Katrina Bowden Named Sexiest Woman Alive

Katrina Bowden

Esquire magazine has announced that Katrina Bowden, star of the NBC show “30 Rock”, is the 2011 “Sexiest Woman Alive”.

To celebrate the event Esquire took a series of voyeuristic pictures of Katrina Bowden in various states of undress. These will allow their readers to feel as if they were hiding in Katrina Bowden’s closet masturbating while watching her change clothes, just biding their time while waiting to attack her. Needless to say they are very erotic.

However, naming anyone but Allah (or possibly Muhammad) the sexiest anything is blasphemy. Of course Allah is a man, and to suggest otherwise will get you stoned most righteously, but he should still be the default sexiest woman alive because he is just that handsome.

No matter how good Katrina Bowden looks in her underwear in these pics, she will never look as good as Allah does in his. That is just a fact and something the heathens at Esquire need to acknowledge immediately or face the wrath of Islam.


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  • Hurricane Katrina

    i’d eat the eye of this hurricane

  • Abuthehairymonkey

    Umm Allah is a dude you homequeer. Saying you want to see his half naked ass prance around in a thong is as gay as you wanting to rim Abdullah in the bathroom at the local Circle K. That said I’m fairly certain this bitch is a Jew but given that obvious birth defect I’d still eat snickers bars out of her ass like I was that fat kid from Superbad…just saying.

    • Abdullah The Butcher


      Do not insult Allah or the Prophet (PBUH) you dumbass, infidel mofo.

      If you had any brains at all you would know that Allah is the ultimate perfection and the Prophet Muhammad is the former human ultimate perfection……which means that they are perfect and no human can be better looking or sexier than either.

      You need to get an education before you open your cock hole.
      Do not make any more derisive comments about our holy leaders……..unless you like being sawed in half.

      eat shit and die mofo

      • Thank you brother Abullah for explaining it to the infidel.

        The sexiness of Allah and the Prophet are as plain as day to us Muslims, and to deny their raw sex appeal is blasphemy.

        Of course we can not expect the drug addled brain of the kuffar to understand this. They foolishly worship the Jew god Jesus, who was quite fugly and got no pussy.

        Muhammad on the other hand laid many a woman, strong and hard like only a Muslim man can.

      • Gayboy

        I bet Allah would love a good screwing in his anus, right after he sucked my white cock ‘n balls.

        • Abdullah The Butcher


          You may think that you can hide being a homoqueer by pretending to be a homoqueer….but you are wrong.

          You are a disgusting infidel and you are a pollution to this site.

          • Gayboy

            Don’t be shy, big boy, I know you want your ass rammed with this white meat. I’ll even allow you and Allah to tag team me.

  • zillaman

    Abdulla the cunt. Fuck you little faggot. What? That’s right you don’t have shit just a scared fucking idiot white trash fucking racist faggot.

  • zillaman

    Abdulla the cunt. Right you have an education! What a fucking joke asshole. You need to go suck some dick and shut the fuck up. You giving advise is just plain stupid. There is nothing you can tell people to do that will better them in life being your just a ficking coward. Posser white trash. Jihad my ass. Alllah my ass. You can kiss my ass….

    • Abdullah The Butcher


      I thought average, crack head googles were bad..that is until I met you…a homoqueer google.
      Stop trying to use this site to promote your homoqueer lifestyle.

      We real men don’t want to hear about your love of cock sucking or your knowledge of asshole pleasures.

      Go and find one of those gay wiki sites and blog it up with your fellow ass-bandits.

  • zillaman

    abdulla the cunt you can’t think faggot. your stupid just like your fucked up made up name ass juice queer. what you think your fucking so funny and fact is your not. trash like you should be thrown away, maybe your fat fucking whore mother felt sorry for you. oh well i don’t, so go fuck that stupid ass homo c
    head giving chimp..

  • zillaman


  • zillaman

    blah blah blah shut the fuck up idiots..

  • Thissiteisretarded

    Allah doesn’t even exist you fucking retards, go make a bomb or something

    • Abdullah The Butcher


      You smart mouthed asshole…be careful of what you say…..you never know who might get that bomb.

      Eat shit and go boom mofo

      • Katrina the Butcher

        u go boom mofo

        • Abdullah The Butcher


          I’ll go boom on your ass infidel and then put you in a burka.

  • Osama Bin Bad-Ass Motherfucker

    This is a plea, Zillaman.
    Please just read your comments at least once before posting them!
    Trying to read that shit just hurts my brain. How do you expect to put a point across when your comments make zero sense?
    Pray you hear this.

    • theheadchimp

      Osama Bin Bad-Ass Motherfucker
      You make a very good point, but I ain’t sure the dumb fook can read……..

  • zillaman

    right! all your shit does? fuck you fuck face. what chimp? don’t act stupid dont fail me now.. keep showing how trashy you are, A racist person like you’ head giving chimp is not worth the time. i feel sorry for you. people come here and get put down for being of different color,race. people never stay the topic and just keep on with the same ignorant shit. then you make claims this is a site for jihadest! wtf? you people are so fucking dumb. if this site diden’t wish for me to be here they would stop me and block my coments. wonder why they dont?.. because in the end it’s all bull shit that’s why..you chimp the little scared racist person typing, you are the reflection of what you tytpe. a racist punk. so that alone opens the door for me to shit on you. so what if my spelling is not good. right ! a reason to talk shit acording to you’ it makes you better because you type so well… and it’s the only thing you your big brain seems to lock on and from that comes google this google that. leave celeb jihad no place for you here.. hahah, that’s so stupid yet again.. when are your combined shit for brais figure it out every one is wellcome here? that’s right every one, black, latino, asian, euro trash, every one…. and if you’ don’t like it to bad. your not gonna stop, i’m not gonna stop, so deal with it little gay boy. and accept the truth, you are a racist faggot. i’m not black, or latino, white, asian, you will never know.. but i know what you are .. i know enough to see that your a racist mothafooker. like i said the worse bottom of the barrel type shit. you would kill your fist born to save your own ass, like the coward you are.. face it im not leaving and you will read my coments and correct them like the bitch you are it’s cool with me…

    • Abdullah The Butcher


      You call it racism; we call it the truth.

      You are either a google or the dumbest mofo on the planet to not realize that googles are the most fucked up animal species to walk this earth.

      It isn’t the black skin which makes googles fucked up; it is their subhuman brain.

      The black skin and associated google features are ugly but it is their behavior which makes every non-google on the planet hate them.
      Civilized people know that wherever there’s a google…there are problems. I wish everyone of the mofos would drop dead right now.

      I hate googles, wiggers, and google lovers.

      And zillaqueer…you are one faggoty asshole.

      Eat shit and die mofo

  • zillaman

    Blah blah blah. truth is you are nothing. You don’t matter. Your ignorant racist bull shit is pathetic. Wake up idiots. Get the fuck out of here with that shit. Create a site for racist faggots and stay there. Are you that stupid? No need to explain how fucked up you are. We get it. All that shit you talk bout wishing you were from the middle east, because you know that’s a lie. Your whiter than milk faggot. And your sad attempt to justify what a coward you are is so fucking lame. Go fuck off and I hope you get your fucking ass killed. The world has no room for shit like you and head giving chimp. Fucking COWARDS….

  • zillaman

    We have to recognize not all black people are what you say they are. No way.. not all white people are racist too. There is fucked up people for every race that gives a bad rep. So what? But your anger goes to far and not only to blacks it’s towards every one.. what’s up with that? Did some one do you wrong? Was it a black person? If no then you have no right to feel that way. Same cold be said bout people from the middle east. And to every single one of them..

    • Abdullah The Butcher


      You are in denial google!

      Googles are as bad as I say they are. And no…the same “cold” not be said of any other race.
      Do the research……every place with a load of googles is fucked up:
      Africa…fucked up
      detroit…..fucked up
      richmond….fucked up
      charlotte….fucked up
      salem nc….fucked up
      roanoke….fucked up
      virginia beach…fucked up
      new jersey….fucked up
      california….fucked up
      alabama….fucked yp
      mississippi….fucked up

      the list goes on and on…..

      What is the remedy?

      Either kill the googles or send their black-asses back to africa.

  • zillaman

    So how is your crying going to change anything?

  • zillaman

    I do have an idea. Just off your self and things will be o.k. one less fooking racist retard in the world, and belive me faggot you will not be missed. And if you have kids not to worrie your replacement will be a BLACK MAN, sooner or latter your white whore will be on her knees sucking black dong..

    • Abdullah The Butcher


      Sooner or later….you black-ass mofos will be back to picking cotton.

  • Victoria’s Lover

    Don’t waste your time zilla, bro, don’t believe a thing these racist white trash queers say, they still haven’t proved the so called Muslimness of theirs, and the site is just a troll site to get people riled up, they’re just mental retards and inbred cowards who know nothing of the real world! Oh and you forgot to add the middle east on that list, it’s screwed up and ya there is blacks there but they’ve done nothing, whatever race these cowards are, they are the bottom of the barrel zilla, god bless man, and don’t atress yourself over these gay housewifes. Semper fi

  • zillaman

    HURRAH, victoria’s L.. no Doubt, like to shit on the KKKparade, im their folktales hero.. lol. this troll site is a Safe Haven for coward people to come here act stupid. talking shit here because like you said they’re just mental retards white trash queers.. (Can we date this quote?) apparently as far as one can judge and Judicare…

    • theheadchimp

      You talk pretty tough for a sub human. If people dislike googles its not because of racism, its because they are low life shit. Find one place in the world where people respect blacks? Even Africa hates your black asses. You are all ignorant and your posts just show how typical you are. You are a typical google, an animal that can talk. Fuck you and I wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire.

      • I give head chump

        Hey you little fag still trying to bolster your ego on this site. First of all what you think is intelect is regurgatated diareha. I know your type you sit at home friday night while your mom anoints your festering sores and picks your crabs that you got the night before from some filth ridden hooker, and even she gags every time you proposition her. BY the way that filth ridden hooker is also your mom and she told me your pubic crabs have syphilus.Oh yeah a computer is not a friend or a girlfriend so stop sticking your dic in the usb port, the hole is to big anyway for that little skin tag you call a dic

  • Osama Bin Bad-Ass Motherfucker

    Euro trash? Is that even an insult? You claim not to be racist yet you say that.
    You ignorant dick heads think “Yurope” is a country with an Eifel tower and Big Ben. You tit.
    Europe’s a big fucking continent with a lot of educated people. I guess I’m a “Euro trash” then.
    Have I once called you a google? Nope. I’m not racist I judge people personally not by what shitty race they are. Happens blackies are generally sensitive little pricks like you. I do know some fine black people, because they aren’t so up their ass about the whole race bullshit.
    Were you ever a slave Zillaman? No You weren’t so shut the fuck up you annoying moron and take an insult and get a sense of humour.

  • Ahmed

    People who can’t see Abdullah is obviously not a serious poster are such morons.

  • zillaman

    the truth hurts. keep thinking i’m black that’s good. you keep proving me right. you are one sad fucked up scared little girl. you should listen to head chump’,..

    • Osama Bin Bad-Ass Motherfucker

      You said you were black you piece of shit.
      If you were you’d give even the filthiest black crack head a bad name you’re that fucking stupid.
      You’re either a white pasty fat nerd or some half-cast son of a slut. One thing I know for sure is that you’re a fucking moron.

      • theheadchimp

        Osama Bin Bad-Ass
        He’s probably confused because his pig of a mother fucked a lowland gorilla at the zoo. He thinks he has gorilla blood which makes him more white that if she fucked a google.

        • Abdullah The Butcher

          That zilla is the queerest homoqueer to infest this site in months.

          • theheadchimp

            That dumb motherfucker would have to raise his IQ by 10 points to be considered an imbecile. What attracts those gay swishers to this site anyway? Its always the black gay ones that are so fucking stupid it makes your brain hurt. Zillanig is probably that asshole that needed the am boo lance…….”gebs me an am boo lance”……one of the funniest videos ever.

  • zillaman

    silly faggot talk to me when you can spell, the simple word like ‘sheik’, stoooopid. your spelling reflects your I.Q, STOOOPID, fucking piece of shit. dumb ass monkey turd.

  • gayboy

    you are so cute chimp i just wish i had you sucking my big cock.

  • gayboy

    piss on me chimp i’m on fire please piss on me,,

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      gayboy asslicker

      I would gladly put the fire out, if you were burning….with an axe.

      Feel free to set yourself ablaze anyday….mofo.

  • gayboy.

    I hope your cock is as big as your shit talking.

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      gay mofo

      You are the queerest homoqueer this site has ever encountered.
      If michael jackson was alive….you could give him lessons on how to be gay.

  • MJ

    i will shove my glove up your monkey ass then moonwalk alover your YEE’ HEEE”’ CUZ I’M BAD I’M BAD YA KNOW IT,,,,WHO’S BAD??

  • The Anonymous

    People stop insulting Islam , & Muslims stop insulting hot women
    Do keep posting the hot pics though . we should praise Allah’s work ;)

  • zillaman