Jessica Simpson’s Missing Dog Daisy Found
Celeb Jihad has found Jessica Simpson’s missing dog “Daisy”.
Yesterday a distraught Jessica Simpson went on Twitter and posted a panicked tweet for help.
“My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR! We are searching. Hoping. Please help!”
Not one to stand ideally by while a beautiful buxom blonde is in need of assistance I immediately set out to track the dog-napping coyote.
I picked up its trail outside of Simpson’s residence and followed it out into the desert. After nearly 24-hours of pursuit, and the senseless slaughter of numerous coyotes I thought looked like they could be the one, I finally came upon the coyote that took Jessica’s dog.
Luckily I had gotten there just in time as the coyote had just released the dog. Of course I snapped its neck anyway just for causing Jessica distress.
Anyway here is a pic Jessica Simpson’s dog Daisy I rescued from the coyote. I’ll be happy to bring it back to her when I receive the reward money.
you idiot fuck you dogs are precious like babies
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You are quite the Ass—-
I feel bad for the mother that raised you. She obviously didn’t teach you how to respect others and if you have nothing nice to say, don’t say it at all !!!!!!!
To post this dumb ass article on the web for everyone to see must mean you have too much time on your hands, go find a JOB, you must be one of the unemployed!!! That is a sick sense of humor, not even funny. You need help !! I hope someone is praying for you, I sure won’t, your a lost cause in my eyes!!!!
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This guy is a whack job. What an insensitive rat. Too bad a coyote didn’t get him!
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There is absolutely nothing funny about this b.s. you just wrote. that big pile of shit in the photo looks like what you’re mother shitted when she had you SON. losing a pet is like losing a member of the family and whether it is dead or injured and lost, it’s natural to have hope. Yeah but you wouldn’t know anything about that would you since nobody has ever loved you and wouldn’t even think twice about putting an reward out to find your loser ass. OWNED!
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WHAT? THAT’S HORRIBALE!
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I hope someone finds this guy and gets him good . Maybe some day he will suffer too.
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You are a dick who has clearly never experienced the wonderful bond that exists between dog and owner. Although not a Jessica Simpson fan, my heart breaks for her… I have a similar breed. I would be devastated if anything happened to him. RIP Daisy.. So sorry for your loss, Jessica… Eat the pile of dog turd that featured in your post DURKA DURKA!!!!
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You need help.
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wow what a loser….real creative
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you are a jerk why would this be funny you can go die you fucking ass hole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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That is hilarious. You people need to get your funny bone checked. Celebrities are here for our amusement and if you truly care that much about a celeb’s dog, you have no life. That is funny!!
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Hey Timanda, if you were taught with compassion, which I can see didn’t happen, you would undersrtand what the definition of empathy means. Looks like you are the one who needs to get a life and some guidance on how to respect ones feelings. Looks like you’re here for my amusement. Ta Ta.
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