Comments on: Jessica Alba Shows Her Bare Butt

By: butthole

butthole — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 08:44:21 +0000

yeah exactly considering it doesnt look like skin at all its a little suspicious, in toher words stockings.

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By: Cjones

Cjones — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 12:14:07 +0000

LOL i seen the trailer to this and thats not her bare ass just her wearing tight skin color pants

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By: Dead Ed™

Dead Ed™ — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 02:23:52 +0000

“You wouldn’t steal a car… You wouldn’t steal a handbag… You wouldn’t steal a movie”
So goes the piracy warning at the start of DVD’s.
Well the other day I hotwired a Ford Fiesta. In the glove-box I found a handbag with a brand new
copy of Slumdog Millionaire nestled inside.
Just to rub salt in the wound, I got home and downloaded a DVD-rip of Fantastic Four – just to
have a massive wank over Jessica Alba.
Take THAT Hollywood!

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By: Dead Ed™

Dead Ed™ — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 02:23:01 +0000

Did you hear about that guy who sued Britney Spears for breaking his foot?
I’m going to sue Jessica Alba for damaging my arm.

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By: Dead Ed™

Dead Ed™ — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 02:21:44 +0000

My girlfriend asked me, “If you could be a celebrity, who would you be?”
I said, “Jessica Alba, so I could grope myself and not get arrested.”
We’re no longer together. :(

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