Kelly Clarkson Still Totally Not Fat
Breaking news! American Idol Season 1 winner and famed pop singer Kelly Clarkson is still totally not fat!
Sure her hips are ridiculously wide and testing the will of the denim in her jeans, but that doesn’t mean she is fat. OK yeah her ass is huge, her arms are flabby, and she has a big gut. Oh and her fingers look fat and she is getting multiple chins. Anyway what was I saying? Oh yeah Kelly Clarkson is not fat!
We caught up with Kelly recently feeding at her potato chip trough (it is actually more of a large tin filled with various flavors of potato chips than an actual trough), and I asked her point blank “What do you have to say to critics out there that think you are getting too big?” You know what she told me? And I’ll never forget her words. Kelly said,
“Nom Nom Nom *slurpy sounds* Nom Nom Nom Nom *gargle*”
Powerful stuff from a talented singer. So think about Kelly’s words the next time you start to think Kelly Clarkson is overweight.
Wow, good article. It’s nice to see people with some meat on their bones out in public instead of the ridiculously morbidly obese people who sit at their computer writing articles like this.
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Your attempt at humor failed miserably.
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Kelly clarkson is an amazing singer, and it’s nice to know that she’s the type of person who doesn’t give a crap for what paparazzi or other people are saying.
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Kelly is a GREAT singer! While I’ve defended her right to gain as much weight as she likes, I am slightly concerned for her health because of how quickly she has gained. However, I will continue to buy her music as long as she continues to sing like she does now. While it is her business, why doesn’t she try to maintain or at least gain a bit slower.
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Um… besides the fact that she is completely sexy & beautiful?
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What an awful piece of trash this article is.
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THIS IS TERRIBLE! on a side note….everyday im hustlin hustlin
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Kelly’s Jenny Craig commercial is coming any day now. It will be her and Kirstie Alley wrestling over some triple cheeseburgers.
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Who every wrote this article fuck you!
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Seriously, all the stuff going on in the world and you chose to make fun of Kelly? The article isn’t even funny. Love her!! She’s not even that big, gees.
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Kelly seems to be very humble as well as very talented. In fact, I think she is one of the best singers out there. I do have one question. Do you think she some of her weight gain could be from drinking since she has been talking about alcohol a lot lately? I’m just a concerned fan.
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I feel sorry for any “writer” whose only aim in life is to be a loser. With no respect for anyone or anything except the childish stupidity of his own perverted humor. I’d hate to think I found pleasure in writing the trash this punk puts out. And I’d really hate to think that comments like these were “funny” to me.
I don’t know who the worthless piece of garbage is that writes this stuff, but he’s a sad excuse for a human being.
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Nom Nom Nom.
That will be classic.
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this is no joke..She has nice hips for thrusting….I would totally do her!
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I’m a fan of Kelly but I have to admit. This article is hilarious!! And I think kelly would think so too! And whoever said the person that wrote this was a sad excuse for a human being.. Lighten up a little. It’s just a website.
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Wow, could you be any more ignorant? Kelly Clarkson is smaller than the average size woman, which happens to be a size 14. (http://www.fullandfabulous.org/articles_view.asp?articleid=17064) Thank you for giving normal women a lower self-esteem, it’s really appreciated.
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THat was the trashiest thing I’ve read. Hey she’s doing music her way with 23 million records sold under belt. To the comment up above, it has nothing to do w the drinking she started gaining weight during my December era. And her mom is actually pretty wide. If anything its in her genes. Even when she was working tirelessly in 2005 and thinner, her butt was always big. She’s a beautiful girl with a heart of gold leave her be. She don’t care anyway she makes great music, has an awesome fan base and if chosen to, shell never have to work again
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She looks terrible. She should keep herself up in this business. Shallow or not it is part of showbiz to look good. She will be long gone if she doen’t head to the gym and stop eating.
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she needs to lose weight. She looks terrible.
PS. Don’t stop at McDonalds anymore.
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Kelly will always be the best !!!~! and when we r listning to a song we r not expecting models cz singers are not models , they rock !!! I’ll defend kelly till the end !
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Kelly is FAT and SLOPPY!! She could at least try to look good with her clothes choice.
I WANT A PERFORMER WITH THE FULL PACKAGE. WITH LOOKS AND A GOOD VOICE.
I VOTE FOR CARRIE UNDERWOOD. SHE IS PRETTY, NICE VOICE, DRESSES NICE AND KEEPS HER SELF UP. WHO WILL BE AROUND IN 5 YEARS.
I VOTE FOR CARRIE
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She looks like she is approximately 80 pounds overweight. I hope she puts down the coke and Big Mac and look at what she is doing to herself. She used to be so pretty no she looks like a Whale on Stage. What a dirty shame she will have a rude awakening when she turns 40!! She will be a HUGE WHALE!
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AMERICAN IDOL!!
FINAL CONTESTANTS:
CARRIE UNDERWOOD OR KELLY CLARKSOn!!
I VOTE FOR THE PRETTY, NORMAL WEIGHT, WELL DRESSED, GOOD VOICE AND EASY ON THE EYES!!! WINNER: CARRIE UNDERWOOD LOSER: KELLY CLARKSON
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ELVIS HAD A FAN BASE TOO. LOOK WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM WHEN HE PUT ON WEIGHT. HIS CAREER WENT DOWN HILL.
KELLY CLARKSON IS NOT EVEN CLOSE TO FAN BASE AS ELVIS WAS.
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The people stating that Kelly Clarkson is not fat are probably blimps themselves. The American Population are Obese. In the 1970;s it was hard to find a FAT person. Now they are on every corner of the block. Wake Up! Kelly Clarkson is FAT and her career will suffer if she does not lose weight. There is always someone right behind you to take your place. A young, pretty, good dresser, normal weight and better singer than Kelly will be right ready to take her place.
Kelly Who??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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KELLY,
WHY DON’T YOU GET SOME HELP FOR YOUR EATING DISORDER. YOU NEED TO GET HELP WITH YOU PROBLEM. YOU ARE IN THE PUBLIC EYE NOW AND YOU LOOK TERRIBLE. WE ARE ONLY TRYING TO HELP YOU!! PLEASE JOIN WEIGHT WATCHERS OR JENNY CRAIG. I WAS YOUR SIZE AT ONE TIME AND I LOST 90 POUNDS. IT CAN BE DONE I WAS 40 YEARS OLD. I AM NOW DOWN TO MY NORMAL WEIGHT OF 130 AND I AM 5’4′. YOU CAN DO IT. I WILL STAY A PRAYER FOR YOU.
CONCERNED.
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Uhmmm,,,, So what if Kelly’s butt is *almost* as big as Michelle Obama’s? At least she’s a sweet person with loads of talent, and not a nasty America-hating shrew who dresses like a JC Penney fashion reject.
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Not only is She FAT she dresses like a BUM
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She should lose weight, only because she’s not happy with herself. I think it would raise her selfesteem.
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For your information real women are not sticks! Kelly Clarkson is simply curvy and good for her! Why not? It’s her body and keeping a size 0 is hard and stupid anyway! So get a life and stop jugding othe people’s!
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