Kelly Clarkson Announces Tour Dates
Brace yourselves, Kelly Clarkson is about to hit the road, and scientists think the resulting earthquake may be catastrophic.
Kelly has announced the dates for her upcoming “Taste the Music” tour on her website. According to Kelly she included “smaller more delicious venues” so she is better able to connect with her fans.
The tour kicks off at a Piggly Wiggly’s in Uncasville, Connecticut, on October 2 and, after 32 American and Canadian dates at various Cracker Barrel and Waffle House locations, the tour will end in Hollywood, Florida, on December 13 at Al’s Country Fried All You Can Eat Buffet.
The venues will start taking reservations on August 15.
DAMN IT….i could have written this article. haha. it was funny though b/c its true. kelly c. has gotten FAT
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Kelly Clarkson is amazing. This article is not amusing. Find someone else to bash. She is not even fat. Get a life.
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You arsehole!!! Kelly is awesome. She can sing better then you ya useless cunts!!
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OMG. Have you ever looked at the sky at night & mistake a plane for a star? THAT’S what KC is. A PLANE MISTAKEN FOR A STAR!
IMO I think Carrie Underwood is a better singer. And let me just throw this in (since you want to go there): Carrie Underwood can sing better than me, you (meaning: anybody reading this), AND Kelly Clarkson, you useless 30-something year old blogger in your underwear living in his parent’s basement smoking weed with a Playstation, X-Box & PC games to play online with your ONLY online neo-friends. No girlfriend, just an online G/F on GAIA.
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You can go to hell for writing this article!
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Kelly Clarkson sings way better than Carrrie Underwood, you, and whoever else is reading this. Whatever the rest of what you said is a mystery. And you can call her Ms. Clarkson. KC is only for her fans.
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Ubtil KC does something that’s noteworthy, like turn bread into wine or walk on water, I’ll call KC whatever I see fit. Michael Jackson didn’t impress me, all he was was a good dancer. And not the best. I’ve seen better. Not saying I can do better. Tough guys don’t dance. I don’t care if you look like John Revolting (Grease era John), dancing is lame. But KC is no singer. :p
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If you think she is not a singer, then you have never listened to her music. She has the most amazing vocals. For some reason you just don’t like her…must be because you are an Underwood fan. I am done with you and your worthless opinion.
ps. she has sung for the Pope and George Steinbrenner who always gets the BEST talent for the Yankees. Hate to sound immature but…..SO THERE!!!!!
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George “Corpsegrinder” Fisher is a good singer, too. Those Cookie Monster vocals are awesome. He don’t need to perform at venue or for any respected persona to be recognized as a good singer. What’s your point W that interactive?
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PASADENA, Calif. – “American Idol” winner, Fantasia Barrino, had 2 b persuaded 2 play herself in a TV movie about her hardscrabble life.
The Lifetime movie contains a graphic rape scene that makes the film particularly difficult 2 watch – but, not nearly as difficult 2 watch as former American Idol movie, “From Justin To Kelly”. :o/
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“GOTTEN” fat?
Dude! She’s always BEEN FAT. It’s amazing what they can do with camera angles and lighting…and makeup….and dental work…ok, maybe not so much the dental work BUT girl is f-in blubbery. Trailer-trashy in the extreme. She was definitely the “practice girl” in high school.
BLUH!
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The Larry Craig story is indeed an embarrassing 1, but u know who I feel sorry 4? Peeps who listen 2 iPods while in public restrooms & don’t know the secret homosexual bathroom code of foot tapping. If they’re just enjoying their music, I don’t think it’s cool 2 bust them, unless it’s because of a KC song. :p
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On an Australian talk show, KC said she wished the American entertainment media would focus less on her appearance & more on her glaring lack of versatility as a singer. :|
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