Keanu Reeves Is Immortal

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Keanu Reeves Immortal



By now those of you who read this site know that all celebrities are involved in the dark arts, and are most likely reptilian creatures who have taken human form to control our minds and sell magazines. That much is obvious.


However, I just uncovered some startling new information! It appears that these satanic shape shifting snakes may in fact be immortal as well!


Watch this video below and see for yourself. The greatest living American actor Keanu Reeves is in fact immortal. He has taken many forms through the years, and is hell bent on hypnotizing the masses with his docile acting style.


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  1. alex says:

    that was fuckin stupid

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  2. alexia says:

    this whole website is BS. all of this shit is lies written by lonley ass fugly people.

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    • Random guy stopping by says:

      Maybe you need to get a life and stop living on this website. GET A FUCKING LIFE RETARD!

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  3. Dead Edâ„¢ says:

    He’s either a fucking robot or a fucking vampire. This guy hasn’t aged.
    He’s still hasn’t finished puberty.

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  4. Sonia Sanchez says:

    Very good viedeo I’m shaver only seein it and hearing it is very intense video as all that you makes.

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  5. sonia sanchez says:

    Solo una persona enferma puede escribir todo esto, deberia ver un psicologo, le deceo suerte.

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