Katy Perry Shows Off Her Satanic Titties

Katy Perry shows off her Satanic titties in the devilish topless photo above.

It is no secret that (like most people in the entertainment industry) Katy Perry is a devout Satanist who is on a mission to spread epic amounts of depravity through her immodestly bulbous breasts and crappy pop music to please her dark Lord and master.

Fortunately Katy and the forces of evil can be defeated through the holy Islamic practice of lapidation. Once the cleansing power of the stones strike Katy’s sinful body, the djinns that inhabit her will be driven out as she crumbles into a heap. Then just to be safe Katy should be anointed with battery acid, to take care of any last demons that still may be lingering behind.

Yes thank Allah that we have the infinite wisdom contained within the holy Qur’an to instruct us on how to deal with demonic topless sluts like Katy Perry.