Kate Polishes Prince William’s Royal Jewels

Kate William bj

Kate Middleton wasted no time in dropping to her knees and polishing off her new husband’s royal jewels.

Traditionally the newly wed royal couple is supposed to appear on the balcony at Buckingham Palace and share a kiss in front of the crowd of well-wishers, but Kate and William aren’t your traditional royal couple.

As you can see in the photo above and the gif below Kate and William broke with tradition by sharing their first (and probably last) blowjob as a married couple in front of the world.

Kate William bj

If this is how the future King and Queen are going to behave then clearly it is just a matter of time before Islam with our moral superiority will conquer all of Great Britain. Allahu Akbar!

  • Gayboy

    Someone please, tell me how I can turn my life around. I am tired of the “homoqueer” lifestyle and wish to have sex with many women and convert straight to the Islamic faith. Please, someone help me before it’s too late.

    • Talib Sulayman

      Just eat tuna for 40 days. It’ll ease your hunger for penis and ultimately lose your desire for it. Chicken makes you gay, so stay away from it. Also goat meat and pork.

      • Osama Bin Bad-Ass Motherfucker

        May I suggest, along with prior advice, purchase of an AK47, preferably golden, every real Muslim man has several. Chickens are not gay as long as it’s prepared by a decent, covered Muslim house bride. Birds with talons are forbidden however. Aswell as any predator. Smoking/drinking are prohibited also may it be cigarettes/penis or alcohol/semen, either offence will result in your demise.
        I pray for your sake, Talib, that the pork comment was a trick to pick out the fake Muslims here. Consider this your first and last warning, even joking about the slaughter of Allah’s cherished creation is worthy of a fatwa and death by stoning.
        As I agreed with the majority of your comment I shall be leniant, pray my Muslim brothers will be so forgiving.
        For the foolish one’s sake, Allahu Akbar!

        • Gayboy

          This is all very useful information. Tomorrow I shall do as you say, Osama. The one problem I may have is finding that gold AK47. Is it frowned upon to buy a regular black one and have it gold plated? Seems as if that may be suitable to Allah, but I want to make sure before I make my purchase.

  • Nothing Better to Do

    Don’t you think this joke has gone a little too far?

    • Gayboy

      What joke you infidel?! This is a serious matter and Allah expects you to treat it as such.

    • Akbar Goldstein

      You are the joke, infidel!! Do not be bitter towards Islam. If you accept Allah and vow to be by the ways of the prophet, you can find peace and happiness. Praise be to Allah!!

  • Haywood Jablomi

    Muslims suck goat dicks and mohammad liked to tongue the assholes of little black boys. these are facts – google them!

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      hayseed dumb-fuck

      You are wrong you hillbilly infidel.

      What you are describing, you sick ass mofo, is what your kuffar family calls, “family fun fridays.”

      You weirdo infidels willl soon face the wrath of Allah and the judgemenent of Sharia.

      Enjoy your goat dicks and black assholes while you can; after Islam takes over, all you perverts will be burned alive.

      Eat shit and die asshole


      • Dead Ed®

        Hey Abdul,

        The Royal Wedding, live on YouTube.

        The Royal Honeymoon, live on RedTube.

  • Akbar Goldstein

    Haywood Yourmomblowmi, you are a weak little coward. You talk over internets but i know you would not say this to muslim man face to the face because you would be slain!!!!! Islamic mans will show the world who is the more powerful….Allah!!! your western world is crumbling and Islamic nations are gaining more power and are already the power of the world. Praise be to Allah!!!

    • Abdullah The Butcher


      This hayseed character will be crying like a little girl when the hour of his execution arrives.

      • Osama Bin Bad-Ass Motherfucker

        May his retribution come swift and powerfully.
        Infidel assholes shall be sown to his mouth.
        Allahu Akbar!

  • zillaman

    Chimp on his knees again!? That’s why his name is the head giving chimp. Go chimp, work that rayal rod…

  • Mohammeds Taint

    This woman is a knob-polishing whore. She shows clearly what corrupt Western society has done to women. They are useless except as masturbatory aids for sex-obsessed infidels. They are taught to enslave the western dog with cheap fornication and then drain them of their will and money before moving on to the next willing cock. The so-called royal couple are nothing but welfare parasites and remnants of a dead British empire. In the coming world caliphate women will be educated to assume their proper role in the Sharia observant family. It is a position of honor as servant of her righteous husband. She will adorn herself with hijab and confound the lustful gaze of dirty kuffar.
    Those who refuse Islam remain in darkness and consort with Shaytan. They shall reap what they have sown! Insha’Allah!

  • Open The Scroll

    She is on her way to become a future Muslim wife/slave by learning to bow at the feet of her new owner. If she can learn to muck out a goat pen and brush down a camel I am willing to bid on her provided she never look me directly in the eye.

  • zillaman

    stoopid mother fuckers. osama is FUCKING DEAD ashholes … wooooooooooooo that’s right fucking faggot’s fuck jihad…

  • IHateCelebs

    At least she’s polishing her own husband’s knob, unlike that dimwit serial adultress Diana.

  • jihad killer

    hide you fuck’s hide from the great AMERICAN EAGLE.death to all jihad. praise be to THE GREAT AMERICAN EAGLE..

  • Wtf

    this is so fake

  • i

    I think everyone whom posts this undeniable bull shit is not muslim cause in Islam people do not accus them self without having proof even it is one of great sins that God will never forgive that.
    You really believe that photoshoped pictures to be true.

  • i

    Yes you Arabs can defeat west. Why not?
    By the time you are fantasizing to have sex with holly wood actresses or searching porn sites, that west you call it impious knows god better than you.
    It is best for Arabs to go and eat their lizard and jerk off with holly wood actress pictures.

  • Lol

    Dat realistic gif do