Kate Upton Topless Beach Video

Kate Upton topless beach

Kate Upton flaunts her bulbous breasts while topless on the beach in the video above.

With summer more than halfway over, infidel women like Kate Upton are flocking to the beach for one last chance to brazenly prostitute their sinful female bodies.

Of course in the civilized Islamic world beaches are exclusively for men, as the sight of us sunning our gloriously hairy bodies and struting around with our enormous genitals bulging from our speedos would send any woman into orgasmic fits which they may never recover from.

Women can receive a permit to enter the beach, but they must sign a waiver, remain in a full burka, and face away from the ocean at all times.

  • Beastly man

    How did you get this? This was the private video she sent to me as a birthday gift.

    • Abdullah The Sheik of Tikrit

      It would take all the sand on the Golan Heights to fill your loose caboose of an asshole.

  • ObserversDickIsAFatwa

    If she gets sand in those holes……she’ll triple her value….

  • Imam Khalid of Basra

    The few Western men that aren’t homoqueers must be chubby chasers.

    • Brother the difference between our culture and theirs is vast indeed. It can not be denied that ours is certainly far superior.

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  • Word of wisdom

    Disgusting puddle of lard, just like a rotting beached whale.

  • Jesus


  • Abdullah The Sheik of Tikrit

    At first, I thought this was a video of a sea cow (manatee) but upon closer inspection, I recognized this prostrate lump of lard, as that fat jew prostitute, kate upton. She will get hers….in the end.


    • ObserversDickIsAFatwa

      Brother Abdullah of Tikrit…..

      In furtherance of Jihad…….I will put it in her end………

      • Abdullah The Sheik of Tikrit

        Allahu Akbar

    • keitchclarkegibson

      yeah right Sheik your women are buttassed ugly and got as much hair on face as you do and your a man and she is not a hebrew tea LOL damme skypes

  • cowbulls

    I will be glad to do a thorough exam of those luscious melons and then check her holes for elasticity. When I’m done she will then be available to the rest of you.

  • Fuck Islam

    The fat comments are funny because she isn’t fat. Also, most of the “Muslims” on this site seem like 12 year olds, using insults like “homoqueer.” What is this, third grade? Oh wait, you camel jockeys don’t know what schools are.

    • Nobody

      “Most of the muslims on this site seem like 12 year olds” because they are 12 year olds.

    • Abdullah The Sheik of Tikrit


      Islam invented education you hillbilly fag.
      If I didn’t mind the smell of shit and fried carp. I’d call up brother Obama and have him use the NSA to find out what redneck county your shack is in, and I’d make a special trip there and kick your ass. However, I’ll be just as happy with the Iranian spy drone dropping a pressure cooker on your inbred clan and sending all of you to hell.

      Eat shit and die mofo

      • Fuck Islam

        First of all I’m not a hillbilly, second of all, I’m not the least bit intimidated by your empty threats considering Israel has been kicking Muslim asses for years. If you guys can’t defeat Israel 4 to 1, I have no reason to be afraid of you. And based on the rampant stupidity of the people on this site, I’d say you are the ones who are inbred.

        • Anon

          Lol he called you a “face-fuck”.

          • Fuck Islam

            Like I haven’t heard that one before. Oh wait, I have. In third grade. Seriously, the kids on this website don’t do a very good job of insulting people, or hiding the fact that they’re kids.

        • Abdullah The Sheik of Tikrit

          face-fuck faggot

          All americans are one kind of hillbilly or another, so your denial is a lie. Also, a Muslim never makes threats, just promises, and I promise you’ll get a pressure cooker up the ass, and that all your female relatives will get raped at the Mosque.

          • Fuck Islam

            Your obsession with putting things in people’s asses is appalling. One can only assume that such an obsession would make you a, what do you call it, homoqueer?

          • keitchclarkegibson

            no honest lets be nice as he is really a butt doctor Hahahahahaha

          • keitchclarkegibson

            Nuke The Mosques and the Black house where pres Coonsnitch is that jive ass coon is a fag he takes it up his big black ass HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

          • keitchclarkegibson

            and I AM NOT A AMERICAN

        • keitchclarkegibson

          Here Here Ty

      • Abdullah The Shit of Tikrit

        Funny you said he lives in a shack, considering you’re probably the one who lives in a shack because America has been blowing up your shitty little mud huts for years.

        • keitchclarkegibson

          yes and We Brits too Sheik is mad that Kate told him to bloody well piss off

      • keitchclarkegibson

        death to obama hes a fuckin nig wog

  • Steve like alot

    She is not the worst i have seen –she actually looks to be a good sex partner.