John Edwards is the Father of His Mistress’s Child

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John Edwards, America’s favorite smarmy, phony, sack of s***, hillbilly former Senator is the father of his mistress’s child, the Enquirer is reporting. If true, this will be the second time he has been caught lying to the American public about his extramarital affair.

In 2008 he admitted to cheating on his cancer ridden wife, a charge he had previously denied in 2007 while running for President. During his confession about the affair in an interview with ABC News in 2008, Edwards maintained that the child was not his.

But according to the Enquirer, a secret DNA test has confirmed that he is the father. Whoops! Considering that it was the Enquirer who broke this story and stuck with it through all of his denials, I think it’s safe to say that they did their homework.

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again; if you would’ve allowed the man to take four wives, as is stipulated in the Holy Qur’an, none of this would have happened.

 

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  1. Dead Ed says:

    This dumb jackass (haha, get it? He’s a Democrat) is finished as a politician. I hear he’s gonna become a country singer… His 1st single will be called… “Your Cheatin Heart-on”.

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  2. Dead Ed says:

    I find it ODD that JE was banned from speaking at the DNC in light of his marital-affair & subsequent lying. But not because he didn’t speak… but because BJ (William Jefferson) Clinton spoke in his place.

    Q: What’s the difference between JE & BJ Clinton?

    A: Nothing.

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  3. Dead Ed says:

    Q: Who’s your daddy?

    A: John Edwards.

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  4. Dead Ed says:

    Obama is so pretty that he gives John Edwards makeup tips.

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  5. vivien yang/MBA~Global Strategic Advisor says:

    *john edwards may have no regrets! he is stuck with his mistress and have to pay her for their child! would you vote for him if he was running for office? i think this person is lack of character in the public eye; lack of something!! why didn’t he get a divorce first? than play around in the public eye, it may have save his career!!

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