Jessica Simpson Needs To Be Milked

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Jessica Simpson is in desperate need of a milking as her exposed udder appears ready to burst.

The primitive infidels once again show their ignorance by not recognizing that fat pregnant sluts like Jessica Simpson need their titties drained regularly or they will pop.

The US is on the brink of a natural disaster as Jessica Simpson’s enormous breasts are about to rupture which will cause incalculable damage as her rancid baby milk spews forth flooding the streets and contaminating the water supply as it makes its way down into the aquifers.

  • Abdullah The Butcher

    Her big, floppy titties are no match for the AK-47.

    As soon as possible, she will be known as ..”titless jessica.”

    • Anubis

      Most excellent fate for her brother Abdullah, but first maybe we can get some use out of the infidel fat cow. I suggest the harlot be sold to a farm, strip her naked, and have her udders hooked up to a milk sucking machine as she stands on her hands and knees, along side the other milk cows,

      Once in awhile some cowhand can walk by checking on the status of his milk cows, and boot her in the bare ass repeatedly while singing, “These boots are made for kickin’, and that’s just what they’ll do”. If her milks dries up and no longer of any use, then it’s time to break out the AK-47.

      • Imam Khalid

        Jessica has some excellent nipple backstops to play a rousing game of “Cobra In The Valley” with using my mammoth tunic snake.

        In fact, her breasts may be too diminutive to fully accommodate my gargantuan meat stick.

        Well, there’s only one way to find out. I bid 100 dinars to her eldest male relative for the use and eventual full purchase of this Aryan whore.

        • Very observant

          Jesus!….Is that her tampon sitting on the coffee table with a pair of sunglasses on top?

          • Nigga

            Why Yes! You are very observant to notice my ‘Tampon on a Stick’ product. Now available at all Walmarts.

          • Stormin Norman

            Who on earth is staring at what’s behind her in the background?

  • Aradnor

    I think you mean ‘Firsties’

  • Aradnor

    I believe you mean ‘Firsties’

  • ObserversDickIsAFatwa

    I’d rather she use those udders to milk me……

    ….and then back to the poppy fields…

  • Dr.Frankenfurter

    me and her could take turns milking each other her Udders and then My Dick.

    • Osama Bin Badass Mofo

      Yeah, tit wank. We get it. No need to rephrase previous comments.

      • Dr.Frankenfurter

        No I want some of her titty milk ACTUAL MILKING Jessica Simpson Brand Milk Put that shit on my Captin Crunch berries!!

  • Abdullah The Butcher

    I can’t speak for my Muslim brothers….but this infidel slut would be a good ass licker.

    I dare say she has the potential to lick dingleberrys from my hairy ass better than Brother Hashim or Brother Khalid.

    • Moshe Dayan

      Anal Abdullah,

      No doubt all this talk of milking has raised the temperature of your homoqueer lust. The “milking” you plan to do involves your father and his hairy nuts slapping against your face. A sick homo like you requires execution and the IDF is just the bunch to get that done.

      Eat shit and die mofo

  • FAN

    that’s not Jessica Simpson. it is really 100% fake

  • jew boy

    great tits,but unfortunately a christian girl.If only she was jewish.

  • coveylane

    What a bunch of dicks on here…looks like kindergarten kids making comments.

  • Sorensen

    Kindergarten kids don’t talk trash like this, but actually your kindergarten kids probably do because they listen to your foul mouth every day.

  • mayhem

    muzlims are the best cock suckers…………not good for anything else

    • mayhem

      ima google who loves them muzlims cocks

  • kronos

    i would milk them for her everyday second of the day

  • Umar the Brown

    Somewhere that evil homoqueer loser Tony Homo is weeping and gnashing his gay teeth.

    May Allah curse all our enemies with such ignominy.

  • Stormin Norman

    Nobody insult this young lady please. She once actually fed an entire hungry platoon of my recon troops just from her breasts. Her nurturing Texas titty milk satiated my soldiers. That is until my men were finally able to latch on to the huge breasted jugs of some fundamentalist jihadist sluts whose village we conquered afterward.

  • Just right for Titty Fucking! Maybe get a little nourishment first!