Katy Perry Big Boobs Nude Tease

Katy Perry shows off her tig ol’ bitties but covers her cock box in the teasing nude photo above.

Clearly Katy has bulbous udders that would make a Holstein cow green with envy. Unfortunately for Katy she does not have the skilled coarse hands of a Muslim man squeezing and tweaking her teats to release the milk building up in her chest sacks. For it is clear from this nude photo that Katy Perry desperately needs to be milked soon, or she runs the risk of her boobs exploding and releasing a tsunami of baby juice that would no doubt kill thousands in Southeast Asia.

Yes once again it falls upon us courageous and noble Muslims to do the dirty work to save humanity from imminent disaster. If any Muslim man happens to see Katy Perry out in public it is our duty to roll up our tunic sleeves, grab some buckets and a stool, and then (ignoring her protests and the pepper spray) knead Katy’s boobies dry.