Kate Middleton Caught Having Sex In A Limo

Princess Kate Middleton is reportedly starting an album documenting her pregnancy, and the first photo is of the conception when Kate got railed by Prince William in the back of a limo.

Kate Middleton and Prince William think they are so fancy with their hoity-toity limo sex. Like most Muslims I was conceived on the back of cart, as my mother caught the eye of a powerful and forceful man.

That is how true men of strength and character are created, not by some foppish Nancy and his skank wife bumping uglies in the back of a luxury automobile. Kate Middleton’s child is certainly doomed to live a life of mediocrity and flaming homosexuality.