Justin Bieber Drinks Glass Of Man Juice
Anxious to begin puberty Justin Bieber has appeared to have taken up the ancient Polynesian ritual of drinking a man’s juice.
The indigenous tribes in Polynesia have long been more advanced than the West at the art of puberty. In Polynesian culture when a young boy like Justin Bieber is about to start puberty he is immediately quarantined from any female interaction less their menstrual blood interfere with his transformation.
The boy is then required to service the men of the village, so that he may get as much man juice in him as possible to grow big and strong. It is all very scientific.
It is good to see that Justin Bieber appears to have embraced this ancient custom by drinking a tall glass of spunk. Of course Justin should be advised that for best results he needs to suck the juice from the source, but I am sure he will once Usher gets off tour.
Drink up young Bieber, and one day you will be a strong virile man. Who knows you may even grow to be 5’5 and 120lbs.
The only growing (he she it) is going to grow is a ……………mangina.
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WTF!!!!
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Who would win in a fight to the death between the Jonas Brothers and Justin Bieber?
Music.
Speaking of a fight to the death, I can’t WAIT for Burn A Qur’ân Day on 9-11.
Not even Allâh can desist it from eventuating.
We will mock you Muslims with street theater Jihâd. You will be denigrated, humiliated and taken down a peg.
FUCK ALLÂH!
FUCK ISLAM!
REGIE SATHANAS!
AVE SATHANAS!
HAIL SATAN!
7 days to Burn A Qur’ân, 9-11-2010 (44 Anno Sathana).
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you muther fucking jew
screw you and your race
and suck my cock
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Burn it hell, shit on it. Then cheer like those muslim bastards did on 9-11.
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wtf u bitch stfu
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thats milk :D
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The author needs to do another article because this article doesn’t make fun of Justin. It needs to say more mean things about him. The article sort of makes fun of Justin, but it doesn’t make enough fun of Justin. Keep on making fun of him and Salena Gomez, Demi Lovato, Taylor Swift, Miley Cyrus. But stop making fun of the Jonas Brothers.
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joe jonas’s girl ur a stupid bitch dont hate on justin bieber if u dont even know him
wtf is wrong with the writer of this article even the name is stupid “justin bieber drinks man juice” its milk u retard at least wen justin bieber is like an adult he’ll probably have a bigger dick then u and all u wierdo muslum queers.Bieber’s here to stay and wow us with his amazing voice and his adorable angel face(:
someone should really ban this site from the internet it doesnt even tell u real celeb news just a gay muslam dude’s opinion on american singers and actors get a life wierdo
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Hey I’m not a stupid b*tch. Maybe you’re a stupid b*tch. Bieber isn’t here to stay. He doesn’t have a amazing voice. And he doesn’t have an adorable voice.
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hey bieber thats fake just stay healthy kay
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