Kate Upton SI Swimsuit Issue 2014 Outtakes

Kate Upton outtakes

Kate Upton’s outtakes from the 2014 Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue are out, and they are as horrible as one would imagine.

Look at the photos below of Kate’s nearly exposed bulbous breasts and shapely round ass, boring! Would it have killed SI to spice up the shoot with something new and innovative? Perhaps a few shots with Kate pressing an IED between her tits, or smiling coyly with the top of a pressure cooker bomb poking out of her butt. Now that would be some erotic stuff!

Of course the homoqueers at Sports Illustrated lack both the creative vision and righteousness to get the most out of a Kate Upton bikini photo shoot. You better believe if it had been a Muslim behind the camera, Kate would have been seductively bent over with her breasts heaving as she saws the head off of a Jew. In fact that photo would probably have made the cover.

Kate Upton GIF

*Photos removed by SI’s lawyers enjoy the Kate Upton GIF above instead

  • ObserversDickIsAFatwa

    Surely the “Donkey-Fucking” layout from pages 90-115 of the issue have not been lost to history??



    • Abdullah The Sheik of Tikrit


      What do you know about women? You haven’t had pussy since pussy had you.

      • Hezbollah Hitman

        Brother Abdullah

        Insha Allah one day you and I will meet up to kill this gay mofo.

        Since i am still a young jihadist and you have seniority, you decide which part of this mofo you get or i get. Do you wish to stab him in his likely obese stomach with the scimitar or bury it into his skull?

        • Abdullah The Sheik of Tikrit

          Brother Hitman

          I will shove the pressure cooker up his ass and you can torment him anyway you desire. It will be a damn fine Jihad!

          We shall destroy the infidels!

          ALLAHU AKBAR

        • Whitefella

          No doubt you two faggots will both take turns to stab the poor guy’s arsehole and mouth with your pink pork scimitars.

    • Imam Khalid of Basra

      OOOOOOOOOOOOH SNAP! Abdullah done told you, mofo.

    • Nigger chimpanzee

      Hey google

      • J. Fred Muggs

        I think he’s rather cute, if, indeed, it is a he.

    • Supreme Cleric Farzan Of Iran

      Camel shit looks and smells better than any negro.

  • Hezbollah Hitman

    There’s no food in Africa. So they “Eat da poo poo”

  • The Guy with The EyE

    NOT FIRSTIES!!!!!!!!

  • Supreme Cleric Farzan Of Iran

    What is it with American men and portly women?

    When she is finally sold to a rich sheikh this hefer will have to wear a burqa made out of a tent and eat out of a trough.

    • Imam Khalid of Basra

      It is because American men and women, other than a small percentage, are lazy, overfed gluttons. They have not known true suffering or hunger since their Great Depression and even then it was only a bare glimmer of what the West had experienced in generations past.

      They think porky sluts like Kate Upton are ‘hawt’ and ‘voluptuous’ which is just a sad word lard ass women ascribe to themselves to deny their piss poor lifestyle choices.

      In short, Americans are fat, soft, sedentary pussies and purging those homoqueers, lesboqueers and other infidels will be a simple matter. The biggest fear of their faggot filled military we have is getting their AIDS filled blood on us.

      • Supreme Cleric Farzan Of Iran

        Brother Khalid,

        The prophet (PBUH) could not have said it better himself.

        I pray to Allah (SWT) that when Islam conquers the US of A you are rewarded for your scholarly knowledge of the noble Qur’an with the title of Grand Imam of Americastan.

        ALLAHU AKBAR !!!

        • Imam Khalid of Basra

          BARAKALLAH, Brother Farzan!

      • Whitefella

        InMan Coloured, don’t you think that the pot is calling the google black when you say that Americans are fat? In this photo of you, held aloft by a couple of your harem concubines, you’re not exactly anorexic…

  • Smellgibson

    Fat and moles are gross.

  • JJ 9000


  • S6

    Ive met many a dog such as yourselves. All fake anger for a worthless cause, loud and childlike, use AK47 talk b/c of the name and makes you feel tough. Your all pathetic and wish you could do and/or have what those you call “infidels” have and thats what truly makes you angry. You keep your fucking nonsense to your gay group meetings with the rest of your friends in the closet, unless you are one of the few straight of your breed fucking some beast female dog through a hole in a sheet, that stench is undoubtedly the only thing your god did give your people to try and deter you from producing muts. And if you havent noticed anywhere your religion touches becomes a cesspool on earth…its spreads and kills like a disease ruining everything it touches, and your side always is on the winning death toll side. Some come at us with your AK talk, which has shitty aim like your babbling, And ill treat you like the rest of the dogs i put down. quick and easy with a laugh.

    • Imam Khalid of Basra

      Ya Allah! That was a long winded, boring post.

      This is a Holy Islamic Celebrity Gossip site not a clearing house for homo confessions like yours.

    • Abdullah The Sheik of Tikrit


      What you call “put down” is gay code for sucking off homo dongs at the glory hole.

  • mugabe

    they’re all trillionaires in Zimbabwe. Just as Gabriel Mugabe.

  • siamme

    Pic removed? Pussies!

  • Alan Rolfo

    This is when she was Caitlin Upton. Snicker.

  • dont talk like this

    wow you people should not talk like this ….with islam wow cant belive it.

  • Pig shit killer

    Hay dip shits the next time I’m in your home land I’ll make sure I put lard on all my bullets.. then all you sand googles will go to hell that I shoot
    And I’ll tell all my buddie in arms to do the same . O by the way weave been doing it for years.sent a lot of you Basters to burning hell with all your faget friends.