Keanu Reeves Is Immortal

Keanu Reeves Immortal

By now those of you who read this site know that all celebrities are involved in the dark arts, and are most likely reptilian creatures who have taken human form to control our minds and sell magazines. That much is obvious.

However, I just uncovered some startling new information! It appears that these satanic shape shifting snakes may in fact be immortal as well!

Watch this video below and see for yourself. The greatest living American actor Keanu Reeves is in fact immortal. He has taken many forms through the years, and is hell bent on hypnotizing the masses with his docile acting style.

  • alex

    that was fuckin stupid

  • alexia

    this whole website is BS. all of this shit is lies written by lonley ass fugly people.

    • Random guy stopping by

      Maybe you need to get a life and stop living on this website. GET A FUCKING LIFE RETARD!

  • Dead Edâ„¢

    He’s either a fucking robot or a fucking vampire. This guy hasn’t aged.
    He’s still hasn’t finished puberty.

  • Sonia Sanchez

    Very good viedeo I’m shaver only seein it and hearing it is very intense video as all that you makes.

  • sonia sanchez

    Solo una persona enferma puede escribir todo esto, deberia ver un psicologo, le deceo suerte.

  • JohnLeno

    Keanu is Buddhist . Its believed ,Early Buddhist & Hindu Gurus lived for over 200 years .
    Keanu must have accessed their Meditation Techniques to Live Longer NOT Immortal .