Justin Bieber Announces New CD Song Titles

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Justin Bieber



Pop diva Justin Bieber released the song titles to her upcoming CD “My World 2.0″ on her Twitter account last night.


The album title “My World 2.0″ is a thinly veiled reference to Justin’s plan on conquering the world and enslaving humanity with her brand of sexually ambiguous R&B tracks. No doubt Justin will one day be successful and we will enter a nightmare world for which we will never awake from… but until then here is the track list to Justin Bieber’s new album due out next month.

 

  • Track 1: Cunt Destroyer
  • Track 2: Talk Back Get Smacked
  • Track 3: Bootyhole
  • Track 4: Face Down Ass Up
  • Track 5: Get Your Red Wings Girl
  • Track 6: A is for Abortion
  • Track 7: Bootyhole (Techno Remix)
  • Track 8: Dogs, Peanut Butter, A Night to Remember
  • Track 9: 2 in the Pink 1 in the Stink
  • Track 10: Donkey Punch aka How to Say I Love You
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  1. alex says:

    THIS IS A FACKING LIE. GO GET A FREAKING LIFE. DONT BELIVE THIS PIECE OF SHAT. HOLY CRAP. ALL YOU HATERS NEED TO GET A LIFE.

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    • Jimmy Jihad says:

      LIES! Alex is clearly a Zionist spy sent here to spread disinformation! Don’t be fooled! CelebJihad is the only source you can trust!

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  2. alex says:

    ITS REALLY…. 1. Baby feat. Ludacris
    2. Somebody to Love
    3. Stuck in the Moment
    4. Smile
    5. Runaway Luv
    6. Never Let You Go
    7. Overboard
    8. Eenie Mini feat. Sean Kingston
    9. Up
    10. That Should Be Me
    ..yup thats it.

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  3. AlexYouAreRetarded says:

    Wow Alex, you really don’t understand humor do you?

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  4. Dontae Pearson says:

    He is a fucking faget. He is such a quier. He needs a life

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  5. Bubba says:

    Where in the hell do these morons come from? Do they not understand humor/sarcasm? I thought this was hilarious. What a little tool that Justin Beaver is.

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    • TeenyRex says:

      It’s because this is a site for the smart people of the world and not the 3 year olds with lipgloss.

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    • amanda says:

      U R an ass!!!! his better looking than you’ll ever be HE’S NOT A TOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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  6. Trey says:

    This is not hilarious. This site needs to be sued for defamation. It’s not funny.

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    • Fuck says:

      FUCK YOU!

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    • TeenyRex says:

      Fortunately, the united states has freedom of speech. Defamation only applies if it’s cast directly at only one person. And if this site is in another country, which I doubt because it’s a .com, then by international law, it doesn’t apply. Have fun getting that tree out of your ass

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  7. Rianna says:

    Trey if you dont like this site why are you on it exactly?

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  8. Rachel U says:

    Silly lil Alex, Justin puts the “Bi” in Bieber. Here is the real track list

    Track 1: my ass hole devours cock
    Track 2: wearing my mommy’s panties
    Track 3: Daddy touches me where I pee
    Track 4: does my hair distract you from my tiny cock
    Track 5: he told me not to tell
    Track 6: my mouth your cock perfect together
    Track 7: tiny cock, tiny dancer (Techno Remix)
    Track 8: does putting a turkey baster in my ass make me gay
    Track 9: 2 bring on the boys
    Track 10: hey boy lets get naked, run in the woods then check each other for ticks

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  9. Rachel U says:

    Trey, you seem to be a really good person…. really good at sucking on my balls, and gobbling my goo. have at it sissy boy…. I bet you have your gay hair styled like “Bi”eber….does the dried cum make it easier to maintain?

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  10. totaly-in-love-with-bieber says:

    f u! stop making fun of celebs and making big deals out of stuff that isn’t important

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  11. Rachel U says:

    hey idiot, there are two “L’s” in TOTALLY-in-love-with-Bi-eber”…. You can be in love with him all you want, unless you have a cock-n-balls “no tickey, no shirty”… How do you think he gets his hair to curve forward towards his face? By having his head buried between some strapping lads thighs for hours on end….he’s a cockmonger in every sense of the word….

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  12. JB Future Wife ! says:

    BASTARD!
    FUCK !
    DON’T BE SO JEALOUS TO JB !
    SHIIT !
    HATE THIS CELEB JIHAD THINGY !
    URRGH

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