Katie Holmes & Tom Cruise In Custody Battle Over Butt Plugs

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Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are preparing for a bitter custody battle. However, it is not over daughter Suri like the lying Zionist mainstream media is reporting, but rather over the couple’s extensive butt plug collection valued at over 7 million dollars.


This butt plug dispute is a common problem in heathen Western divorces as the men are all secretly homoqueers (like Tom Cruise), while the women are all avid anal fetishists (like Katie Holmes).


According to an insider Tom can certainly lay claim to having spent more time with the butt plugs during the marriage, but judges tend to side with the woman in sex toy custody proceedings.

 

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  1. The Ghost of Osama Shark Shit says:

    Durka durka and his gay lover hashim In Custody Battle Over their giant 15” dildo

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    • DArkness BURN AL towel wearing terrorist says:

      hashit claims the 15” dildo is too small for durka’s ass and durka claims hashit’s new BF abdulalalal the shit head is spiting durka for not taking his advances on

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  2. The Guy with the EyE says:

    Yet no one in concerned of The Niger dicked Nigger they Share on Saturday nights..Poor poor Leroy.

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  3. Grand Dragon Pete says:

    I have heard on the down low that no nuts Niko and Abdullah the butt banger have contacted Tom and volunteered themselves as butt pluggers once a judge grants custody of the real ones to Katie.

    Each of the two homos mentioned above come with 12 butt plugs. Ten fingers, a small cock, and their tongue. If they get desperate, they’ll no doubt be up for using their toes.

    They are sick homos

    KKK

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    • Niko Bellic says:

      Piece of shit,

      You are one dumb homo.

      What you said are lies, but what you do for a living is much worse.

      When all of the tranny clan are asleep, you go to the ghetto to suck nigger cock and ‘get lynched’ as you call it.

      Nothing but shit and semen drizzles from your mouth.

      You will rot in hell with satan.

      KKK is gay

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      • Grand Dragon Pete says:

        Sucks niggers Niko

        Nobody on this Klan site wants to hear about the ghetto coon cock you took in the ass last night.

        The semen and shit that you had for “dessert” is something The Klan frowns upon, and confirms your homoness.

        Also, no member of The Brotherhood has ever told a lie.

        Have fun in the ghetto getting gang raped

        KKK

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        • Arcachnar says:

          Klan site? Hahaha. So funny and so not true.

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        • Niko Bellic says:

          Plays With Penis Pete,

          Oh, and i’m sure everyone wants to know about your butt bangin’ adventures with an Ara-homo Native.

          Clearly you have become delusional from sucking aids infected coon cock.

          Trannys from the KKGloryhole always lie.

          You have always had your head up your ass. Or should I say, your head up another man’s ass.

          Suck donkey dick motherfucker

          KKK is gay

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        • Niko Bellic says:

          Plays With Penis Pete,

          Oh, and i’m sure everyone wants to hear about your butt bangin’ adventure with an Ara-homo Native.

          You have become delusional from sucking infected coon cock for too long.

          Trannys from the KKGloryhole always lie.

          Suck donkey dick motherfucker

          KKK is gay

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    • Abdullah The Butcher says:

      big gay pete

      your ass is so loose from years of tranny-klan ass banging that the only thing that can plug it is a fire hydrant and them things are too heavy to stay in your ass.

      I suggest you find an old tree stump and shove that up your ass….and then jump in front of a fast moving train and kill yourself.

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  4. Glory hole gay guy says:

    Hey Arcachnar I bet you are jerking your dick looking at that america’s hottest men ad

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    • Niko Bellic says:

      Sucks Gay Guy Cock At A Gloryhole,

      And I bet you are rubbing your unwiped asshole on the screen while looking at the ad and cumming all over your gay boyfriend’s (Big Gay Pete) face.

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      • Glory hole gay guy says:

        Niko ballsack

        Did I upset you speaking about your boyfriend Arcachnar that way oh boo hoo maybe he will blow you and make it all better.

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