Katy Perry Trying To Make Suicide Sexy
The Pro-Suicide movement has just got a huge boost thanks to musician Katy Perry agreeing to be their spokesperson to promote the positive side of suicide.
“I just feel that suicide gets a bad wrap.” said the singer, “I mean what is so great about living? Lots of people do that. I say be an individual don’t follow the crowd!”
The suicide rate, especially among teens, has dropped in the last couple years, and this trend disturbs Katy Perry.
“I just hate to see the kids today miss out on an important rite of passage. I mean everyone should at least try killing themselves once. Lets face it, if your life sucks when you are 15 or 16 years old it will probably never get better, so what do you have to lose?”
To get her pro-suicide message out to her fans, Katy Perry will be appearing in a commercial in which she showcases the fun and sexy side of taking one’s own life. As you can see in the pictures below Katy Perry is wearing a revealing outfit while playfully leaning over the edge of a balcony 50 feet above the pavement.
“If I just get one of my fans to accept the hopelessness and utter meaninglessness of life, then I did my job.” said Katy. Let us hope Katy Perry’s suicide campaign touches a lot more than one.
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What a pair of legs.
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If she isn’t going to jump I hope there is a good muslim mans there to go ahead and push her. That act alone would gain the muslim mans entry in to heaven along with his 72 virgins.
Also, if Katy’s butch of a wife Russ is near go ahead and push her too.
These two infidels are some of the worst.
ALLAHU AKBAR!!
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Hahaha just been on the news that the government are going to be shutting down websites like this, thought I would give you smelly cunts the heads up LOLLLZZZZZ
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mike the asshole
Let’s see you laugh when the government wants to shut down the whorehouse where your mother works.
Bet you won’t be laughing then infidel.
Also…this site tells only the truth and the corrupt u.s. government cannot stop the truth.
ALLAHU AKBAR
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Hey we agree on something, the u.s government are corrupt, but that doesn’t stop you being an evil little wanker ! You speak no truth just brain washed shit from an out of date book
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Mike the cunt, this holy site is of more value to muslim men than the pile’s of rubble we left behind in NYC.
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You cunt, this site is getting brought down you pig !!
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mike the homoqueer
I think you got confused while typing. What you meant to say was, ” my mother, the cunt….she is going down…even on pigs!”
Also, your mother must be related to the happy infidel. She also likes pig sex.
You have a shameful family asshole. Allaha will send all of you to hell for your immorality.
Eat shit and die mofo
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Abdullah The Butcher
I have just come to realise that you are probably most likely in your teens, just from the huge vocabulary that you seem to use. Ranging from :
Infidel
Asshole
homoqueer
lesboqueer
Die
Mofo ….This is a good indication your at least 12
Oh and Allah
If I could get my hands on you, I would squeeze the fucking life out of your sorry excuse for a human. Oh and Miley Cyrus is a Christian you absolute plant pot
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mike the homoqueer
That’s tough talk for a weak faggot.
Go back to your comic books and dress making. You would not live for 30 seconds in a fight with us Muslims.
eat shit and die mofo
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Abdullah
I don’t think he was talking about fighting when he said he would squeeze the life out of you. He sounds like a faggy ass homoqueer who wants to squeeze something else…………
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