John F. Kennedy On A Boat Filled With Naked Women
TMZ has reportedly found a picture from the 1950′s of John F. Kennedy on a boat filled with naked women. The picture shows two naked women jumping off the boat (presumably to escape), and two more naked women sunning on the top deck (presumably too frozen by fear to attempt an escape). Just below the top deck John F. Kennedy is lying sunning himself, and preparing his mind for the insane amount of wild sex to come.
Professor Jeff Sedlik, a forensic photo expert, says the print appears to be authentic. Sedlik says the photo is printed on paper consistent with what was used in the 1950s. The emulsion on the surface of the print has numerous cracks the result of aging, handling, and beating off too.
There are numerous articles and books on John F. Kennedy which mention a Mediterranean boating trip that he took in August, 1956, with his brother Ted Kennedy and Senator George Smathers. It was rumored that they entertained a number of women on the yacht, as Ted Kennedy entertained a number of whiskeys in his liver.
Jackie Kennedy was pregnant at the time, so John was looking to get some strange pink to stick it in. Ironically Jackie was rushed to the hospital while JFK was on the sex boat. Doctors performed an emergency C-section, but the infant was stillborn. If John would have just waited a week he could have plowed his wife when she got home from the hospital.
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.
Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln .
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners Named Johnson. Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln was born in 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names. Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Now hang on to your seat.
Lincoln was shot at the theatre named ‘Ford’. Kennedy was shot in a car called ‘Lincoln’ made by ‘Ford’.
Lincoln was shot in a theatre and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse. Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theatre.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
And here’s the kicker.. A week before Lincoln was shot he was in Monroe, Maryland. A week before Kennedy was shot he was in Marilyn Monroe.
Thank you. Good night. And god bless America.
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Barack Obama recently said that he wanted to follow in the footsteps of his political heroes, Abraham Lincoln, John F. Kennedy and Martin Luther King, Jr.
Surely this means he wants to be assassinated.
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What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and John F. Kennedy?
One had his head blown off, the other was assassinated.
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shut the fuck up you stupid ass bitch
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Sorry to piss in yo’ wheaties but the photo is from a 1967 Playboy Magazine article. But the girls still look nice. Not sure who the ‘man in the boat’ actually is…
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Boats and hoes
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Old news, CelebJihad, you old farts.
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