Jessica Chastain Nude Photo Released Before Oscars

Jessica Chastain nude

A nude photo of “Zero Dark Thirty” star and best actress nominee Jessica Chastain appears to have been released just days before the Oscars.

Obviously this Jessica Chastain nude photo will greatly help her chances of winning the Oscar this weekend. Of course the fact that this naked picture was taken in a cheap hotel room where Jessica probably services the Oscar voters doesn’t hurt either.

Yes with the release of this Jessica Chastain nude she immediately becomes the favorite to win best actress. Jessica’s fellow nominees would be wise to follow her lead and whip off their clothes and whip out their cameras (especially 9-year-old Quvenzhané Wallis, but not 86-year-old Emmanuelle Riva) if they want to have a shot at winning.

  • Imam Khalid

    It appears that her sagging old-lady breasts are as divergent from one another as North & South Korea.

    • Zohair – The Good One

      Muslims or no Muslims, the future of America looks calamitous as it is.

      Googles are becoming Presidents

      Hispanics are flocking in by the Millions. Entire cities are turning Hispanic

      Asians are outdoing Caucasians

      and Worst of all…….MEN ARE TAKING ORDERS FROM WOMEN !

      Any man who can, in good conscience, take orders from women, does not deserve to be called a man. His manhood is D. E. A D. He is a Mangina

      If you truly wish to do something, now is the time. Always Remember :

      If you leave a thing alone you leave it to a torrent of change

      • Grand Dragon Pete

        Nohair – the good sucker

        Dumb mofo.

        Since The Klan has taken over border security, net immigration is zero.

        For an idiot like you…..that means wetbacks ain’t comin in no more.


        • aghmed

          The wetbacks continue to cum …. in your mouth and anus you homoqueer.

        • Zohair – The Good One

          Fagon Pete

          To explain how it all works, It would require a lot of time and effort.

          So for the sake of keeping it short ( just like your penis) suffice it to say net immigration is not an imminet threat because it is easy to erode

          The real impending threat is the ‘Fertility rate’ among Hispanics. The Hispanic women have at least 3-4 kids on an average, whilst the white fertility rate is less that 1

          Now do the math, if you can, and contemplate 2050, with each hispanic family ( who already form around 17 % of the total population ) who are already permanent citizens, multiplying at 4 times the whites, and the trend being persistent throughout

          • Grand Dragon Pete


            Dumb homo.

            Klan is taking care of the wetback problem…..with the noose.

            Stick to what you know…..sucking cock.


          • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

            Brother Zohair,

            You are right: beaners (and googles) reproduce like rabbits.
            Fortunately the Islamic brotherhood will take over America before those inferior beings can do it.
            White population grows much less because 73.59℅ of males are homos.

          • Zohair – The Good One

            Of course brother, indubitably

      • tony

        Thank god in this country we treat women like human beings. Didn’t your mother give you orders when you were young. Maybe deep inside you really like mentioned

        • tony

          I ment men not mentioned

          • Imam Khalid

            No, you meant men, homoqueer.

            They are what you lust after.

            However, you will not get the tight anal puckers of us devout Muslims. Homosexuals do not exist among us.

          • Jorge Petrone

            Homosexuals do not exist period. There is no such state of being. It is a rumor created by the plutocracy.

          • Zohair – The Good One

            Gentlemen, I present to you

            Tony – The typical Mangina Scum (See Above)

            These bastards don’t care to post on anything……anything……but the moment you speak Pro Manhood and Anti Femi-Cunts……they start commenting left and right.

            No sooner one tries to reveal the truth about Women…..the Mangina asses catch fire

            They will ALWAYS try to ‘ Shame’ you into silence. DO NOT fall for it. This is their only resort, unlike women who have this and sex at their disposal

            I shit you not….. this will ALWAYS happens. Try it to believe it

    • Anubis

      To show her sinful lady parts instead of wearing the burka is a shameless act of pure hedonism. Evidently the harlot wants to show everyone that she is a true redhead by displaying her fire crotch.

    • SmiterOfTowelheads

      All fucking towelheads will die in a wash of nuclear fire.

  • Evan Smith Jr.

    Yeah but she sure gave you a knock out punch in her role in the movie Zero Dark Thirty. She taught you evil muslims a lesson that you would not forget.

    • Osama bin-Sikhid

      He was a minor setback in the conquest of Islam.

  • Grand Dragon Pete

    As the leader of the US Navy of The Brotherhood Seals who took out Osama has bin Laden, I was quite disappointed with ginger being cast in the movie about my heroics.

    Personally…..I was pushing for a klanswoman like Bristol Palin or her sister Sarah, at the very least they could have gone with Pam Anderson.

    I’ll be calling a true American hero and long time brother, Dick Cheney, about this issue. Its quite possible that the producer and director are hiding drugs and/or small boys in their respective basements.

    They’ll be perfect for Guantanamo.


    • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

      Miss Piggy,

      Your “brother” Dick Cheney is a senile, dickless, old fart.
      I agree that he could be a good member of the KKQueer gang. Unfortunately for him he a is a public personality and he must satisfy his anal lust in private.

      • Grand Dragon Pete

        Homo Hashim

        Brother Cheney is a genius and is personally responsible for finding WMDs in Iraq. He and Brother Bush kept the US terror free (with much help from The Brotherhood).

        Yes…..Cheney is an ass kicking machine.


        • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

          You idiot!

          The only WMD he found in Iraq was a rusty swiss army knife.
          American homos are realy dumb.

          • Grand Dragon Pete

            Homo Hashim


            WMDs were found throughout Iraq and the proof is in multiple books penned by Cheney and that dumb google Condosleezy Rice. Its unreal that you don’t admit to the US finding piles and piles of those weapons!

            Next you’re going. Tell me that muslim men are straight! And we know that’s a load of bullshit!


          • moshe dayan

            Homo Hashim,

            Benjamin Netanyahu has personally signed a bill ratified by the Knesset that Iraq was full of WMDs…so its true.

            Oops, I think I stepped in some shi’ite!

            Eat shi’ite and die mofo

          • Farzan The Wise

            Jew Parasite

            There were no WMD’s in Iraq. You scumbags just needed an excuse for the us of a to fight another of your battles. You pussies will not win with the mighty nation of Iran. We will drop the nuclear goat on your Tel Aviv gloryhole first. Then butcher the rest with the AK-47.


      • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

        Broither Farzan,

        The fact is that at the end we kicked the asses of the coward marines out of Iraq.
        They were defeated there and the same will happen everywhere.

        We jihadists will lead the revolution against kaffirs and perverted westerners. Eventually Islam will rule the world. All the pigs’ heads will be chopped.

        Allahu Akbar!

        • Töten Sie alle Niggers

          Sorry. WMD’s and manufacture were found in Iraq but your liberal biased media under reported it to the people.

          The Iraq war was just against you sand schwarzen.

    • aghmed

      homoqueer pete – you truly are as stupid as you are fraudulent. Provide us with at least 3 links to credible websites that show proof to any of your imaginary tails of WMD’s in Iraq. I would be surprised if you could find even 1 that was not from Stormfront.

      • Grand Dragon Pete


        The three most credible sources are Brother Bush, Brother Cheney, Brother Rumsfeld, and if you need another, negro Condosleezy Rive.

        They have all come forth confirming Iraq had WMDs and there word was and is good enough for me…..and if its good enough for a supremely intelligent being like me…..then its good enough for a dumb homo with brain AIDS like yourself.

        I have also seen classified KKK memos that say exactly where the weapons were. In a seperate memo… confirms that you suck cock every day from noon to midnight at a Tit gloryhole.

        Suck that mofo


        • Hashim the destroyer of Evil


          Classified KKQueer memos only talk about penises, male asses and google fingers.

  • Dmanwithdaplan

    I really like that she has put out the red carpet herself in preparation for the Oscars

  • aghmed

    This soul-less ginger desires to be covered in Muslim man-seed over her crooked bosom.

  • Alissa C. DiCarlo

    Gay Google West
    Stop this putting me down I can’t take it anymore Your mean and with these last posts you made me cry so stop it.

    Iam not what you say Iam I don’t stink Im a porn star And Iam hot I don’t do donkey shows and stop with the posts that say daddy is fucking me he made me do that when I was Nine It’s not my fault so give it a rest.

    • Alissa C DiCarlo

      Thank you :-/ _-_–

    • The West Is the Best

      Allsmelly DiCunto

      You should not have started something you can’t finish. Your not playing with a full deck You are not a porn star donkey shows in Mexico do not make you a porn star and you do have the most foul odors on the planet. And your father and uncle made you do nothing you were spread and willing.You are a lying skank.

  • Dr.Frankenfurter

    If ya wanna see her tits just watch lawless…duh.

  • West is the Best

    Why do we always get womens bodies on here. It’s so fucking boring. I want to see a man’s hairy ass and genitals.

    • Ahmadi

      You are one sick Mofo.

      You should be shot with the AK-47.

      • The West Is the Best

        Asslick ahmadi

        Eat shit and die queer.

    • The West Is the Best

      Allsmelly DiCunto

      Ha good one but your still posting my name wrong look at it next time and get it right you stupit crack whore

    • Osama bin-Sikhid

      You fucking sick asshole. Homoqueer.

  • West is a Loser

    DURKA DURKA needs to show a bare black man’s ass with curly negroid hair for loser West so he has something to beat his dick to tonight.

    • The West Is the Best

      New homo west

      what a fag if you want to butt pump googles asses they have sites for that and i would bet you no them all.

  • Alissa C. DiCarlo


    I’m sorry for being such a whore. Really all along I’ve been in love with you, but afraid to say. I can’t live with myself anymore so I am going to do the right thing and blow my fucking stupid head off with a shotgun.

    I hope I haven’t pissed you off. Actually I’m going to confess now before I die that I am actually Myron Gotlieb, a twisted non-religious Jew. I also double as Abdullah the Butcher and Hashim the ….

    So after this, I’m gone. See you in heaven. Love you honey…..


    • The West Is the Best

      Allsmelly DiCunto

      You are one twisted crack whore.

  • Jessica Chastain

    But you cannot hide the fact that I was me who killed your favorite muslim,Osama Bin Laden…..whom you consider as the next Prophet…

  • Timmy Jenkins

    Who is this bitch?

  • ObserversDickIsAFatwa


  • Alissa C DiCarlo

    I’m the hottest thing going. I’m the most beautiful woman in porn.

    • The West Is the Best

      Allsmelly DiCunto

      No you are the the most foul smelling thing going your the mosy ugly women in the donkey shows.

      • Alissa C DiCarlo

        You’d catch cum dripping out of my vagina after a porno crempie scene and you know it, you gay turd man.

        • The West Is the Best

          Allsmelly DiCunto

          Yeah right Alyssa Hall Imposter Would never happen And that ain’t cum dripping from you foul pussy it’s caused by all those std”s

  • Abdullah The Butcher

    Them tits remind me of the u.s. of a. army, that us Muslims destroyed in Iraq.
    Small, weak and flabby.

    I would not let my camel piss on them tits.

    • Grand Dragon Pete


      Of course you wouldn’t let your camel piss on them tits… like for him to save the “golden shower” for you.

      Sick mofo


      • Abdullah The Butcher

        gay pete

        no dumbass, I save the camel piss for your mother to drink when she claeans the Mosque.

        She likes it, “on the rocks”….and also in the ass……

        Ha…at least you have that in common with her.


  • West is a Puss

    West is the stupidest, ugliest, most pathetic little man who has ever posted to celeb.

    • The West Is the Best

      Fake west aka DiCunto

      Get a life and stop using Alyssa Halls name imposter.

      • Alissa C DiCarlo

        Sorry, but I know you’re a fraud. West and I are friends now, and I am Allyssa Hall you dumb ass.

  • Jorge

    You idiot. This is obviously not language. It’s spam. You’re a moron. A two second look tells me this is not any language. What a knucklehead.

  • Alissa C DiCarlo

    Fuck, I’m pregnant again! Daaammmmnnn!

    • The West Is the Best

      Allsmelly DiCunto

      I did not no Donkeys could knock you up or it was that midget mexican.

  • Alan

    Creamy milky tits perfect for a warm sticky load …

    … because her head is too big.

  • Umar the Brown

    Hey! I recognize that hotel room! I banged a female Mossad agent there for a few days before I slipped some powdered tiger whiskers in her kosher 7-Up.

    Take that, you filthy Jewess!

    ALLAHU AKBAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • The West Is the Best

    Allsmelly DiCarlo

    I spoke to my good friend Sammie Rhodes she is a real porn star WE grew up together same town and schools If your in porn as you say tell me where Sammie is from state and town Beacuse she said the real Alissa Hall/DiCarlo would never post on this site. And if if you want to email her she can tell you that iam white and My dick ain’t small. I bet you won’t cause your a lying bitch.

  • Alissa C DiCarlo

    OMG! I love Sammie! She’s a lesboqueer like me. New Haven, CT I believe. She’s lucky. She gets to do all girl scenes. I met her at the porn awards show a couple years ago. She’s been in music videos too.

    • The West Is the Best

      Sorry not good enough You could have gotten that from any info site I asked you for the town wherde she lived She was born at yale New Haven Hospital yes and CT is correct but if you no her she would have told you the town where she grew up she talks about it a lot.

      WE were an Item for a 6 years then she wanted to be in porn and I did not want anyone else touching her but I got over it and she is not a lezbo she only does chicks for the porn money and some on the side so she’s Bi we broke up a few years back but I still see her 3-4 times a year in Ca.

  • Alissa C DiCarlo

    Well it actually sounds like you know her very well then, and I sure don’t. She has a good reputation in the industry, I can tell you that. Directors and producers say she’s super-smart and understands how to get in peoples’ heads and all. My friend Amber Peach says that Sammie lives right here in Los Angeles, but I only met her briefly once at an awards show. She’s cute. Kindof little. Not as short as I am, but not much taller than me either. She was in modeling for a little while before adult film Im told, but she wasnt tall enough for that. Don’t know what else to tell you. Sounds like she would be a good friend to have. By the way West, 80% of the imposter comments that you have attributed to me have not actually been me at all. They have been written by Muslims in an attempt to stir controversy between us and precipitate a fight. I have made very few imposter comments. The Islamic imposters try to copy my writing style and mannerisms of speech in order to confound you. So please don’t blame every fake comment on me. It’s just not fair. I’m not doing it. It appears to be a group of two or three Muslims that are trying to create drama where there should be none.

  • The West is the Best

    Alissa DiCarlo

    If that’s the case And if your not the imposter IAm sorry for balming you for it. These muslims are morons and and homosexuals who hang around middle east gloryholes and you don’t even want to no what they do to camels and goats.

    Yes I no sammie quite well we grew up together in Guilford Ct. it’s on the coast of Long Island sound.

  • Alissa C DiCarlo

    I’m sorry too for the couple of early comments that I did say. They picked up on the preceived tension and ran with it. That’s awesome about Sammie. A lot of the people who do porn were very intelligent people who had character flaws or addictions or personality issues that became their downfall. In fact, the industry is rampant with people like that, both girls and guys.

  • Alissa C DiCarlo

    And it doesn’t have to be a downfall at all, but the reality is that you can only do it for several years. Some actors have longer careers, but let’s face it, not many.

  • fuck muslims

    You’re a bunch of muslim fuckholes

  • fuck muslims

    Nobody gives a damn about anything you have to say

  • fuck muslims

    All my comments that are insulting are towards the muslims

  • nunya bidness

    It would be nice if all people could get along, however religion exists and people believe so that will NEVER happen and we will ALWAYS fight each other instead of working to better the human race . We are DOOMED to destructon.

  • adolf titler

    vee haf vays of seeing za boobs jessica das ist gut