Joe Jonas Beards For Demi Lovato

After months of negotiations Joe Jonas has appeared to finally come to an agreement with Demi Lovato to be her “beard”. A beard is someone of the opposite sex who dates an obvious homosexual to help them hide the fact that they are gay.
Gay celebrities often use beards to mask their true sexual preferences *cough *cough Tom Cruise. Being a celebrity’s beard can be quite lucrative. No word yet on how much Joe Jonas stands to clear for pretending to date Demi Lovato though. Of course it is entirely possible that this is a mutually beneficial relationship in which both Demi Lovato and Joe Jonas are acting as each others’ beards a la the infamous Taylor Swift Taylor Lautner relationship.
One thing is abundantly clear though, there is absolutely no chemistry or sexual attraction between Joe Jonas and Demi Lovato. Just look at the photo above and tell me which one is the real couple?









they aren’t gay, you said that because you are jealous, what a idiot..
please don’t telling lies like that pff :@
Hot debate. What do you think?
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this is stupid where do you get this crap and look at the other pictures not just the one where they are there a little bit away
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is what you say really true?? if it were i couldn’t believe but to be honest with you we girls will love that to be real
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This is so not true! Joe jonas is not “bearding” for demi lovato. Maybe your just jealous that you can’t have a solid realationship like jemi. Or maybe your bearding for someone! Ah ha! That’s it! Your bearding for someone. Hahahaha. Your wierd.
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Okay children I am going to point out all of your spelling errors and disgustingly bad grammar. Why? you may ask because I am sick and tired of reading your illiterate comments ….
Okay Kristyyyyyyyyy wierd = weird
realationship = relationship
Lastly you are defending an obvious carpet licker and still spelling her name wrong… its Demi..not jemi
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Anyone with working eyes can see that this is true facts.
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STUPID!
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LOL. Poor Joe. ;)
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RE: poor Joe – Joe knows whats up Demi is a PiMp
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fuck you jealous! joe is not gay! we had sex the other night a he’s a tiger jk jkk
but you’re a fucking jealous! get a live sucker
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Its get a LIFE sucker… and the only way gay boy Jonas would screw you is if you were a teenage boy..
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??? he’s not gay!, stupid article !
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Omg? Are you kidding me? He is NOT!!! He is amazing!!! (: I dont like you who ever you are!!!!
I hate you!!! and i love joe!!! (:
<3333 JOE IS AMAZING!!!
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So if joe WAS gay he wouldnt be amazing anymore?
Wow, thats such a shallow, closed-minded, ignorant thing to say.
You’re an extremely deluded fanchildd.
Its obvious with joe,
i dunno about Demi, but i think she at least goes both ways.
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joe’s mine ;) demi : go to hell, he’s my man :P
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HHEEEYYYYY they make fun of our hottie he not gay you gay hahahahah JOE & DEMI ARE THE GAYEST GAYS THAT EVER GAYED ! THEY ARE RAINBOW SPARKILY GLITTERY HOMOFABULOUS AND IT IS GRAND!!!!
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I’m a Joe Jonas fan and i do believe he is not gay, however i also believe there is nothing going on between him and Demi. Yes they are good friends… but that’s it, at the moment it looks one sided. I think Demi likes Joe alot more than he likes her. This so called relationship will never work out as both of them are always off doing there own things. I think it could be over by the summer.
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Bullshit. S’all I have to say.
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LOL they’re not saying Joe is the gay one here people. They’re saying Demi is and, in all fairness, I’ve been saying that for a while now!
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You’re trying to say that Demi is a lesbian or you’re trying to say that Joe is gay? Because I get lost..
& in any way.. they aren’t.
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oh, yes, maybe she’s lesbian .. but he’s no gay lol
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agree with charlie, he isn’t in love with demi, maybe demi is …. and joe is not gay …. is demi lesbian?? idk… idc…
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leave demi and joe alone mean people you suck!
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LOL I love this site. Mainly because all the retarded jonas fans start being like:
OMGZZZZ HE’S SOOO NOT GAY!!!!! ugh they should die already.
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seriously kids, what’s wrong with being gay…I say there’s a threesome going on
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Ok you guys are assholes demi is not a lesbian and Joe is not gay maybe you guys should get a life and stop telling lies
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biggest waste of an article ever.
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Demi is so gay, and I actually believe Joe’s her beard for now. (or the relationship is a publicity thing for Disney.) justsaying
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this is so stupid joe jonas IS NOT GAY
who ever wrote this needs to get a frikn life!
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demi and demi are together aND ARE NOT GUY SHUT UP
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Joe Jonas is not gay and he would never become gay. The person who wrote this is gay. I think Demi Lovato is gay. The person who wrote this should watch what they write about and who sees it. Because they don’t know who they are messing with me a die harded Jonas Brothers and a Joe jonas fan.
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