Kevin Federline Fat Jokes
Look at this topless pic of a fat Kevin Federline. Going out in public looking like that he is just asking to be mocked. Here are some Kevin Federline fat jokes.
- It is nice to see that K-Fed is finally growing as a person.
- He should change his name to K-Overfed.
- Not shown in this picture is his trainer feeding him fish from a bucket.
- Kevin Federline? More like Kevin Fatterline or Kevin Federflab.
- Does this bathing suit make me look fat? No K-Fed daylight makes you look fat.
- They say the camera adds 10 pounds. If that is the case then K-Fed must have eaten 10 cameras.
- Greenpeace should be circling him in inflatable boats.
If you got any to add leave them as comments below.
At least he’s playing it safe! Whales should always be near water.
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oops I ate it again!
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Uhm, this is definitely fake.
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Man stop hatin- He livin LARGE off dat Britney money- lol
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He should be on the biggest loser…but then again I don’t think u can be on a reality show named after you.
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you got that from chelsea lately..come up with something on your own.
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K-Fed? More like Well-Fed
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that’s what he got for leaving Shar and Britney he treated them like crap that’s why he’s fat know he use to be sexy.
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this is k-fed preping for his next commercial… unfortunately he thought his agent “SHAMOO commercial” but in actual fact it was a “SHAMPOO commercial”
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britney used to be K-feds better half… untill he ate her.
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luv this joke
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Congratulations!! k-fed inherited Britney’s fat in the divorce.
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What people don’t know is that this is an actual satellite image of the atlantic ocean.
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…finally we have a visual on the cause of recent tsunamis.
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its nice to see K-fed has finally made it big in the industry.
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Here is k-fed is sporting his new coined phrase, “fat is phat”
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I think he wants to be the next biggest loser! Keep that way Kevin ;) !
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Look all I see is a man who has walked away from they Hollywood drama, drug scene. What I think is imporant to remember that when you take care of 2 little boys, whose mother has a screw lose and the whole world is watching.
I dont care if the man gained a few pounds OBVIOUSLY he has decided to put his childrens needs first…maybe family meals at the table, maybe some stability for his family…I say kudoos, and the heck with the shallow world we live in.
Live a comfortable life, be, happy and raise well adjusted kids and to the devil with others opinions.
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Photoshopped! If it were real his face would be bigger than that.
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K-FED the hungry… the only problem is, he thought he was the only hungry one!
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Lol. He’s become Adam Sandler’s character, Michael, in “Click”.
It’s not photoshopped. There’s video on all the cable news networks of him in different locations such as playing golf, out with the kids and this pic of him in the pool as well.
I thought he ate the kids, til essentially I saw him spending some quality time with them. And more power to him. And pizza and hot dogs, too.
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He looks like a fat biker with those tatoos
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K(FC)- Fed
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Kevin Federline sings bedtime carols to his kids:
“Hush little girl,
Sweet baby dont cry, tonight.
Daddy is here and he’ll sing you a soft lullaby, tonight.
Why cant it all be like it was before?
How can i explain why mommy’s not here anymore?
‘Cause daddy likes porno and $10 whores.
Daddy gets wasted and robs liquor stores.
Daddy likes rubbing against little boys on the bus.
I think thats why mommy left us, mommy left us.
Hush little girl.
There is no reason to fret, tonight.
Don’t mind the smoke, daddy just wants to forget, tonight.
Soon it will all be like it was before.
Any minute, she will walk through that front door.
But daddy plays poker and drinks lots of beer.
Then he wants sex that involves mommy’s rear.
Daddy has sores on his naughty parts oozing with pus.
I think thats why mommy left us.
Please dont cry,
I swear i’ll try,
To be here by your side.
Right after daddy gets home from the bar,
Visits his bookee,
And steals a new car.
He’ll drive to the strip club,
And if daddy plays his cards right,
He’ll bring home your new mommy tonight.”
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