Joe Jonas Busted Buying Crack?
Joe Jonas was photographed handing a large black man money as he reaches into his pocket to produce something. What possible reason could Joe Jonas have for breaking the Jonas Brother oath of racial purity and interacting with a black man?
Was he contributing to the man’s college fund? Doubtful. Was he investing in the man’s sun glass kiosk at the mall? Not likely. Was he purchasing crack rock to smoke with his bottom bitch Tosha in the alley behind a Taco Bell. Probably!
Frankly, would anyone be surprised if Joe Jonas turned to drugs? It can not be easy for him being constantly referred to as “the ugly one”. Imagine having to grow up in the shadow of your big brother Kevin’s devastatingly handsome receding hair line Jew fro, pear shaped body, and lily white skin.
Joe Jonas may be entering a downward spiral of drugs, despair, and handjobs and I don’t think anyone can save him now. Let us hope he survives rock bottom and can battle his demons the right way.
This is so stupid!!!! Joe would never do that… And I say it cause I know him.. he wouldnt do that at all.
PLUS, the article is really lame and poor… It isnt subjective at all… Who wrote it??? Anyway, he/she is a liaaarrr
Hot debate. What do you think?
15 
13
actually… they caught him buying drugs in Puerto Rico, in la Perla… and I know cause im from Puerto Rico =3 u cant really say he didnt buy any, u dont really know him! who wouldve known that Britney Spears would be a whore! and Lindsey Lohan! now accept the facts… sheesh
Like or Dislike:
1 
0
This…is…terrible!
A.) It’s racist
B.) It’s idiotic
C.) You didn’t get the facts right. Joe has NEVER been called “the ugly one,” that would have been Kevin (he IS NOT ugly, but he has been considered ugly) Next time, know what you’re talking about.
Oh, btw, he was giving money to a HOMELESS man. Out of the goodness of his heart. Something YOU probably would never do.
Well-loved. Like or Dislike:
21 
10
I know him too and he’s NOT racist if he was he prolly wouldn’t want Big Rob as their bodyguard. He’s just a caring person and he’s DEFINITELY nt UGLY. Dnt b mean to my friend Joe cuz OBVIOUSLY u dnt know wht the fuck you’re tlkn about!!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Clearly you two are misinformed. Celeb Jihad is registered with Allah, and therefore is infallible. You should repent for your sins in disbelief in Allah immediately. Also, how could you two laugh at his problems? He has drug problems! Get over it and stop trying to lighten it up. We must all have him in our prayers.
Hot debate. What do you think?
14 
7
Inshallah brother! How careless could Joe Jonas be for buying crack off of this kafir? I mean abusing drugsbought by a KAFIR!? Why not just buy pork!? He should have been pure and bought his crack from a proud Muslim Man who knows Muhammad’s teachings (sallallahu ‘alaihi wa sallam). Had he done this, it could have been Zakat, but that is just blasphem!
Like or Dislike:
4 
4
come on people! it’s Joe Jonas we’re talking about here you know!! anyway celebs are just like you and me, they have feelings too you know. Just think about that next time you people trash talk celebs on this website. Just show them a bit of respect and pride in them… all celebs have the right to have their personal stuff kept private. /:I
btw dont go trash talking on the other jo bros nick and kevin. they are really really hot. The same goes to Justin Bieber or Miley cyrus. Like what did they do wrong? apart from the fact they are have like millions and millions of fans? Haters just take it out of Jealousy
Like or Dislike:
9 
4
Joe wasn’t(and will never do) drugs, drive alcohol or smoke, ok? He was just giving money to a homeless man for pete’s sake! So leave him alone! He’s a good, clean-cut ,honest, sweet Christian guy with morals and values! This shows he has a good heart! I LOVE YOU, JOE, KEVIN, NICK,FRANKIE, DEMI, DANI AND MAMA ANA PAPA JONAS!
Like or Dislike:
8 
6
Holy moly, what a scoop!
Like or Dislike:
5 
1
LMFAO THIS ARTICLE IS A FAIL
he was giving money to a homeless man
*slow clap*
Like or Dislike:
11 
8
anyone who wrote this artical soooooooo needs to get a freaking life. nobody will believe this shit, if they do they’re compete lunatics. joe is a great person, he’s not racist, he gave a homeless man some money out of the kindness of his heart. plus he was never called ugly, kevin has, but kevin is good looking too. so is nick.
I LOVE JOE> EVERYONE DOES
Like or Dislike:
4 
5
thats a fail lie because joe knows between right & wrong and his family,friends,and fans would make sure that wont happen who ever typed this……. STOP TYPING THIS PIECE OF BULL CRAP AND WHO EVER U R YOUR BING BOUGOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR LEAVE HIM ALONE DANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Like or Dislike:
4 
6
I can just picture these tween Jonas fans surfing the net for any little thing they can find on their idols, then they see “Joe Jonas Buying Crack” I would love to see their faces.
Like or Dislike:
6 
3
you can go fuck yourself :)
how exactly did you find this if it wasnt looking for something jonas?
Like or Dislike:
1 
5
You know what you don’t have the facts right.
1.) Joe was never called the “Ugly One” [sadly Kevin has] he has always been called the HOT JoBro.
2.) Joe would never do that he still does bible studys with his brothers
3.) He looks preficly healthy, and doing any type of drugs can make you look sick and a unhealthy.
so get the facts right you stupid bitch. And to everyone else i think this person just doesn’t like the Jonas Brothers. I still <3 U JOE
Like or Dislike:
3 
4
you have got to be joking these things on here are the most dumest things ive ever read or looked at
Like or Dislike:
6 
3
Guys, I love Joe and the Jonas Brothers just as much as any other fan but you realise this is just a humour site, right?
He’s not serious. Take a chill pill.
Like or Dislike:
9 
5
What a load of rubbish, joke or not it’s not right to pull people to pieces just because you are jealous. I am a Jonas Brothers fan and everyone of them knows that the Jonas boys are good role models and would never do a thing like that, people find it hard to believe that these boys are perfect as they seem but they truly are. Joe and his brothers are amazing peope with amazing talents, they help people because they stay true to their roots and remain humble. Joe was just doing a good deed
Like or Dislike:
5 
4
omg he gave it too someone who was in need of money he didnt buy any thing !!!!!!
it is al over the internet
Like or Dislike:
3 
4
you stupid idiot. Joe was giving money to a homeless man.
Joe would never buy drugs.
Hes not like that, i mean its Joe Jonas.
Leave him alone man.
Stop putting out fake stories about him.
Hes NEVER done anything bad.
LOVE YOU JOE<3!!!
Like or Dislike:
3 
6
You know this doesn’t surprise me at all. After I revealed that the “Jo Bros” were involved in an incestuous, homosexual affair; drugs is the obvious next step. Listen America, it’s time you wake up and smell the scandal. His last two girlfriends, Taylor Swift and Demi Lovato, have been turned to lesbianism with his deviant ways. I want to protect the children of this great country from examples like the Jonas Brothers. What has happened to our teen idols to slip this far. Back in the day we still had squeaky clean examples for our youth to look up to, but now…..ugh! Justine Beiber has a marine mammal fetish and trolls station for her next fix. She is also a member of Crips and cannot specify whether she wants to be a man or stay a woman. Selena Gomez was just arrested and deported. Her lover Taylor Swift has joined a gang. Demi Lovato poops in the woods and her lover Miley Cyrus can’t wait to show her naked body. Why don’t you understand what this is doing to the youth of this country?!
Like or Dislike:
9 
4
that’s terrible.
what makes you think he was doing that?
can a nice guy like joe not do a good deed by giving a guy some money?
seriously? that’s obviously not true.
Like or Dislike:
3 
3
Hahaha, did you just call Joe Jonas the ugly one? Yeah, I guess some people are just stupid this story isnt real and Joe is not doing drugs and he is not the ugly one. Do us all a favor and go get a life. This story is a epic fail.
Like or Dislike:
1 
3
Um…
Guys, I’m a JB fan too, and I’m all for defending them,
BUT THIS IS A FREAKING SATIRE. As in, IT’S NOT REAL AND MEANT TO BE FUNNY.
So, cool your jets about the guy not doing his research. It’s meant to make you laugh, so chill the hell out.
Like or Dislike:
7 
2
this is racist
Like or Dislike:
0 
6
ya all know us niggers deal drugs!
Like or Dislike:
6 
3
Dying laughing. Esp at the part about Kevin. People. This is just sick humor, get over it!
Like or Dislike:
4 
1
“Imagine having to grow up in the shadow of your big brother Kevin’s devastatingly handsome receding hair line Jew fro, pear shaped body, and lily white skin.” LOL win<3
Like or Dislike:
6 
0
dude this site is a bunch of fake shit
Like or Dislike:
1 
0
the person behind this website is really sick someone please take him to a doctor if u really build this site as you are a muslim and wants to make kids’ role models look like badasses then hat the hell ?? i bet you’re not even muslim cause if u r you wouldn’t put something that says rihana butt pics collection so just fuck off cause im an american muslim and i know what islam is
Like or Dislike:
0 
2
But you don’t know how to spell.
Like or Dislike:
2 
0
oh shit he just got some crack off me the other day! Crack baby ass dude loves sucking the glass penis!
Like or Dislike:
2 
0
Wow! Epic fail! Since when is Joe the ugly one? Wow, seriously. Grow the fuck up.
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
HEY Joe is not the ugly one!! Grow up. They are all extremely attractive obviously!
Like or Dislike:
0 
0
Somehow I think Joe Jonas isn’t racist. Didn’t he have like a huge legit crush on Rihanna?
Like or Dislike:
0 
1
Joe does not buy drugs. I know he would never do that. And he would never use drugs. You should kow that and hater should know that. And don’t call Kevin Jonas’s hairline Jew fro. And don’t call his body pear shaped and his skin white illed. The writer should watch what they write about and who sees it. Because they don’t know who they are messing with me a die harded Jonas Brothers and Joe Jonas fan. The writer must be a Jonas Brathers and a Joe Jonas hater.
Like or Dislike:
0 
1
” Imagine having to grow up in the shadow of your big brother Kevin’s devastatingly handsome receding hair line Jew fro, pear shaped body, and lily white skin.”…..
makes me laugh every time ;)
Like or Dislike:
2 
2
Who the fuck posted such a stupid article this whole website is full of shit its all insulting celebrities fuck this website’s author i’m gonna fucking kill u motherfucker for saying shit about stars motherfuckers don’t have anything else to do they just find new ways to insult people fuck u alllllllllllllllllllllllll bitchesssssss
Like or Dislike:
3 
3
Joe would not buy drugs especially on the streets with all the paparazzi around! Get real! but I would love to give him a hand job LOL He is to much a nice guy to do shit like that and he should sue your dumb ass and this website for posting such slander about him!!
Like or Dislike:
3 
0
that is dumb you guys destory celebs everday get real leave joe ALONE
Like or Dislike:
0 
0