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By: Dead Ed

Dead Ed — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 06:31:08 +0000

Lol. He’s become Adam Sandler’s character, Michael, in “Click”.

It’s not photoshopped. There’s video on all the cable news networks of him in different locations such as playing golf, out with the kids and this pic of him in the pool as well.

I thought he ate the kids, til essentially I saw him spending some quality time with them. And more power to him. And pizza and hot dogs, too.

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By: Mallory

Mallory — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 19:59:37 +0000

K-FED the hungry… the only problem is, he thought he was the only hungry one!

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By: Mee

Mee — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 13:25:03 +0000

Photoshopped! If it were real his face would be bigger than that.

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By: Dina

Dina — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 13:21:31 +0000

Look all I see is a man who has walked away from they Hollywood drama, drug scene. What I think is imporant to remember that when you take care of 2 little boys, whose mother has a screw lose and the whole world is watching.

I dont care if the man gained a few pounds OBVIOUSLY he has decided to put his childrens needs first…maybe family meals at the table, maybe some stability for his family…I say kudoos, and the heck with the shallow world we live in.

Live a comfortable life, be, happy and raise well adjusted kids and to the devil with others opinions.

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By: Aude

Aude — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 10:43:15 +0000

I think he wants to be the next biggest loser! Keep that way Kevin ;) !

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By: JZ

JZ — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 22:40:50 +0000

Here is k-fed is sporting his new coined phrase, “fat is phat”

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