Katy Perry Bounces Her Breasts While Singing

In a desperate attempt to distract from her horrible voice and utter lack of musical talent, pop star Katy Perry bounces her breasts while singing in the video above.

Katy Perry’s breasts appear to be quickly losing their fight with gravity and will soon be smacking against her knees which will surely spell the end of her pathetic music career.

However, all is not lost for Katy Perry. Us Muslims could still find a use for her in our salt mines using her big bouncing breasts to smash through rock, and the wailing of her off-pitch singing to keep wild animals from the camp.