Kendall Jenner Sells Her Wares In A Thong Bikini

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At 17-years-old Kardashian sister Kendall Jenner’s biological clock is certainly ticking, and thus so is her viability of becoming a Muslim’s wife.


In a last ditch attempt to get her married off before she descends into darkness like her mudshark half-sisters Kim and Khloe, Kendall Jenner was taken to Greece and put in a thong bikini to advertise her wares in the photos below.


Unfortunately for Kendall I am not seeing much in these thong bikini pictures that would pique a Muslim’s interest, as her narrow hips do not bode well for birthing, and her weak frame does not look up to handling field work.


I am afraid the best Kendall Jenner can hope for is to serve as a concubine for a Muslim man who is into rough anal with skinny girls. Of course this life is infinitely more favorable to getting involved with black guys like her half-sisters Kim and Khloe Kardashian.

 

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  • Beastly man

    THAT ASS! ;)

    • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

      Doesn’t matter the ass.

      Muslims despise sinful cougars and that’s (almost) the case.

      Allahu Akbar!

      • Beastly man

        Who don’t muslims despise?

        • ObserversDickIsaFatwa

          Furry goats and hairy camels…

          • Beastly man

            Should have known!

        • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

          The beautiful, hard working, and respectful Arabic women.

          • Beastly man

            I find that hard to believe. I seen a picture of one of those arabic women laying with her head cut off in the middle of the street. People was walking pass her like nothing happened!

          • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

            Beast,

            Most probably what you saw was one of the many carnages that recurrently happen in the US, perpetrated by the typical mentally deranged American kaffir.

          • moshe dayan

            No, what he saw was the result of a woman mistakenly walking into the Tikrit gloryhole catching Homo Hashim and Anal Abdullah going down to pump town. The sight of two overweight camel jockeys pumping ass was such a horrid vision, she cut her own fucking head off rather than live with the memory.

            Eat shit and die mofo

          • ????

            moshe

            why can’t you make a post that doesnt involve ”pumping ass”? this homosexuality is completly uncalled for, gay bob.

          • The Reaper

            ????

            The Gay Jew tranny Moshe can’t help posting about Homosexuals he is a Qweer and he hopes that posting about his gay sex fetish will help him get more lovers If you are 14 or under or a black male he will be hitting on you.

          • Team America

            Gay ass raper

            You can’t help hitting on Moshe. Admit it, you have a boner for Moshe, even I’ve had to deal with your unwanted advances. Keep your aids to yourself you disgusting monkey fucker.

            America! Fuck you monkey ass raper!

      • ObserversDickIsaFatwa

        Brother Hashim……

        …well said and good analysis…….

        …this heathen is on the decrepit side of 13 and her family is wise to intensify their marketing campaign…….her bride price may not fetch more than two goats at her advanced age….

    • the unholy

      Is that Simon Cowell operating the boat in pic #6?

    • The Real Prophet

      I will wait till after nov 3, to speak my mind for legal reason.

      mean while maybe someone can feed her some food.

      HDE suck it, ur camels dick that is

      • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

        The Real Manure,

        You are a mongoloid dwarf, aren’t ya? Why don’t you obey to your mommy and finish the elementary school first?

        And it’s “meanwhile”, you twat.

        • The Real Prophet

          Hasrash the destroyer or glory holes

          Why don’t you get on your camel, ride the 20 miles necessary, and attend preschool, don’t forget your helmet, and knee pads you will be needing those.
          spell that homo

          • Team America

            The gay prophet

            I read a prophecy that the one and only gay prophet would return to lead the fags (like Moshe) to the holy glory hole. With your return the prophecy has come to pass. You truly are the king of queers.

            America! Fuck infidels!

          • moshe dayan

            Double Teamed by Niggers,

            A mongoloid knobsucker like yourself has one function in life, and that is to rush in to the peep show booth as the two muslims leave, quickly eye the floor and squeal with delight when you find the nice shiny glob of cum. Then fall to your knees and slurp it up like a big white string of mushy spaghetti.

            Eat shit and die Retard

          • Westboro Baptist Church

            Dear Real Prophet (or whoever you are)

            You came to us implying that you were the real deal and blessed our hatred of faggots, homo-queers, trannys, lesbians, and others we consider offensive (well, admittedly pretty much everyone, except us).

            Imagine our surprise when we found your collection of “butt-plugs” (note: we had to lower ourselves to asking a homo-queer what they were) and marital aids in your carry-on bag.

            Mr. Durka’s secretary (not a bad guy, given he’s a heretic and will burn in hellfire for eternity) was kind enough to inform us we could post this message to you directly, without involving his office.

            Please come and collect your “belongings”, or “collection” if you prefer, as we cannot touch it without using a “haz-mat” suit, and those are extremely expensive given the number of lawsuits against our small congregation

            Sincerely,.

            Rev. Fred Phelps.

          • Team America

            Moshe the dirty Jew

            The prophecy also mentions you as his number one disciple and that after he dies of aids you would continue to spread his aids to all the glory holes in the land.

            America! Fuck you Jew!

          • The Reaper

            Moshe Gayman aka Team tranny

            Your one sick fuck posting as Moshe then posting back to yourself like your not the same person get help not only are you a homo but your also nuts.

          • Team America

            Gay ass raper

            Now I know why you keep hitting on Moshe and I, it’s because you think we are the same person. Get over us you demented puddle of aids infested cum. Go back to raping monkeys and pawning your ass on a street corner.

            America! Fuck you, gay ass raper!

      • Durka’s Secretary

        Dear Mr. Real Prophet

        The Westboro Baptist Church called our offices, imploring us to contact you regarding the carry-on bag you left behind, containing a large selection of marital-aids, and what they described as the largest collection of butt-plugs they’ve ever seen.

        Please contact the WBC, and they will be happy to return your belongings. And we will be happy that they no longer calling us, as that even as peace-loving jihadis, we find them disgusting.

        Sincerely,

        Abbas Al-Assan
        Secretary to Mr. Durka Durka
        CelebJihad.com

        • The Real Prophet

          Dear Durka’s sex slave

          For you to address a Man of my Divinity is an insult even to Buddhism how dare you address me as your equal. I sudgest you return to cleaning the cave and fixing supper. I am the the beginning and the end. (more of the end for you) I am the light and the dark. As Revelations has been wised to warn you all, my return was inevitable.

          This blasphemy of a bag you speak off belongs to none others then the destroyer of boy holes in collaboration with homo petes.

          My disciples are eager to unleash our furry at all who oppose The Almighty Real Prophet. Be forewarn I will not take the comments of an inferior sex lightly. My mercy is limited and many here have tested it.

          Always Immortal,

          The Real Prophet
          The Almighty

          • Durka’s Secretary

            Sir,

            Even we muslims do not believe that the real Christ Jesus, who is given the status of a messenger of Allah (SWT – albeit, a poorly informed one) in the Koran, would be carrying marital aids on his person, let alone the butt plug collection that caused the Westboro Baptist Church members to vomit profusely and seek therapy.

            We are quite certain that your followers are ready to unleash their “furry” on us as you call it. The homo-queers that infest Mr. Durka’s web site refer to that as a “feather boa”.

            As such, we are simply unimpressed by your claims and/or threats. Nor, do we believe that a true messenger of Allah (SWT) would consort with the Westboro Baptist Church.

            We are aware of the predicted return of Christ Jesus, but that isn’t you. Rather, sir, you are the proverbial bad penny that simply won’t go away.

            However, we digress, and I cannot understand why you are angry with this office. We are merely passing on a message, as requested for the Westboro Baptist Church. They simply won’t let us alone because they knew we could contact you as you have been frequenting this holy website with the intent of offending pious muslims.

            Again, please contact the WBC so they can return your belongings.

            Sincerely,

            Abbas Al-Assan
            Secretary to Mr. Durka Durka
            CelebJihad.com

          • Durka’s Secretaries Owner

            1000 Apologies Almighty one creator of all. I have no Idea what has gotten into this one I assure you the stone will fix this as it has before. Please show your mercy unto us as you have in the pass. I will contact the Westboro Baptist Church and return those items they wish to frame you with. Disregard all messages from this pheasant I assure you she will spend the remainder of her days, answering made in china service calls. That will put her perfect grammar and spelling to good use.

            Amen

          • Team America

            The gay prophet

            The following is the prophecy I was referring to.

            So at this time their was a queer who referred to himself as the Real Prophet, a gay prophet, a man of glory holes. although he would leave the holy site celebjihad, his own return he did foresee. Upon his return he would turn to his number one disciple, Moshe the Jew and he would say, “Moshe, my most devoted follower, take into yourself this part of me and take my seed and my aids for yourself and spread my aids to all the glory holes of the land”. So as was written, so shall it be.

            That’s the prophecy that was fulfilled by the return of the gay prophet.

            America! Fuck infidels!

  • Chrissy the Lesbian

    Ok – thats pretty yummy…

    :-)

  • Jesus lover

    When I was a small boy, I had religion drilled into me by a Catholic Priest. Now I get ony knees for Jesus.

    • Jesus lover

      I want to feel Jesus inside of me, deep deep inside of me. I want him to fill me with his love, his hot man love. I get down on my knees for Jesus and I accept his love inside of me.

  • Alissa C DiCarlo

    Well, her friend in a couple of the pics actually has a nicer ass.

    • Firts in the But

      Do you do Anal?

      • Alissa C DiCarlo

        Definitely.

        • Firts in the But

          Nice very nice.

    • Chrissy the Lesbian

      I’ll drink to that!

      :-)

  • Big daddy

    If this is a Muslim site Why are homosexuals like Team America,Moshe Dayan and Beastly Man posting here?

    • Team America

      Gay ass raper

      Nice try. I have already exposed Big Gay Daddy as another one of your pathetic alias’s. From now on, when ever I see a post that shows clear signs of homosexually repressed undertones I will refer to that poster as you, Reaper the gay ass raper. You only ever post gay related posts and your obsession with gay sex and me is starting to become unhealthy. I’ve already made it clear that I’m not interested in you so get over me.

      America! United States of AWESOME!

  • Haywood Jablowmi

    17 years old. Bordering on kiddie porn aren’t we Durka Durka.

  • Ronald mcdonald

    starwars called
    they want they’re sand people back…

  • Ali Buster Hymen

    That’s not really a thong, BUTT I have a army of sand niggas that would eat it from her pussy to URANUS.

  • Hong SZE JUN

    in the 3rd photo, kylie jenner’s breasts looks bigger then kendall