Justin Bieber Deserves His Own Holiday

Justin Bieber day



As the holiday season draws to a close, it is worth reflecting on what it’s really all about and what lessons we can take with us into the year ahead (something that is often lost in the mindless commercialism it has come to embody in hedonistic western societies). What is it really all about?


Cramming annoying shit we can’t stand into a box and shoving it at the tail end of the year where we can forget about it for the profit of the Jews, I’d argue.


Case in point: Christmas pudding. No one in the world likes it. If they did then why would we only have it once a year? Festive cheer? A euphemism for Tommy-Cruise-level annoying enthusiasm, which would ordinarily earn you a black eye.


So, in the spirit of Christmas, we should give Justin Bieber his own day. Instead of enduring 365 days of the intensely irritating little squirt, we can reduce it to just 1. It should be an easy sell if we harness all that child-star ego-centrism:


“Justin, because we love you sooo much, we want to give you your own day.”
“Really?”
“Sure, but to make it extra special, you have to promise not to so much as show your face on any other day of the year, got it?”
“But why can’t…”
“Because it’ll make the surprise all the better when everyone finally gets to see you.”
“Cool! What day were you guys thinking?”
“February 29th.”


The campaign starts here.

 

  • theheadchimp

    Sign me up. This is the most annoying woman in showbiz.

  • buck ofama

    Is it rape time already for us muslim niggers?

    • Your a goof(jail term)

      What?

  • zutroy the heathen homeboy

    If anyone agrees that these two; Abdulah the foolah and the head chump should stop fighting fate and get married and hump, please comment. If you agree that Americans need to shut the fuck up and stop policing the world can I get a fuck you! If you agree that all politician need to be rounded up and tarred feathered and exiled to the Artic can I get a hell yeah?

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      I agree that your parents should have been steralized, but since that didn’t happen, a late term abortion is the next best thing.
      That means zutroy, that you need snuffed.

      Eat shit and die mofo

  • zutroy the heathen homeboy

    I need snuffed? If you meant I will be snuffed my lord and master satan has a different plan. So bring it motherfucker. Real soldiers don’t die they go to hell and regroup and come back and rain hell on our enemies. Fuck muslims it is the occult you should watch out for, you can’t scare someone whom embraces death, and I have placed a hex on your household of misfortune and pestulence. Enjoy!

    • theheadchimp

      You been playing too many video games you doofus asshole.

  • Joe Jonas’s Girl

    Justin doesn’t need his own holiday. The Jonas Brothers need their own holiday not Justin Beaver. Justin is so annoying. He is gay. And he is a faggot. He deserves to die. The Jonas Brothers deserve better than him. Justin needs to die now.

  • theheadchimp

    Joe Jonas’s Girl
    You racist bitch. Such intolerance is highly disturbing.

    • Joe Jonas’s Girl

      Hey I’m not disturbing.

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      I hate racism and joe jonas girl is the most racist of the racist.

      Damn that racist bitch.

      • Joe Jonas’s Girl

        Hey I’m not racist.

        • theheadchimp

          You are so racist that you are the only person who could drive real estate prices down in a nigger ghetto.

          • Joe Jonas’s Girl

            I’m not racist. Can I have a chance to prove that I’m not racist?

  • theheadchimp

    Ok prove you are not racist. And don’t tell me you are a mudshark because that would just prove you are stupid.

  • Joe Jonas’s Girl

    I’m not a mudshark. Here’s proving that I’m not racist. I wish I could have said this from the very beginning I think that Selena Gomez is ok. There I said the truth. I’m sorry that you think that I’m a lier. For now on I’ll tell the truth of what I’m thinking. Don’t call me a lier. I’m sorry that I lied all of this time. I should had said it from the beginning. I’m sorry that I kept it a secret for so long. Do you think that proves that I’m not racist?

  • theheadchimp

    No……..that proves you can’t spell liar! You are still racist

  • Joe Jonas’s Girl

    Well I’m sorry that I can’t spell. And I’m still not racist. I think that I proved that I’m not racist. And I said don’t call me a liar.

    • zutroy the heathen homeboy

      I believe you, it is just that the head chump is flirting with you the best way he knows how. You don’t have to prove nottin to these fools they are bored and lonley and the only girls the chump gets to talk to is his mama when she tucks him in at night, and his therapist who he calls his girlfriend.

      • Joe Jonas’s Girl

        At lease someone believes me. Now that you said that he’s flirting with me I believe he is I’m glad that you believe me. I thought he was being mean to me, but since you said that he’s flirting with me I believe he is. I like guys who flirt with me. I like him flirting with me. Is he really flirting with me? I never had a guy flirt with me. Is it a bad thing if he’s flirting with me? You’re right I don’t have to prove nothing to him. And you’re right he is bored and lonley.

  • Joe Jonas’s Girl is a retard

    Dear Ms. Best Speler 2011. I dun think he be’s flirting wif you. I think he think you be a racist ass biotch. And zutroy the fagboy dusn’t know jack shit.

    • Joe Jonas’s Girl

      By the way your talking you sound like you don’t know anything. And your name is offinsive to me. Please use another name thank you.

      • Joe Jonas’s Girl is an offensive retard

        I hope this is less offensive. I didn’t know what the hell offinsive meant. You are welcome.

        • Joe Jonas’s Girl

          No it’s not less offinsive.

          • Joe Jonas’s Girl is a less offensive retard

            Is this better?

    • Westside willy

      Sounds alot like the head chump changed his name and also changed sexes finally, good for you you little tranny. As for joe jonas is a girl girl, you are an absolute moron, and you might want to think twice about engaging in battle wit these other fools up in this hood cause you belong on sesame street not real street because you would probably get hit by a car or fall and break a nail or something. Go home this aint Mr Rogers Nieghborhood

      • I got your Westside Willy hanging right here

        You gave that nimrod some good advise. If all Americans are like the assholes that post on this site, well damn its too funny for words. You got a nigger President from Afrika, you post like you are all 6 year olds. Hell Abdullah is right, the Mexicans take over the USA, niggers kill all the Mexicans then niggers are in charge. Then the Muslims give them free chicken and a one way ticket to the promised land and voila the Muslims are in charge.
        One thing I can say is you Americans are fucking jokers.
        First George Bush and now Obama, what next? Bozo the clown?

  • Joe Jonas’s Girl

    Your name is less ofinsive.

    • Joe Jonas’s Girl is dum and stoopid tardo

      Reading your posts is giving me a headache. Learn to spell damnit. Its Not OFINSIVE! Get a dictionary dumbass.

  • Happy Infidel

    Joe Jonas’s Girl:

    Hate to say this, but I find you more annoying than these so-called Muslims. You aren’t retarded, but you sure need to study up more on your spelling instead of wasting time in here.

    The word is OFFENSIVE not offinsive. You also are not an adult because from your obsession with the Jonas Brothers, I think you are 13. I can tell from your posts that you are still a little kid and shouldn’t be in here. Does your Mommy know you come to this site? Bet she would be floored if she knew, so go play with your Barbie dolls and don’t come back.

    • Joe Jonas’s Girl

      Hey I’m not 13. I’m 16. I’m sorry that I can’t spell. So what if I love the Jonas Brothers. A 16 year old can love them too.

  • Happy Infidel

    Yea right then you must be real immature for your age. Spend more time learning instead of idolizing some teenage singers.