Jessica Simpson Vows To Get Thin Again
Jessica Simpson vows to be thin again! Sure Tony Romo deserves the bulk of the credit for dumping her, but I can not help but feel that my constant ridicule of her fat ass may have a played a small part. So kudos to me!
According to a friend of Jessica, “Right after Tony ended things, Jessica said, ‘I want my old body back,’ She went into her kitchen, got a trash bag and started to clear it out.”
“Jess is serious about getting her body back into fighting shape,” the buddy continues. “Working out is helping to give her focus and clear her head. It’s better than sitting around moping or throwing pity parties with ice cream sundaes.”
I really don’t care how many times Jessica has to stick her finger down her throat to lose the weight just so long as she does. It is like I tell my pregnant wives, “don’t tell me about the pain just show me the baby!” Lets celebrate with some pics of what we have to look forward to. A hot thin Jessica Simpson!
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Your something to talk. I bet when you go outside cildren cry and women gag. Its always people like you that critize others. I’m not great to look at and I keep my mouth shut about others. I just imagin you look like a real healthy troll. I apoligize.
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Jessica is beautiful now, then, or later….She always will be beautiful!
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A severely brain-damaged woman in an unresponsive, vegetative state showed clear signs of brain imaging tests that she was aware of herself and her surroundings, researchers reported today.
After they are done studying Jessica Simpson, the researchers plan to study Lindsey Lohan, Britney Spears and the mysterious consciousness of Paris Hilton.
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i forgot how hot she was back in the day. anyways fatfish and dilldozer- fuck off. your opinions here are unwanted. your not welcome here
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I thought Jessica said she loved her body.. Just goes to show you that no one can believe anything this girl says. Tony isn’t going to take Jessica back even if she does get skinny. Men dump her for a reason. Jessica is going to suck skinny or fat because she has no talent and is as dumb as a box of rocks. Why do you think she needs her mommy and her daddy. She is not smart enough to do anything by herself.
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Jessica Simpson wants me here and I hope she makes another reality t.v show because I enjoy looking at her and I hope its played on every channel on a continuous loop 24hrs a day and it’s advertised on every internet website with 5 min. adverts that leads into every website being an official Jessica simpson fan site and everytime you have to use the phone you are forced to listen to one of her songs before you are allowed to place a call with the exception of emergency calls and the only movie ever offered again at any theater anywhere is “Major star”…..now, I’ll fuck off because I choose to.
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man she luks so fat i dont tink she can even fit through the door!!!!!!!!!!!!! her man must have fucked her to hard all his sperm went shooting right in her hole!!!!!!! lol
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wow. the comments on this site are horrible. i’m going back to gawker.
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talentless fat b-yatch
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once fat always fat
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You are all stupid. Jessica was NEVER huge. A little chubby, sure but not huge! Idiot bitch with the sperm comment you are a ghetto ass loser who needs to learn to spell. You all make me want to vomit… guess I’m so skinny because of losers like you.
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