Joaquin Phoenix Ditches Rapping to Become a Superhero
Joaquin Phoenix is now a superhero… or just a bearded hobo in a cape. Just in case you were just wondering what Joaquin Phoenix has been up to lately. The National Enquirer writes,
“It’s no hoax, folks – Joaquin Phoenix is one nutty fruitcake! The looney-toony star, dressed like a homeless derelict and muttering to himself nonstop, was spotted pawing through racks of clothes at Red Balls on Melrose, where he finally grabbed a black velvet cape, black trousers and mesh top, ducked into a dressing room – and began belting rap songs.
Emerging in his new outfit, he told the salesgirl he’d be wearing it home. Nervous, she asked: ‘What form of payment will you be using today, sir?’… then nearly jumped out of her skin when Phoenix banged down a wad of cash and yelled: ‘MONEY!’ Said an eyewitness: ‘He mumbled madly while the girl counted out his change and offered him a bag for his own clothes. Joaquin never said a word, rushed out of the store wearing his velvet cape – and dumped his old clothes in the nearest trash can!’”
I’m calling bullshit on this one though. The fact that his brother-in-law Casey Affleck has been taping his every move for a documentary makes it pretty clear that this is all just an act.
And I don’t know about you, but I know I always rap to myself while changing into mesh.
Seeing this bullshit came from the National Enquirer and we have no photographs as proof, I would say this is just a bunch of crap!
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I never knew he was a rapper. Now he’s a superhero?
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This article is very unreal. It’s easy to believe since there of photos of him dancing out of a store looking like a gay batman muttering latin.
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i think the guy is a genious. he’s either trying to be infamous kind of crazy andy kaufman kind of comedian where his whole life is an act….or he’s nuts. either way, we win
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I wish Joaquin would see the error of his ways. Acting isn’t just a job, it’s in his blood. It’s a part of him, meaning it’s part of who he is. He should be a superhero because we don’t need them. We got plenty of heroes like the police, fireman, and paramedics. He should go back to acting sooner or later and get rid of that ugly beard. It’s a pain in the neck. I think this superhero stuff is a bunch of phony baloney. He should forget about rapping and be an actor again because he’s good at it.
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Joaquin Phoenix is an amazing actor and singer, walk the line was # 1 in my books and he sang all the songs he deserved an award for that. I support him all the way, he my hero!
Best of luck Joaquin – your # 1 fan!
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I’m a big fan of joaquin. I can’t believe he is “acting” this way. Letting your fans down. I’m thinking he is seriously ill. Remember he did not make his “two lovers” opening. Went to hospital for stomach illness. Maybe he is termilly ill and doing his bucket list.
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