JWoww Infested by Bed Bugs

Producers of “Jersey Shore” confirmed today that cast member Jenni “JWoww” Farley has been infested with bed bugs. Parts of reality star, including her head and inner thighs, have been found to be harboring the parasites, prompting a quarantine from the rest of the cast.

JWoww is the latest victim of an epidemic that has been rampaging through the world of reality television over the summer. The bugs wreaked havoc in the Kardashian household when they were found to be nesting behind Bruce Jenner’s tightly-wound skin. The pests also caused a stir on the set of “Kendra,” when it was discovered that her eight-month-old child had been completely hollowed out by the creatures, leaving only a mummified outer shell of calcified skin.

“I can’t stand these bloodsuckers,” said a reality television producer who wished to remain anonymous. “And now that they have bed bugs, it’s even worse.”