Jessica Simpson Nude Selfie Leaked

Jessica Simpson nude

It appears as though a nude selfie of former pop star and fatty Jessica Simpson has leaked to the Web.

As you can see in this nude photo, Jessica Simpson has lost a ton of weight in every spot but her tits, which are so full and hang so low that they’d make a Holstein cow green with envy.

This nude selfie leaking is probably the best thing that has ever happened to Jessica Simpson. Not only will it sell enough Weight Watchers to buy her a bra big enough to fit those massive mammaries, but she will now be on the short list to serve as a nurse maid for hungry Muslim babies. Which is the highest honor a infidel woman of her advanced age can hope to achieve.

  • first

    I’m the first comment



  • Erick

    Googles are the closest relative of the chimpanzee that cannot climb trees. Wait a minute, can they?

    • ObserversDickIsAFatwa

      I think they have been seen in trees… helps to have a rope around their neck first….

      • EntityOfLife

        I love this website.

        • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

          Are you a Muslim? Do you intend to convert to Islam? Do you hate fags and Jews? Do you know to opperate with the AK 47 or any thing that kills Infidels? If you answer positive to any of these questions you are welcome to this holy site.

          • EntityOfLife

            I am a Muslim, I embrace Islam, My hatred for faggots and Jews shall never cease, i have a Sniper Rifle that is easy to kill those dastardly Infidels.

  • gay willy

    OMGAWD! Who leaked it.

  • pussyeater

    this is not jessica simpson

    • steve00000

      duh! have you been to this site before? it’s all (mostly) fakes…

      • ObserversDickIsAFatwa

        NO WAY are these fakes……

        …there’s cum all over my keyboard….so real as can be…

      • MrSatyre

        The photo isn’t a fake, but it still isn’t her. At least here they typically show fakes with the real celeb’s face Photoshopped in. This is a selfie of some unknown nude blonde.

        • ObserversDickIsAFatwa

          As if that is a bad thing??

  • ObserversDickIsAFatwa

    She seems to have taken the extreme treatment approach to her pubic lice.

    A well-instructed Muslimina would have a healthy thatch suitable for stopping holy man-batter from dripping to the floor…..

    • Observersdickisafatwa is a fag

      You have a very big problem u ass go away

      • Supreme Cleric Farzan Of Iran


        You will have a problem very soon from the AK-47….. when i shoot dead your supplier of ass lube and HIV medication.

        ALLAHU AKBAR !

      • ObserversDickIsAFatwa

        My biggest problem will be deciding how many pieces to chop your fag-ass into before feeding it to my crocodiles…

    • Supreme Cleric Farzan Of Iran

      Very well said,

      Us Muslims desire our women to have a hair patch that could slow down an RPG and stop it in it in its tracks.

  • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

    This disgusting harlot boobs are almost of the same size of a Muslim’s balls. With one difference: the balls are not fake.

    • sand nigs are dumb

      shows what kind a man u are cant tell fake tits from natural

    • sand nigs are dumb

      shows what kind a man u are cant tell fake tits from natural

      • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

        LOL :-) Look who’s here: a dumb kaffir that still believes in Santa.

        • drdeepstro

          Its ok, we know you dont know the difference between real tits and fake because the little boys you ass rape have neither. You dirty mudslimes dont have to act like you are attracted to women any longer.we know your secret. Tell the truth Hashim the destroyer of young boy ass…you even prefer to have sex with your goats over a woman dont you…. Of course mudslime woman are some of the most disgusting pigs on the planet so we wouldnt want to fuck them either but at least be truthful about it

  • The Guy with The EyE

    FIRST FAKIES!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Supreme Cleric Farzan Of Iran

    After seeing this picture i have turned down my invitation for Jessica Simpson to join my harem……no burqa from Tehran to the Euphrates could cover up those foul sloppy tits and fat body.


    • Seal Team Six

      And you’ve turned up the volume on the dildo pump motor attached to your ass fucking machine. That 1.5L butt plug attached to the hockey stick is a blur in motion now on your STD infested ass.

  • Imam Khalid of Basra

    Is she a mudshark? Most lard ass, cast off Anglo women are. If she is, I will double the reward offered to carry out the fatwa I issued on this whore.

  • Abdullah The Sheik of Tikrit

    That fat whore must have a phone with a seriously powerful “wide angle” lens.

  • Smellgibson

    Not her but this thick bitch could get it.

  • MrSatyre

    Would be awesome if that was her, but the face clearly isn’t hers. Doesn’t look anything like her.

  • An Upset Father…..

    That’s not Jessica.

  • Mephistopheles

    She isn’t fat. She may not be pencil skinny, but she isn’t fat.
    She’s curvy and sensual. I’d much rather fuck her than a skeleton, which is what all those supermodels are. Skin and bones.

  • bambino33

    Amazing how many men still don’t like “real” women, fine all you guys chase the boy-girls with the gym bodies small boobs and flat asses, I’ll take the Simpson, Kardashian and Dennings. The real funny part is them mocking us as weird for liking them your the ones explaining why you like women who look more like men, not me.

  • loudman

    That ain’t Jessica lol smh