Kate Upton Plays With A Big Cock

Kate Upton cock



Model Kate Upton fondles a big cock in the video above. Clearly Kate Upton is no stranger to big cocks as she strokes and handles this one with ease.


There is certainly something sexually suggestive about Kate Upton playing with a cock in this video. Perhaps it is that the imagery of a Western woman finally learning her place and doing farm work is especially erotic.


Us Muslims would like to see Kate Upton make another video in which she does some more intensive labor like pulling the plow or digging a well. That would certainly be something that could awaken a longing in our mighty tunic snakes.

 

  • ObserversDickIsAFatwa

    Don’t forget the “imagery” of giving that chicken a stuffing he won’t soon forget…..

    Bacha Bazi my eye…!!

    • Justin Verlander

      Whoa. She can really handle my cock.

  • Smellgibson

    Normally not a fan but she sure has her moments.

  • Imam Khalid of Basra

    Western men must all be chubby chasers to find this porky harlot comely. Ha! Of course they’re chubby chasers as they seek out ‘chubbies’ from their fellow homoqueers at the gloryhole.

    No wonder their women stuff their faces and dyke out. Classic transference.

    • Mrsexyguy

      I’m not a chubby chaser I like my girls hot blobde and slender

      • Imam Abbas

        “I’m not a chubby chaser I like my girls hot blobde and slender”
        ==============================================
        American women must find someone as articulate as you very attractive!
        And as long as they do, we’ll have no trouble taking over what will soon become the United Arab States of America!
        Allahu Akbar!

        • Da Best Of The USA

          Another one of them members of the Muslim dog eating association, Obama’s bathhouse members, go suck his cock and then go eat his fake ass wife, then go eat Bo, his doggie…

        • Da Best Of The USA

          Keep on dreaming, U mold mildews will “NEVER” take control of my great USA, U might when you scum bags quit eating dogs.

          • Imam Abbas

            Da Best Of The USA’s Dong-Eaters

            We’re already taking over: we all but destroyed the US economy via your former POTUS George W Bush (a well known Al Qaida ally and hero), who did more damage in 8 years to the USA than the USSR did in over 60 years of Cold War.

            And our GOP (and Tea-Bagging) allies in the Houses of Representatives (and on Fox News) are preventing rational economic policy from taking effect, and obstructing rational reforms, thereby keeping your dumb-fuck nation down in the economic shit-hole you rightly deserve.

            The USA is dying the death of a thousand cuts!

            Allahu Akbar!

  • Team America

    Kate Uptons’ tits are amazing and it’s a crime that you Muslims would want to hide them away and deny the world her natural gifts. Those boobs are a national treasure and proof god loves America.

    America! We the people!

    • Educated Infidel

      She’s British… Not American. She’s not a national treasure, but a crown jewel.

      • Team America

        Uneducated retard

        No, she’s AMERICAN! Please return and start regularly posting on this site, destroying retards like you has become my specialty. Just take a look at Chief Fuck-a-homo, I made him so upset he started to cry. He was so upset and embarrassed by me he didn’t have the balls to come out into the open so he returned hiding behind his alias Muslim Jedi.

        America! We the people!

        • Imam Abbas

          You haven’t destroyed anybody. The day your brother pissed into your incest-loving sister (thereby producing you – yet another burden on society), your sick-ass family contributed to America’s ultimate downfall.
          If only your sisters attempted abortion had been successful, American society would’ve been better off.
          No wonder that junior messenger of Allah (Christ Jesus) hates your guts. He and The Prophet (PBUH) are buddies, and He has turned his back on you sick infidels.
          Allahu Akbar!

          • Team America

            Rabbi Abbas

            You are clearly retarded and in need of sex education. A man does not pee into a women, that is not how babies are made. I know you’re retarded and a little slow to pick up on things so I’ll explain it again.

            When a man and a women become sexually aroused, they participate in what is known as sexual intercourse. During sexual intercourse, a man puts his erect penis into a woman’s vagina (remember, the penis goes into the woman’s vagina, not another man’s anus, I know you get confused with that part). At the height of sexual arousal, the man ‘s penis ejaculates a liquid known as semen (not urine, i know you have problems with that part as well) into the women’s vagina.

            So now you know how babies are made. I understand you’re a bit slow but don’t worry, you’ll get it.

          • Imam Abbas

            Team Chicken-Choker

            Apparently you aren’t intelligent enough to understand the insult. Suffice it to say that the best part of you ran down your brother’s leg.

          • Team America

            Rabbi Abbas

            No, I get it. The problem is that you’re just a dumb retard that posts the same repetitive shit over and over again and you’re starting to bore me. You’re almost as bad as Chief Fuck-a-homo.

            America! We the people!

          • Imam Abbas

            Team Dick-Licker

            Go and read your own postings you short-bus riding abortion. All you ever do is accuse everyone (including us manly, pious, Muslims) of the same degenerate behavior you’ve consistently promoted on this very site.

            You cannot run from your past you raving homo-queer, nor can you run from your present.

            Now go back to your mothers basement, boy!

    • Totally Muslim

      Team Ass Rape,

      Tits are wasted upon an ass pirate like you.

      What, you no longer enjoy those tits that the Real Manure lets you play with prior to you pumping his tranny ass?

      Fuckin’ homo

      • Unknown

        Well said Educated Infidel

        • Team America

          Unknown homo

          No, that was not well said. that was just another retarded attempt at an insult and the fact that you liked it confirms you’re just as big a retard as Chief Fuck-a-homo.

          America! We the people!

      • Team America

        Chief Fuck-a-homo

        Air is wasted on a brain dead retard like you. What would you know about tits? You’re on this site looking for cock, that’s why you pretend you’re a Muslim in the hopes that one of the real Muslims see your long, silky hair and effeminate body and decide to make you his dancing boy. Try Imam Abbas, I think he would enjoy a little bitch boy like you.

        America! We the people!

        • Imam Abbas

          Team Pestilence

          Just another drool-worthy posting from your homo-eurotic dream world.

          It is written in the Old Testament (Leviticus) that you and your ilk are an abomination, for which the only punishment is death.

          It seems that Jesus does hate faggots, and your time to fry is coming. And hopefully, that right soon!

          Allahu Akbar!

    • Native Pride Mohawk Nation

      Team Hemorrhoid Hitman, I don’t need to hide behind any pedophile Islam. You on the other hand have three accounts on here. That plus posing as me, a childish tactic.

      You’re so deep in the closet you’re finding presents. You’ve been to so many glory holes in black areas even you are getting ashy. Which God would that be by the way? Your pagan copy off of nigger and Greek deities like Horus and Hercules? That’s what Jesus is.

      • Team America

        Chief Fuck-a-homo

        I post as Team America, that is all. I know you are Muslim Jedi and most likely Totally Muslim, you post the same retarded shit as all three of your alias’s. There is no way that three delusional retards started making the same retarded homo posts at the same time. Don’t bother denying it, you’re been exposed.

    • Native Pride Mohawk Nation

      By the way ass hat just to drop a little knowledge on your lame ass, you know your new testament also says that women have to cover their hair up right? Seriously,. read all the shit that Paul wrote. I know the bible better than any Christian and I aint even Christian! Corinthians 11:6.

      Looks like you have something in common with these fucking arabs after all. You both hate the sight of breasts and hair. Paul was such a sexually repressed little faggot how could you miss that fact? You Christians are supposed to cover up and not fornicate either. Just Muslims take their cult more seriously than you do.

      YOU….ARE….SINNING…….

      • Team America

        Chief Fuck-a-homo

        You post so many retarded rants it’s hard to know where to begin. I guess this post will do.

        You showing any kind of knowledge on this site would be a first but to respond to your post, I don’t fucking care. Why do you feel the need to make your pointless posts? Your retarded rants are somewhat amusing but most of them aren’t worth responding to.

        Unlike you I don’t take everything I read too seriously and I also realize that not everything in the bible is relevant today. There were reasons for those things back than but our world now is a different place.

        Also, the bible is a book about God but it was written by men who made mistakes or didn’t understand things. Humans trying to understand a being of infinite power that can create something as vast as the universe would be like ants trying to understand the vastness of human society.

        You really shouldn’t take things so seriously. Just chill the fuck out, you’re a basket case and stop reading from conspiracy sites, you’re already delusional enough.

        • Native Pride Mohawk Nation

          Who’s taking things seriously? I’m fucking smoking weed (Legal) most of the time I’m reading your posts and laughing very hard at them! Cause you admitted yourself you aren’t even racist toward my people so you’re just trolling.

          I do applause your ability to say not everything in the bible was relevant. Most Xstians cannot but I add to that that NOTHING in the bible is relevant.

    • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

      Idiot,

      What you call “natural gift” are silicone implants.

      It’s funny that for the pagan Americans the value of a woman is measured by the size of her boobs.

      This whore Kate Upton doesn’t know to do nothing except show her cleavage. Besides, she has the ass of a male.

      We Muslims would give her to the wolves, just for fun.

      • Imam Abbas

        Brother Hashim
        Indeed, it is written that P.T. Barnum was right! American men are stupid enough to be fascinated by fake tits that serve no purpose, where Muslims like real tits unpolluted by silicone.
        There are times when my harem requires another wet nurse, to help raise and nourish the jihadis of tomorrow!
        Allahu Akbar!

        • Team America

          Rabbi Abbas

          Who are you trying to fool? What would you know about tits? Most people wouldn’t recognize you with out a dick in you mouth.

          America! We the people!

          • Native Pride Mohawk Nation

            Awwww now that i called you out back on here where i actually found your inbred ass you’re suddenly clamming up, enit?

            Too much dick in your mouth to fire back an lolzy yet dim witted response? Oh wait, that requires your hands to type but I’m sure you have a “Human pipe bomb” in each hand as well.

            Queer

          • Team America

            Chief Fuck-a-homo

            You keep posting the same retarded, whiny rants and I was just going to ignore your stupidity for your sake. However, you seem too stupid to realize you should just quit while you’re behind so It’s not my fault if you get so upset you end up hanging yourself in your basement. You’re like a Lemming, too stupid to realize that running off that cliff might be a bad idea.

            America! We the people!

          • Imam Abbas

            Team Pestilence

            Thank you for once again airing your bizarre fantasy and demonstrating what a delusional homoqueer you are.

            But being a homoqueer is “normal” for you, isn’t it?

            Indeed, from your many postings of the past, it is. You can’t run away from who you are – but you can try to outrun the jihadis who chased your sorry-assed excuse of a nation out of Iraq with its tail between its legs!

            Allahu Akbar!

      • Team America

        Hashim the goat sucker

        They’re real, retard. Of course you wouldn’t know what real tits are considering the only tits you’re ever exposed to are Abdullah’s man tits.

        America! We the people!

        • John Gazarkiewicz

          Muslims wouldn’t know real tits if they smacked them upside their towel heads…

        • John Gazarkiewicz

          They wouldn’t know real tits because they eat dogs like their buddy Obama does…

  • Mrsexyguy

    That’s a chicken that not a male sex organ

  • Team America is A FAG

    In an unrelated note Starbucks in America will no longer allow the pot bellyed pigs bring in guns anymore.

    I say that we go in every single Starbucks and butcher some stupid American’s while they are sucking each others dick.

    • Native Pride Mohawk Nation

      Of course he is! He thinks I’m a Muslim and he thinks two other Muslims are the same people yet thinks I’m tripping on peyote? He must be on PCP then.

      And he confirmed his faggotry for everyone here when he writes his homo erotic fantasy about Muslim Jedis and Totally Islam. He’s making everybody born in the western hemisphere look stupid and gay.

      • Team America

        Chief Fuck-a-homo

        Don’t bother, it’s obvious the first poster is you and you’re just responding to your own retarded post. You’re not fooling anyone and you’re the only one that has confirmed you’re a faggot, although you have also confirmed you’re a delusion retard lunatic.

  • Muslim Jedi

    I’m so horny. Is anyone up for some gay butt sex? I prefer to be the one on the bottom taking it, if that helps. Also, I’m a power butt and I like it hard and fast. If it’s not too much to ask, when you’re fucking me in my ass, can you stroke my hair and call me your princess, just like my daddy used to.

    • Totally Muslim

      Muslim Jedi, you’ve made my dream come true. I have a little dick so I don’t know if I’ll ever be able to truly satisfy you but I could always use a strap-on or I could try fisting you. I love you Muslim Jedi, You’re my dream come true.

      • Team America

        Can you too faggots cut that out. Chief Fuck-a-homo is upset because you didn’t invite him in for a threesome.

  • Native Pride Mohawk Nation

    Good god it’s no wonder Team Sperm Dumpster can’t stop talking about dicks and fags! And why he keeps pretending to be people when anyone can tell he’s writing out his homosexual fantasies.

    A CNN reporter snapped this shot of him at a “Pride” parade. I shake in horror to think what he’s done with the banana 0_0 Well, the buck stops here, Team Skid mark! Everybody knows you’re gay.

    • You dog eaters

      Nice picture of you holding that banana you dog eater, go suck on Obama’s cock towelhead.

      • Native Pride Mohawk Nation

        A, I’m not that short, B I’m not Caucasian and C in your dreams faggot. I wear pendletons and khakis. Oh and D I’m not Muslim. As for Obama, that half cracker half nigger piece of shit can rot in hell.

        He’s related to Bush even. They’re cousins.

        • Team America

          Chief Fuck-a-homo

          They’re distant cousins, tenth generation removed. If you go back ten generations a lot of people are related in some way and if you go back far enough we are all related. No, you know what, you are right. It’s all a Jew conspiracy run by the Illuminate to take over the world. RETARD!

          • Native Pride Mohawk Nation

            Team Queer Bait

            I don’t believe in Jew run conspiracies or the Illuminati. The only people who believe in shit like that are overly paranoid Christians, or Muslims or every faggot rapper that’s big right now.

            You are a retard. Patriots by definition are retards with no mind of their own.

    • Team America

      Chief Fuck-a-homo

      Oh god, you are so fucking tedious. I don’t know how to respond to this stupidity. Do you often download pictures of gay guys looking are a banana as though it were a cock they wanted to suck.

      • Native Pride Mohawk Nation

        Don’t try and deny it casper. After that banana you traded in for a hot dog you sick Caligula wannabe

  • Hah

    Why r u Muslims so stupid those boobs are great! All u guys couldn’t care less about Kate upton

    • Mrsexyguy

      It’s because their women are covered from head to toe with not a breast or boob in sight so that’s why they have no idea of how good boobs look on a girl especially one like Kate upton

      • Imam Abbas

        Mr Idiot
        Clearly, you are uninformed. Women in our society wear the burka to protect them from the leer of infidels, and those who come from the shallow end of the gene-poll.
        When in their rightful place in our harem quarters, they conserve resources by not wearing any clothing at all.
        Allahu Akbar!

  • Kate Upton

    Stop looking at me like a Sex symbol. I am better then that.

    • Imam Abbas

      Kunt Upton

      You would indeed look sexy – with a yoke around your neck, pulling a plow through my fields!

  • Kate Upton

    Stop looking at me like a Sex symbol. I am better then that.

  • Native Pride Mohawk Nation

    Hey, Team Deep Throat. In case you’rte too stupid to realize I don’t actually need to hide behind a Muslim account but I see you’ve done queer impersonations of me. Which outs your gayness more and your wishful thinking.

    I’m RIGHT here you albino nigger. Did I make you cry? Now you gotta only call out a bunch of Hajis that you think are me? Or are you pulling a Nixon and bitching up? If the Muslims aint abusing you enough i gladly will.

    • Team America

      Chief Fuck-a-homo

      You obviously don’t realize how much of a faggot retard you really are. This is the last post on this page, are you happy now? Are you going to stop crying because I was ignoring you. You really are an insecure loser.

      • Native Pride Mohawk Nation

        I’m just beating you at your own game, queer. You are gay and everything you post proves it. I’m not afraid of some wonder bread coward. I’m the only one of my kind on here.

        Everybody else is just a redneck or a Muslim. Or a nigger. Then again i think whites (Albino niggers) and African niggers are one and the same. That’s why they’re mentally insecure and try to rip off other cultures

  • Muslim Jedi

    That is my enormous halal manhood she is fantasizing about. Most western women cannot resist the seduction of virile Wahabi warriors like myself.

    When I a done with her I shall give her a sex toy to remember me by. A pressure cooker