Justin Bieber’s Secret Abortion Shocker
CelebJihad has learned that teen singing sensation Justin Bieber recently had a secret abortion at a private medical facility in Malibu. Bieber, who hit puberty just a few weeks ago, discovered she was pregnant after missing her period. She immediately flew to Los Angeles for the secret procedure.
An unwed pregnancy had the potential to destroy Bieber’s good-girl image. It would have also strained relations with Justin’s father, who has gone to great lengths to protect his daughter’s virginity. Because of this, Justin made the painful decision to terminate her pregnancy.
While the identity of the father is unknown, Bieber was recently seen cavorting with singer Sean Kingston in Miami. If Kingston was in fact the father, a great shame is now upon his clan. His family has been denied a child that could have been put to use herding animals or sewing rugs to sell at the local bazaar. To regain his pride, Kingston will no doubt be forced to commit an honor killing by throwing sulfuric acid on Justin’s face while she sleeps.
okay guys justin is a boy okay so just shut up one stupid rumor you guys think its rreal baha
hes a guy and he has hit puberty okay stop do u guys no how this makes him feel how bout some one says to you haha u sound like a girl haha u havent hit puberty how would you feel???
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this was some funny shit i laugh at the article and fuck i laughed at the people who said rough shit about bieber
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fuxk one morething people stop defending bieber lets all just sit down and make fun of the 13 year old high voice, almost puberty little girl, and lets stop getting angry at people that say this shit.
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okay people r u fucing kidding me. i am a huge bieber fan and i laughed so hard at this. so seriously people dont get ur dick in a knot its just a joke.btw i still think this website is a crock of shit no matter how funny. no hhhhaaaaatttttteeeeerrrrrrzzzzzzzzz!
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Oh stop. He’s just a guy pretending not to be a girl knowing everyone believes he is a guy.
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Justin Bieber has a penis AND a vagina. He created a spawn himself and aborted it. SERIOUSLY you dumb girls…lmao..he’s at home wacking it off right now to a KD Lang Video.
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He is using his tears of lesbianism as lube while he fingers his momma.
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??? Wa ha ha ha! I don’t totally understand the tears of lesbianism but I find this statement to be awesomely witty and creative.thanks. ;P
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LOOLLOLOL @ everyones comments. Guys hes some 16 year old kid who doesn’t even know of your existence. I don’t understand why people freak out over stupid, ridiculous things like this. This article is obviously not serious, and just wants a laugh out of it. I LOL at everyone who thinks their so important because they like Justin Bieber, his music sucks and is a sell out <3 Learn what actual music is, little girls and boys, then maybe you'll realize how stupid you all are. <3 -Faith
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Didn’t your Mother tell you not to believe everything you read on the internet?
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My mother died in a fire :(
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leave him alone !!!!!!!!!!! It is a big fat lie!!!!!!!! He rocz!!!!!!!! He would never do that. And if ur so into calling him gay y don’t you go fuck urself!!!!!!!! Nobody likes you we all no he rocz so leave him alone and we won’t have a prob!!!!!!!!
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Sarcastic and unkind…not funny at all!!!
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I love justin bieber, and this made me chuckle. I had to read the first few sentences a few times over to realize the silliness of this post, its hilarious, the picture of him is feminine (btw, not a bad thing, i LOVE androgyny) and you refer to him in a serious-article like way as a female which almost convinced me it was real (besides him being a she). It’s clever, witty, and not THAT insulting. Thank you for amusing me.The comments of others amuses me too. WHY So serious!? …XD
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btw, what if someone is “gay” does that make them less of a person? I wouldn’t mind if he liked both genders. in fact I root for him to. :-P show the world free love Justin! Let Lady Gaga inspire you.
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*falls over laughing* You little girls need to learn how to take a joke. Yes, it’s a lil rude but fuck what isn’t today? If he wants to be a celeb, then he has to be able to take it when others poke fun of him and dislike him. And dudes, we DON’T need to like him, i have my own fucking opinion and you have yours, DON’T FUCKING SHOVE YOUR OPINION DOWN MY THROAT. Also to be a real fan means that you can be fine when someone criticizes what you like and you take it and get over it. So get over yourselves, cause I don’t really care and it’ll just make me want to piss you off more. :D
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OMG!!!! Screw this….Justin Bieber is a dude!!!! hes dating selena gomez!!!! omg i hate this stupid ass shit yall make up…..get a life……omg i hate yall…..justin bieber is a hot teenage pop star…..and ur just a fuckin wanna-be…….fuck u!! Justin bieber fans know hes not a girl……and i dont think justin would appriciate ur post bitch…….I love you justin bieber…..i have followed ur music since u started with youtube……ur very talented and never let anyone make u feel like ur not…..u have deticated fans…….and hater and suck it!!! Keep ur head up high justin….and dont let dick suckers like this person who wrote that bring u down!!!! love ya justin :) and fuck u poster!!!
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Fuck you bitch!!! hes a hot teenage DUDE!!!! not a girl…….true JB fans know he a boy…..u punk asss bitch need to get a fucking life…..so suck a cock and get over urself
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none other than a nigger
You foul mouthed asshole.
Justine is no boy, and no amount of niggerease, will make her one.
You need to drink some thunderbird and calm your black ass down before you have a stroke.
On second thought, go ahead and have the stroke. Hopefully you will die.
Eat shit and die mofo
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Justin is so stupid to get pregenant at a young age like his mom. His mom was so stupid to have him at a young age.
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ppl ppl lets not loose our minds! everyone just calm down and STOP saying those vulgar words there could be children viewing this site!
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did they just copy and paste his name in some other article ?
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im not a justin bieber fan but he’s not a girl and probly hasnt hit puberty
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this is fake!!!!! People just need to back off !!! I swear there is going to be a war one day againist the people who like jb and the people who dont
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feather brain
Who likes justine other than 12 year old girls and homoqueers?
Nobody.
You need to back off and shut the fuck up.
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why the fuck argue with these meatheads people, this site is meant for small iQ muslims,
these fuckers believe anything there told, all fairy tales are fact to these guys, like the muslim
faith its full of shit that makes you laugh.
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Will the fruit
So you like fairy tails eh? I always thought you were gay…………..
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will the faggy idiot
I have not said anything that was not the truth.
Also, (mr. small iq) I believe you intended to use the contraction “they’re” when you typed “there.”
It is no wonder you defend homoqueers and infidels…you are too stupid to realize why they are condemned by Islam.
I want you to eat shit and die….in the literal sense.
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abdullah
ye dats txt typ for ya habit, u wudnt no anythin bout txt moron cuz u need friends for dat,
no but realy abdullah go find yourself some friends and get a life your still a teenager yet
dont waist your time on here trying to act big, same goes to you headwimp, fucking morons.
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will sniff farts
No doubt you have a lot of “butt buddies” you stupid homoqueer.
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Will suck for peanuts
The nigger detector is beeping, I notice the only words you can spell correctly are swear words. You are a waist of time you fucking asshole (its waste), your ghetto talk doesn’t impress anyone Goober..
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headchimp
The nigger detector never fails.
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It hasn’t been wrong in…….like forever. Some how it must be able to smell them thru the internet, or else its because they all spell like retards that just got off the boat from the African bush
Say Abdullah have you ever been to a movie where niggers where at ? How anyone could defend those ignorant fucking animals is beyond me. Its like they never outgrew the terrible twos……
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headwimp butfuck abdullah
im no nigger im white as bread, yous ragheads are half nigger so no calling me that,
another thing, this jihad taking over you all talking on about, il tell you the reason it aint going to happen, becaus when all the oil runs out in the middle east there will be no
economy at all, so i can tell you the future of jihad its worse off than the starving kids
in africa, niggers as you put them.
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Niggers belong in only one place, the congo.
Anybody who says they don’t act or think differently from every other race has either never been around niggers or is a damned liar.
They are also the most stinky motherfuckers on the planet. I’ve smelled chicken farms that smelled better than just one greasy nigger.
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will the nigger in denial
you can deny being a nigger all you want but the facts speak for themselves; youze iz a nigga.
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Will the kneegrow
White as bread???? Oh please thats an African spiritual hymn that sounds best when played with bongo drums while dancing around the campfire. The nigger detector beeps everytime you post so how do you explain that ? Plus you dumb assholes when run out of money before the oil runs out. You will be riding those fat white bitches to town pretty soon, put some spinner wheels on their asses and away you go….
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headwimp
if i was a nigger id tell you, if i was a muslim then id hide that shit, i would do the world a favour
and crawl under a rock and die, also when your oil runs out and your economy screwed
yous will all be depend on the west for food aid, so all this jihad crap realy aint getting yous anywhere, if im still alive il come feed you personally and say i told ya so lol.
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will the nigger
Do us all a favour now and crawl under that rock and die.
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Uncle Willy the negro
Whose ecomomy is screwed up now? Whose unemployment is sinking lower than a Kardashians morals? Whose President is an incompentent moron? In case you can’t figure it out……ITS YOU!
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headwimp
yes the us is in a bit of a down turn, thats because they have a dumb muslim in the white house,
but that wont last long, also i aint from the us moron.
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will the dickhead
Don’t tell me you are that Asshole from Ireland? I thought you drank yourself to death.
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ya’ll stuuupid
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ashley123457890
ya’ll kin kiss mah ass………..
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