Justin Bieber Has Michael Jackson Disease
Celeb Jihad has just confirmed that pop diva Justin Bieber has been diagnosed with Michael Jackson disease.
As far as scientists can tell Michael Jackson disease is a mutated strain of the herpes virus, and is unique in that it is the only known virus to cause the carrier to change both race and sex. The scientific photographs above show the horrific effects of the disease, and what Justin Bieber will end up looking like.
Michael Jackson once a black man was transformed into a white woman within a matter of years by the virus. He also developed an insatiable appetite for slobbing on hairless boy balls. Luckily Justin Bieber already loves hairless boy balls, so we can expect her to lose that trait. However, Justin will soon no longer by the fresh faced white girl we know and love. Instead she will be transformed into a big black man, possibly Michael Clark Duncan.
Allah certainly works in mysterious ways.
Cancer, heart attack, stroke, that I could take but turning into a nigger…….shoot me now.
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I hear Justin Bieber is a big fan of the pope!
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Hey, Durka Durka,
So the world’s tallest building has been opened in Dubai, with the world’s highest Mosque within it.
Anyone here a pilot?
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What a sickening situation!
The two things I hate the most are jews and niggers. This horrible disease has the potential to combine both into one pukeishious subhuman.
Imagine…… a chicken eating thief who wouldn’t leave the house he robbed!
It’s too much to fathom.
I say we immediately burn justin (and every other infected infidel) to a crisp……. to prevent the spread of this niggerizing virus.
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I agree with the author of this aricle Justin is a girl. And I also agree that he’ll no longer be the freshed face white girl that we know. I think that he doesn’t have Michel Jackson disease. This is a stupid article of Justin. I think you need to write a different article. Keep on making fun of him and Selena Gomez and Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato, Taylor Swift. But don’t make fun of the Jonas Brothers.
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I think you have michael jackson disease.
With every post you make less and less sense.
Within a few weeks you will be able to speak in nothing but niggerese.
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Shut up I don’t have Mitchel Jackson disease. I think you do. My posts make sense.
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JJG
See……your crazy rebuttal is proof that you have michael jackson disease.
I bet at this moment you have a strong hankering for fried chicken and hairless boy balls.
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I don’t have Michael Jackson disease. You might, but I don’t. I meant to reply sooner. I didn’t mean to reply so late.
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Joe Jonas’s Girl
Stop your humor is killing me. You haven’t had a post that made sense since Mikey Jackson looked black. Abdullah is correct your problem is Michael Jackson disease and you’ve got it bad.
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I’m not being funny. My posts do make sense. And I don’t have Michael Jackson disease. You might, but I don’t. Again sorry that I didn’t reply sooner.
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I vote Joe Jonas’s Girl the biggest senseless poster of 2011. She has got to be at least 12 yrs. old
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