Jewish Model Bar Refaeli Mocks Jesus
Swimsuit model and Mossad agent Bar Refaeli mocks Jesus by performing one of his supposed “miracles” and walking on water.
Of course unlike Jesus the Prophet Muhammad was a real man and performed miracles like moving mountains and banging thousands of hot ladies, so no mere mortal is capable of replicating his feats in mockery.
Bar Refaeli better be careful mocking Jesus like this though. As a skinny feminine Jew, Christians might mistake her for the second coming of Jesus. Then she’ll have a bunch of degenerate morons following her around, cramping her style at Leo DiCaprio’s next coke party.
Because of The Mossads strict enforcement of secrecy I can neither confirm nor deny Bar Rafaeli’s involvements with our operations. However what I can confirm is that her sweet vagina is like sucking on the nectar of a ripe peach. Memories of her delicious juices dripping down my chin as I made her climax continuously like only a Jew can do make my shmekel nearly burst!! No Muslim can ever know this joy as they are to busy seeking out man meat and circle jerking while planning to take per the world.. What a joke!! Those days on the kibbutz were some of the best of my life up until I took out my first jihadist with my bare hands.. I will share with you that Bar put up a much bigger fight!! Haha toda raba from your Friendly Neighborhood Mossad Agent (I’ll be watching you….)
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You go girl.
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Nice adams apple bar
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Jews are poison.
They are creations of Shaitan allowed on Earth from Hell to test our faith.
Their day will come when Allah (SWT)m will cleanse these filthy, big nosed, pawn shop running, air stealing, covetous kikes from the face of the Earth.
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Khalid, I see you are one of the more articulate jihadists on these posts. Your description shows a true level of absolute idiocy and pent up homosexuality that Is unrivaled even by Muslim standards. I think i hear Ahmadinejad calling for you to come back to bed so he and his house boy can continue ass raping you. Ahh to be young and ignorant is both a blessing and a curse as the Mossad will have I now hunt you down like the dog that you are…
Oh and by the way your welcome for your entire religion and beliefs as without the Jews your blessed Mohammed would have had nothing to copy and prostitute to the masses. Ever wonder how it came to be that he ascended to the heavens in the exact same place as the Jewish Temple or where Isaac was to be Sacrificed. Oh wait I forgot it was suppose to be Ishmael my bad…. I guess we’ll just call it coincidence.
Have a great day A Salama Laikem!
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moose-head
You are a jew homoqueer and you suck the “loin snake.”
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That just proves that jesus was a jew. So death to you crusaders that contiue to pray to a dead jewish teacher who fucked prostitutes like mary magdalene or whatever that whores name was!!!!! ALLAH IS GREAT!!!
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Muslims killed Jesus not Jews. Jesus was Jewish. We would never kill one of our own kind.
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Ha, you lowly Jew, I knew you were stupid, but this is bordering retardation. The Jewish leaders were instrumental in getting Him executed, but they did not crucify Him. But, it’s just as bad, they were the sole cause of his death, you stupid Jew. They just didn’t have authority to execute him. Jesus was then taken before the prefect of Judaea, and then after that he was crucified by roman soldiers. Idiot.
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Wow. Have not you really got any knowledge of the Bible, your own religion and history at all? As I said before, the Jews wanted to convict Jesus with the help of Pontius (who washed his hands in innocence) as a common criminal. The reason? They saw him as a trouble maker and a heretic.
You should have known that the Catholic Church had always blamed the Jews for their huge part in killing Jesus.
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Indeed, Arcachnar.
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What a fantasy world in which you live. Us Arabs cared nothing for the affairs of the Jews back then. We were waiting for the Blessed and Holy Prophet (mhnbp) to be revealed to us so that we could do Allah’s will and take over the entire world and kick everyone’s ass. We cared nothing for some Jew carpenter and his band of crazy Jew friends.
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what ? you can’t walk on water . Wow didn’t know that……….what about your camels,can they.
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Well, now I know for certain that Jews are the almighty race of the world. Any of you homos say different, you gonna get the spray fire of my MAC-10.
Suck coon cock.
KKK
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Almighty, because they had a great part in killing Jesus?
KKK? Interesting. Did not they hate Jews as well? Or should I call you Pete?
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Achy Anus
Shut up, you sand queer. Moishe Goldberg is our informant inside of the Jew society, so keep your mouth shut, unless you’re at the glory hole.
Suck coon cock.
KKK
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Big fag
Your impersonation is both pathetic and that of a homo cocksucker.
If I didn’t know better……I’d say you were none other than no nuts Niko Bellic, the biggest butt licker to ever visit this great KKK site.
Regardless….you will soon be executed.
Suck that mofo
KKK
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Who is impersonating whom? Now I will have to execute two Grand Drag Queens just to be certain I get the real one. No big deal, really.
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Moist man pussy
Shut up you dumb jew!
You step anywhere near a klansman and we’ll go Third Reich on your beaten up, homo ass.
You have proved your queerness by tel ing us you want to “spray fire from your Mac 10mm cock.”
Ha. You couldn’t drowned a hill with your tiny load…..while us aryans could drowned every fish in the sea with our thick, rich soup.
The bottomline is that you need to be executed.
KKK
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Like if you hate Jews, dislike if you’re gay.
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I can tell Grand Fag Queem Pete disliked this.
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Your momma sucks cock for crack
And she is awful at it. I thought for sure she had promise….having no teeth and all.
Your constant talk of loving homos and wanting to pound my asshole have moved you to the “execute first” list.
I suspect you’re a gay nigger….which means some lucky klansman is going to get a 2 for 1 when your neck meets the noose.
Suck cock mofo
KKK
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I can tell Grand Fag Queen Pete disliked this.
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Lets see, among other things, Jesus did:
a) Walk on water
b) Make the blind see
c) Miracle of the loaves and fishes
d) Raised the dead
e) Came back from the dead
f) Did I mention came back from the dead?
Whereas prophet Mohammed did:
a) fuck all nothing other than unleashing his muslim fanatics on other people, killing them and taking their women as “wives”.
Pretty much sums it up.
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goofy de freak
jesus was drunk when he claimed all them outlandish lies.
The truth is…all he ever did was get himself killed.
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Killed by the Jews, nonetheless.
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Nope. Abū al-Qāsim Muḥammad ibn ʿAbd Allāh ibn ʿAbd al-Muṭṭalib ibn Hāshim was more than that. Here are some of them:
1) He unified Arabia into a single religious polity under Islam.
2) The last prophet sent by God for mankind.
3) The founder of Islam. Even though others consider him to be the restorer of an uncorrupted original monotheistic faith of Adam, Noah, Abraham, Moses, Jesus and other prophets.
4) Splitting of the Moon.
بِسْمِ اللَّـهِ الرَّحْمَـٰنِ الرَّحِيم اقْتَرَبَتِ السَّاعَةُ وَانشَقَّ الْقَمَرُ وَإِن يَرَوْا آيَةً يُعْرِضُوا وَيَقُولُوا سِحْرٌ مُّسْتَمِرٌّ
(The HOUR (of Judgment) is nigh and the moon did split. And if they see a sign they turn away, and say: “This is transient magic.”)
5) al-’Isrā’ wal-Mi‘rāj
His steed Buraq takes him to the heavens, where he tours the seven circles of heaven, and speaks with the earlier prophets such as Abraham (ʾIbrāhīm), Moses (Musa), John the Baptist (Yaḥyā ibn Zakarīyā), and Jesus (Isa).
6) Al-Masjid al-Nabawī (Arabic: اَلْمَسْجِد اَلنَّبَوِي ) A mosque built by the Islamic Prophet Muhammad.
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Achy dumbass
Nobody on this KKK site gives a shit about your long winded bullshit….not even the homo muslims.
Everyone here thinks you’re the biggest cock sucker this world has ever seen….and they’re all correct.
You’re butt pounding and sissy boy ways make you the perfect lady boy….and target for immediate execution.
Suck cock mofo
KKK
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@Pete Are you still THAT deluded that you think that this is a KKK site? Dumb fuck. You are NOT a member of a leader of them.
Long-winded bullshit? Are you real? I was talking about the miracles and history of Abū al-Qāsim Muḥammad ibn ʿAbd Allāh ibn ʿAbd al-Muṭṭalib ibn Hāshim. Nevertheless, it is probably too difficult for you. The Muslims will understand for they have more knowledge about the Islam and the Qur’an.
Everyone? IF you had any brains, than you would have noticed that the most likes me.
Nobody likes you with your delusions and ignorance. You have NEVER contributed something relevant to any topics. Only tall-tales and childish homosexual tinted ‘insults’. Pathetic.
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Achy anus
I see you continue to talk about your long shifts and the gloryhole as well as some of your “biggest” clients. There’s a time and a place for that homo talk…..but the place is never this KKK site.
Your inferior intellect makes us members of The Brotherhood laugh. One can only assume you’ve been beaten over the head with one too many coon cocks.
Typical muslim….
KKK
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@Pete Hahaha. See. Your ignorance is really shining through. As usual. The only who kept on talking about gay stuff is YOU. Just look at ALL your own posts.
Everyone with common sense and actually educated knows that the one with the inferior intellect is you.Not only are those posts full of pathetically homosexual tinted ‘insults’, they are irrelevant dribble who does not contribute to the topics at hand as well.
Why are you keep on telling yourself (Delusions) that you are with the KKK while everyone knows that you do not have any clue about them? You keep on proving that you’re NOT a member and a leader of this terrorists group. Besides, which of the words ‘this is not a KKK site’ do not you understand? Probably, not going to happen.
Sorry, but I do not believe that you are a heart surgeon and such as well.
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Achy ass
Wow. You really are dumber than a box of rocks, or you have zero common sense.
I mean, at what point does someone of “superior” intellect realize that this is not the place for serious discussion of politics, religion, etc? Its fucking comical.
What idiot comes to ‘celebjihad’ to argue or have a serious discussion?
Take a look around, moron. You’re the only fool taking this shit seriously.
You truly do need to be executed for being an ignorant jackass…..and for sucking cock.
KKK
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@Pete Blah, blah. whine, blah, bitching, blah.
Do not nag about someone else who have more common sense than you do. Everything you have said was only retarded homosexual tinted ‘insults’ and buffoonery about you being a ‘member’ of the KKK. Now, that is comical.
Take this shit seriously? You mean the site or those people who finds it funny to insult or have prejudges about the Islamic faith and the Middle East? Wow. How funny.
This may not the right place, but I only talk about serious topics like history, religion, and politics with those who spoke about this first. Perhaps, one day you will understand this.
Ignorance? Only you.
Now, go back to school and let the adults speak.
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Go Jesus …….
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A Mossad agent? Well that explains dead muslims whenever she is doing a photoshoot. Thank God (the real one) that she is around. I also did’nt realize Mohommad referred to goats as lovely women. Wow, goast assholes look like muslims. Guess it fits.
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I just beat my dick watching this italian skank Alissa C DiCarlo who posts on here. She is fuckin’ nasty but hot as spunk. I got cum all over my fuckin’ hand and pants man. She is the shit.
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Muslims..jews same difference. Black hair, big noses, came from shit holes ect….muslims are like the dumbest people on the earth. They belive in a perverted god banged ladies and mortors will rewareded for taking their own lives and get virgins. If its true kill your self now losers. Its a lie cowards tell idots to do. Make them fear us. Hahaha its stupid. Its as stupid as cristians. If god is the all being why does he have only one son and why did he have to die its all bologna but muslims take the cake.
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I want to see my semen dripping out of her pussy after I fuck her.
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you know jesus was jewish, right?
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That makes it even bitter. Betrayed, humiliated, mocked, beaten and condemned by his own people.
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Jesus was respected by the Jews. He was the King of the Jews. You Muslims don’t know theology or history. You are ignorant sand animals.
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Excuse me? There are people here who actually DO know about theology and history.
Sorry, but what you have said is half right.
Yes. He was fairly respected by the most citizens at the beginning (he ate with the lowest of people, preached about forgiveness, compassion, etc).
No. After a period of three year, the public opinion were against him and He was accused by the priests and others to be a religious and politically trouble maker.
As you can read in the Bible, Judas betrayed him, His disciples abandon him and the Jewish authorities captured him for questioning. Not only they mocked and humiliated him, Jesus was severely beaten as well. Afterwards they brought Him to Pontius to have Jesus convicted as a common criminal.
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I’ve been to the Sea of Galillee. Bar wasn’t there that day.
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