Jude Law’s Baby Mama Photo Album

Samantha Burke



Jude Law’s Hooters waitress baby mama Samantha Burke recently released some photos documenting the growth of her meal ticket… I mean baby. Apparently women take these pics and make albums out of them to show their children how giving birth to them mangled their once tight bodies.


Celeb Jihad has obtained the full photo album with captions you won’t find anywhere else. Enjoy!


Samantha Burke
Me in my underwear looking all sexy for Jude.


Samantha Burke
I’m ready to get down to business!


Samantha Burke
Me giving Jude the condom I poked holes in ;)


Samantha Burke
Post coital bliss after Jude railed me on top of some cushions on the floor.


Samantha Burke
Clenching my legs closed so none of it leaks out.


Samantha Burke
Laying on the floor and having a well deserved smoke. I hope you like Virgina Slims because you’ll be getting a lot of them the next 9 months.


Samantha Burke
Yay I’m finally starting to get my baby bump. I feel just like Britney!


Samantha Burke
Look how small this bathroom is. As soon as you come we’ll have nice things. Cha Ching!


Samantha Burke
Me thinking about hot tubs, roman showers, and enormous vanities.


Samantha Burke
If you give me stretch marks I’m shipping you off to military school you little brat! Hehe!


 

  • a whitey

    WOW! thats all. wow

  • cindersiren

    It’s actually “Jude Law.”

    • Dead Ed

      puh-tay-toe, puh-tah-toe.

      She looks great.

  • IamLegend

    greedy bitch keeps calling Jude for huge $$$$….kick her ass to the gutter Jude