Joe Jonas Ashley Greene Kiss Staged

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Joe Jonas Ashley Greene



Tweens all over the Western world are in a tizzy over this picture of Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene kissing.


Unfortunately these tweens’ minds have been warped by the Zionist controlled media and pharmaceutical industry to such an extent that they can not spot that this supposed Joe Jonas Ashley Greene kiss was obviously staged. Just look at 14 year old Claudia from Greenville, NC response to this pic,


“Well, so nice couple! hope joe don’t broke up with the realtionship with her like he did with demi, lol :)”


Notice how Claudia’s comment is riddled with grammar and spelling errors, and how she is not talking about the illegal occupation of the Middle East by the imperialist forces of the Anglo-American empire. This is just what the Zionist were hoping for when they staged this Joe Jonas Ashley Greene kiss.


Luckily the truth shines through in this photo. Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene both look miserable trying to fake this kiss for their Zionist masters in Hollywood. In fact Ashley Greene is holding a water bottle so she can immediately rinse her mouth and get the taste of man spunk that Joe Jonas (from his men’s room escapades) constantly has in his mouth.


This Joe Jonas Ashley Greene kiss is obviously just another small part of the world Zionist conspiracy, and is meant to distract the masses from the real issues. Insallah, the truth will come out and the oppressors will be crushed.

 

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  1. hahahah. says:

    Poor claudia….lmfao.

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    • Dead Ed® says:

      What’s the difference between The Jonas Brothers and dead people?
      You can’t have sex with The Jonas Brothers.

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  2. Fat Housewife says:

    If this article is suggesting that Joe Jonas is gay and that Ashley Greene is a dyke, then girls, you can always know this: Ben and Jerry will always love you, even if every other man in the world turned out gay. I recommend the triple caramel chunk, by the way

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    • Abdullah The Butcher says:

      Fat Housewife

      I hope you speak metaphorically about your love of ice cream….. because if you are having a sexual relationship with ice cream—-especially the fudge pop, freezie pop, or the push-up….Allah does not go for that.
      I suggest you become the concubine of a fine Muslim if you need to satisfy your out of control sex drive. I think as a concubine, you would have all the male attention you seek.

      I hope I have offered helpful advice
      ALLAHU AKBAR

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  3. alexis says:

    if you look closley they are not kissing they are about to kiss

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    • Dead Ed® says:

      That’s because it’s a PICTURE, alexis.
      What do you think happened AFTER the snap?
      … *SIGHS*

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  4. Beth says:

    psst! ashley could do soooooo much better! joe jonas LOOKS like a fag and is trying to look like a man………..i ain’t a hater, i just think these celeb couples are just trying to get attention..A boy like joe can’t be trusted. He’ll just end this one and it prob’ won’t even last a month! zanessa are a much more immpressive couple! they’ve been dating for 5 years! But anyway, how the fuck is ashley a dyke?! she’s kissing a boy! and how is joe jonas a fag when he’s kissing a girl! unless, your suggesting that joe has a vagina and her and joe are secretly licking eachothers butholes and bum raping eachother right now, then you are simply………..
    THE STUPIDEST MOTHER FUCKER ON EARTH! YOU DELUSIONAL PIECE OF SH!T!i!i!I!I!I!I!I!I!I!I!I

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    • Dar al-Harb says:

      I can tell by you rambling that you are high of the drugs. Don’t you know that it is the Zionists who push that poison! They wish to keep you stupid and make you forget about Allah and Jihad! Put down the pipe and pick up a Qur’an!

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      • Dead Ed® says:

        Hey, Dar al-Harb,
        Whats the difference between a Muslim baby and a Jonas Brother?
        A Muslim baby has more hair on its face.
        Even your females are hairy.
        That’s right, I said it…
        You hairy motherfuckers!

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        • Abdullah The Butcher says:

          Dead Ed

          I see you have sobered up enough to make more of your vile insults against the peace loving Muslim.
          I tell you kuffar, you have condemned yourself to eternal punishment, the likes of which your drug hazed mind can never comprehend in this world.
          In the coming Muslim takeover of America, people like you will be herded into football stadiums, and mass stoned for the entertainment of all Muslims in the new United States of New Arabia—-the former USA.
          HA–think about that infidel and know that I have a rock with your name on it.

          ALLAHU AKBAR

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          • Dead Ed® says:

            This is reminiscent of the way in which the Catholic faith inhibited science during its early years. Rome has smartened up to a great extent. While the Vatican may not be overly welcoming to the scientific community, its days of burning heretics are long gone. As an example of their modernity, Catholicism is in full agreement with the ‘Big Bang” theory (the pope blessed this concept back in the late 1980′s).

            The Vatican does have its disagreements with the methods employed by some to make progress (stem cell research anyone?), but they no longer seem to shun the progress itself.
            This religious acceptance of (or at least tolerance of) progress is definitely not the case with Islam. Islam is actively trying to burn, blow up, shoot, torture, maim and destroy “heretics” and “infidels” in 27 countries worldwide. It sees almost all progress, whether social or scientific, as evil.

            Islam is (by far) the least tolerant and least progressive religion in the world today. The entire rest of the world can plainly see the results.
            I’ve asked quite a few Arab Muslims about this major discrepancy in progress, and the answer is always the same: “America, Israel, blah blah blah”!! It never seems to occur to them that this can only account for the last 50 years or so. What happened to the other 450?   I say, “ISLAM HAPPENED”.

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          • Abdullah The Butcher says:

            Islam is by far the most tolerant of all religions.

            We accept every Muslim who follows the teachings of the Prophet and is faithful to the Qur’an.
            The only reason infidels call us intolerant is because we do not accept the non-Muslim as human, which of course they are not.
            If the infidels want toleration, let them convert to Islam. Their only other option for the vile kuffars is extermination or enslavement and subjugation.

            Kuffars the ball is in your court. Join Islam or face the stones!

            ALLAHU AKBAR

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          • Dead Ed® says:

            I may no longer be drunk (on a Saturday? Weird.), but that may be because I’m watching the 8-28 Restoring Honor at the Lincoln Memorial.

            But YOU, Abdul, are still RABID. You’re spreading your rabies of HATE.

            American citizens and soldiers worldwide have been slain one by one or in groups, for decades. This was done in the name of Allah… and most Muslims were silent… except for those who celebrated.

            How many embassies, ships, buses, planes, schools and businesses have been bombed in the name of Allah in the last fifty years? … And most Muslims were silent… except for those who celebrated.

            The twin towers fell and thousands died… and most Muslims remained silent. Sure, a few spoke out, claiming that Islam does not condone such things… but they were drowned out by the cheers, parades and celebrations that erupted throughout the Muslim world.

            In 27 countries throughout the world, Muslims are engaged in Jihad, or “holy war”. In this supposed “holy war”, non-believers are butchered by the millions… and this is supposed to be the will of Allah?

            I’m sick and tired of the politically correct proposition that a few “bad apples” are trying to hijack Islam, and that Muslims are somehow peaceful. A few Muslim clerics meekly claiming that these acts are wrong are nothing when compared to the celebrations, or the deafening silence of many others when it comes to the horrific actions done in the name of Allah.

            Fuck General Ackbar from Star Wars!

            And FUCK ALLAH!

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          • Bob says:

            Hey Dead Ed, I thought you didn’t like Christianity. Also, I doubt Beck would like your talk of progressivism.

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          • Dead Ed® says:

            Hey Bob,

            Don’t think you “got me” on anything, because you don’t, bro.
            Put your nose close to your screen because I’m about to educate your liberal mind.

            I was watching Restoring Honor (with a queasy stomach, mind you) for the respect of the fallen American Special Operative Soldiers aspect of it.

            I may be a Satanist, but I don’t sacrifice virgins, babies or animals. That’s all bullshit stereotypes and anybody that does that is NOT a real Satanist and is SHUNNED by the Satanic Church.

            I am an individual patriot first, conservative second and Republican third with priorities for God (whomever it is I choose to worship), family and country.

            Here’s another stereotype:

            “Republicans are the white Christian party” — Howard Dean (D)

            Lies. Lies. LIES!

            I’m a Satanic Hispanic. . . Breaking ALL stereotypes.

            Not purposely breaking stereotypes. I’m just being MYSELF and not trying to “play along to get along” or win a popularity contest.

            When I see an old veteran about to pump gas into his car, I swipe my card and say, “This is on me. Thank you for your service.”

            I don’t want to brag, Bob, but I’m very charitable.

            I over-tip my waitresses (or waiters) like there’s no tomorrow.

            Some colleagues of my company were misplaced because of Katrina (50 fellow workers) and I shipped out (with my own wealth and resources) two RVs filled with water bottles.

            So yeah, make fun all you want because I’m a weak Satanist because I don’t fit the stereotype.

            I know who I am. I know where I stand. And I know WHY I stand there.

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    • Abdullah The Butcher says:

      Beth

      You are a crazy kuffar whore and your mind has been destroyed by crack and meth.
      I advise you to kill yourself immediately.

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  5. Toocoolfornames says:

    Um guys? It’s a frikkin picture. Get over it.

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  6. Dead Ed® says:

    I work in the music business and I am currently sitting on some big news about the suicide of a musician. That is all I can say for now but I just hope that in 3 days when we release the news to the press that you will Jonas in paying tribute to this person and their career that has been cut tragically short.

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  7. Dead Ed® says:

    Is it just me or does the initials J.B. have an effect on the style of music?
    -Justin Bieber
    -James Blunt
    -Jonas Brothers

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  8. demi lovato says:

    I don’t think thats joe

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  9. selena gomez says:

    yeah me either me and demi are just hangen here way to go demi demi says thanks

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  10. Joe Jonas's Girl says:

    I think I hate Ashly. I hate Joe’s all of Joe’s previous girlfriends. She can’t kiss him. All of his previous girlfriends shouldn’t have kissed him. I think that it is a staged kiss. Because it looks like that they’re not locking lips. They aren’t really kissing it’s fake. They shouldn’t date.

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    • Abdullah The Butcher says:

      Silly whore

      Why are you infatuated with this no talent Joe Jonas?
      Not only is he a miserable homoqueer……his singing sounds like the yells of a burning cat.
      The only thing he has going for him is his unibrow. In all other areas he sucks big time.
      Stop being stupid and gain some self respect.
      Give up drinking and whoring around and then convert to Islam and become the concubine of a fine tribal leader.
      This is your path to happiness as revealed to me by Allah.
      Refuse and suffer eternity in hell.

      ALLAHU AKBAR

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      • Joe Jonas's Girl says:

        Why I am infatuated with with Joe is because he’s so sexy and he has an awesome voice. And don’t say that he has no talent. He has talent. You don’t see his greatness. And don’t call him a homoqueer. You might be a homoqueer, but Joe isn’t. And his singing doesn’t sound like a the yells of a burning cat. And his unibrow isn’t the only thing that he’s going for. And he doesn’t suck. And I’m not drinking and wh*ring around. And I won’t convert to Islam. And I have self respect. And I’m not stupid. You might be doing those things, but I’m not doing those things. You sound like a hater of Joe. I hate the haters of Joe and his brothers. Haters go away.

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        • Abdullah The Butcher says:

          Joe Jonas’s Girl

          You are a crazy infidel.
          The Jonas sisters are no talent bums and they rely on techno trickery to sound passable.
          They are douche-bag kiddies with unibrows and they will fade into obscurity in just a few short years.

          Also….I do not use the word hater…it is stupid. I am a killer of infidels and a damn good pie baker….but the word hater is for tween dumbasses and ghetto niggers. I use the word despiser….because I despise all who reject Islam.

          Know this….your love of the Jonas sisters is wrong and will lead you to hell.

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          • Joe Jonas's Girl says:

            I’m not crazy. Sometimes I can be. But I’m not crazy now. I don’t despise Islam. Everything you said about the Jonas Brothers is wrong. And say that they have no talent and don’t call the Jonas sisters either. And don’t say that the Jonas Brothers have unibrows. You still sound like a hater of the Jonas Brothers. I hate hater of the Jonas Brothers. Go away haters.

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  11. Rebecca says:

    yup, it’s fake, ashley and joe will breakup soon

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