John Travolta Brings Touching And Scientology To Haiti
Haiti’s airport can only handle 130 flights a day. Thank God one of those precious flights was reserved for actor John Travolta.
John Travolta has flown aid supplies to Haiti in his own Boeing 707 to assist his fellow Scientologists already on the ground helping the earthquake victims.
Dressed in yellow T-shirts, Scientologists use a process called ‘assist’ in which the power of touch is said to reconnect nervous systems shaken by trauma. The group is using light ‘touching’, through clothing and bandages, of fractures and infection.
Islam is the one true religion, but I have to hand it to Scientology here. I know if I was badly injured in some sort of catastrophe I’d feel a hell of a lot better if some weirdos in yellow shirts came and started massaging my wounds while telling me about the wonders of “Dianetics”. Peace be upon you John Travolta. May Allah bless your quest to molest every person in Haiti.
While I agree with what you say, I also have to admit that Travolta played this one very smart. By filling up the plane with supplies AND his yellow-shirted wave of touchers, he got permission to land. I am sure without the supplies it would not have happend.
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Ever since joining the Church of Scientology, I’ve found the Scy-Fy channel ever more blasphemous.
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John Travolta is still devastated at the death of his 16 year old son Jett, who died from a seizure this time last year.
I know it’s a difficult time, John, but hopefully these few words can offer at least a little comfort. He may be gone, but rejoice that he is now safe with the angels up in heaven, free from fear and loneliness for evermore. Sitting beside God he awaits the moment when you will one day be reunited for all eternity.
Pffft.
Only kidding, Heaven doesn’t accept your kind – he’s probably getting an anal probe from some seriously fucked up aliens.
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asshole
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Thank you John, I’ve been waiting for the movie stars to come to the aid of Haiti.
They have always needed our help but now we must do what ever we can do to help. Please
get more of your friends to help you…..
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I can’t take Scientology seriously. It’s the belief that humans were brought to earth by aliens on a spaceship carried by two massive lizards, which landed in a volcano and dispersed humans throughout the world. Then the aliens take off, and the lizards go and hide under the sea in massive caves.
Add two Italian plumbers to that and you’ve got the first five levels of Super Mario!
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Credit should also go to Bill Clinton for making this all go right! He and John are old friends.
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John “Revolting”: I never did like him. BUT, if this is TRUE, it’s noble of him…
Umm, what happened to the billions of dollars that we (force ably) gave to Haiti under Clinton? Their CORRUPT government CONFISCATED it for their own benefits rather than their people.
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john should fly his plane up haiti’s presidents ass and also all the lazy adults.
there is no reason why that place has to be so ruthless and rundown.
but then the same can be said about the U.S.A
haiti was a dump even before the earthquake .
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Here’s a BBC report on why Scientology really goes to disaster sites, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNAxHKjYA8s
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Here’s a stunner I bet not too many people knew:
I don’t know how Tom Cruise puts his faith in scientology, he can’t even read.
Yup, it’s true. Tom Cruise is illiterate. He has to have his lines read to him when making a movie.
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I heard Michael J. Fox was shaken-up when he first heard the news of the earthquake.
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I live my life by the stars.
So I adopted a child from Africa, called him a stupid name, had a breakdown, then joined the Church of Scientology.
Isn’t that the trend?
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This “touch therapy” is what Scientology pedophiles use to molest children. They repeat the phrase “feel my finger” over and over, until the person is in a trance. Scientology is nothing more than a hypnosis ponzi scam. They don’t help anybody but themselves.
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Some racist bigot that hates white people, mulsim. Hope he never gives you a dime again after reading this. Thank God he WILL NOT ADOPT, who wants to be falsely accused of that. WHAT A BUNCH OF INGRATES. And by the way what happened in Haiti was God’s judgement for the 80% AIDS virus that is their and all that witchcraft and sin and devil worship. Satan did that, not God, because they worship him and he is the enemy. John Travolta will not be back but he will see heaven some day and his son Jett.
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