Jessica Alba Riding Naked On A Jet Ski

Jessica Alba naked jet ski

Jessica Alba appears to have been caught out in the ocean riding the waves on a jet ski while completely naked in the photo above.

Of course a floozie like Jessica Alba would not want a bikini bottom to get in the way of her sin bits rubbing against the seat as she bounced up and down while riding through the waves.

It is just a shame that a shark with a sense of decency didn’t catch Jessica Alba’s shameless nude ocean display, and chomp her in half for offending Allah with her disgusting bare female body.

  • Bill

    I would fuck that

    • NWA


    • zefzefefz

      You can’t because there a dumb wetback on it already.

    • Supp nigsa!

      The jet ski?

      • Supp nigsa!

        Wait how can i answer myself LOL!

    • sandman

      The great sport of wetback hunting has been taken to a new dimension imagine the joy of riddling this wetbacks sleek body with 7.62*39 bullets while she races around the gulf of oman praise be to allah for the gifts he provides us

  • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

    Brother Durka Durka,

    The sharks are all on shore and have no sense of decency. In general they have huge noses…

    • Durka Durka

      Shut up, you disgusting herpes-ridden homo Hashim!

      You dare insult pious Muslims by using that infantile George Bush avatar, and pretending to be a Muslim Jihadist!

      I would cut off your dick to teach you a lesson, but your cock-let is too small to be cut by my sword or knife. I would need a blade to cut that half-incher!

      Get out of this site forever, you disgusting homo imposter with the George Bush avatar!

  • Jerry From Jersey

    Id like to Ride her on a couple of waves

    • Alissa C DiCarlo

      Well glad they found a girl you like Jerr ;-)

  • Spank

    Niiiiicccee, but it aint Jessica alba.

  • James Core

    Alissa C DiCarlo, your pussy stinks.

    • Jack

      Stating the obvious are we?

      EVERY woman’s pussy stinks. The only time pussies don’t stink is approximately 15 minutes right after the shower, that’s it

      • The Murican

        Except your mom, dont forget about her.

        • Jack

          The Murican

          You are a woman, right?

        • Merica’

          Dear the Murica
          Your name is too similar please change I was here first after all

  • Assads Brother

    Hashim the destroyer of men anus,

    You’re an old gay homo queer, get out of this site and get on your gay porn sites your dad introduces you to.

    • Word of wisdom

      Isn’t it in your country that an orphan can now be owned by two men, who can now freely choose the velocity at which they’ll rub his tiny cock and how deep they’ll wash his rectum in the shower, before dropping him at the public school, where a bull lesbodyke teacher will serve him gender lessons ?

  • Abdul Rasul

    This Mexican has a nose like a Jew and the brain of a retard American. I will pass, however if I need some oil, I’d cut some of the grease off the back of this pigs neck.

    • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

      Brother Rasul,

      There’s no need to say “retarded American” – “american” and “retarded” are synonyms; and in 87.4% of males also the same as “faggot”.

      • Abdul Rasul

        Thank you for correcting me brother hashim. All these Americans on this holy site makes my brain cramp. I will feel better after firing a RPG at a couple Israelites.

        • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

          Indeed brother, indeed… I quite understand your mood.

      • Word of wisdom

        Actually, brother Hashim, it seems the faggot proportion of the US male population, which peaked in 2008, has started to decline thanks to the numerous conversions to islam following the election of our smart fellow and devout islamist Barack Husein (Obama).
        The number of converts to the real faith is steadily on the rise, and the faggot proportion has fallen to 85,7% .

        If you consider that each new convert stones to death 2,7 homos and 1,8 adultresses per year, while spawning 4 to 6 jihadi babies, it means the majority of wombs should be muslim in the US well before 2037.

        • Hashim the destroyer of Evil

          Good news brother…
          Islam is spreading and sweeping faggotery away from the decadent US of A.

          Allahu Akbar!

          • moshe dayan

            Homo Hashim,

            You just put your foot in it, Anal Abdullah’s ass that is.

            And that faggotry is being swept right into shithole Arabic countries where manhole pumping is a national pastime which I’ll give you one guess doesn’t involve a government employee, a steel lid and a long hose connected to a truck.

            Eat shit and die mofo

      • Merica’

        One week ago it was 90% make up your fucking mind you are an indecisive little cunt unless 3% of our country that claim are all fags just suddenly died then you are making that shit up

        • Word of wisdom

          Shut up, heathen larva,
          These figures come from the fresh new issue of the Quarterly Review of the Djakarta Academic Institute on Infidel Societies, in a milestone article by Dr. Saïd Abdul al Rahyan ibn Rashim Muhammad al Idrisi, and they’re certified halal. It is not one of your western madoffian accounting forgeries.

          The conversion of a gay to islam cleans him from being a fag, plus the qu’ran in his apartment may miraculously cure some of the nearby gays in his building, and then, as said earlier, the fresh new alphastraight muslim will instinctively kill a few gays in the following monthes. Do the maths : one converted gay equals the physical or passive eliminations of many others.

      • The Destroyer of Hashim

        Behold Homo “Hashim”, the imposter whose avatar is George Bush’s face (with a false white beard)!

        Behold Homo Hashim the herpes-ridden, with 6 stakes up his bung-hole!

        Behold Homo Hashim the pea-brained, who uses a George Bush avatar, yet pretends to be a real, earnest Jihad-ist.

        Behold Homo Hashim who uses multiple nicks and pretends to talk to his other nicks.

        Homo Hashim, your career in CelebJihad is over! Bid goodbye to your George Bush avatar!

  • ObserversDickisaFatwa

    I can take an accelerated stream of salt water to clean a used elderly pussy like her……

    ….she is wise to Jet-ski it…..perhaps there is hope for her yet……

  • big dick

    dont you muslims got some gas station to work at stop being short dick faggot and posting fake pics and stories get a life

  • Anwar Hariri El Mahmud

    Fuck you limp dick. We get dates with these women. You jerk your little member in the bathroom.

  • Jeremy

    “jerk your little member” hahahaha. That’s funny as fuc

  • big dick

    anwar your mom doesnt count go jack it some more no life

    • Jeremy

      Hahaha. Good comeback.

  • nemo

    I would eat her perfect asshole till she came all over my face, then my girlfreind would suck my come out of Jessicas pussy like she does to her best freind

  • mexicanstyle

    i would fuck her pussy

  • Jeremy

    She really does have a nice pussy.

  • muslim lover

    do some bella thorne and zendaya

  • big dick

    i know that was a nice comeback jeremy thanks

    • Lindsay lohan

      Hey dude how big is your cock and are you white?

  • The Real West is the Best

    I have returned from the cess pool known as the middle east I completed my Mission In Tikrit I found and beheaded the homosexual muslim Abdul The Goat herder aka The goat fucker. I also delt with the little homo muslim in training Badruddin aka Bad breath. by dragging him behind his own camel and shoving him head first up his camels ass and ran off the camel into the desert.

    I only wish Abdildo was around I had sledge hammer with his name on it but info had it that he was off with the rest of the homo muslims that post here in a secret place having a gangbang.if I only knew where they were I could have taken all the queers out with a napalm attack Oh well maybe next time.

    • Abdul Rasul

      Wow where should I start, there is so much bullshit in that paragraph you should title it “west is gayest dick”. The fact is we all know you went on a gay cruise with gay Pete and gaymerica. Let me stop you by saying we don’t care who was “lucky Pierre” in your gay threesome. I do hope you get fucked in the ass some more if it will keep you away from this holy website.

      Eat shit and die mofo

      • The Real West is the Best

        Abdrool Assrash aka Ugly

        It’s all true If anyone posts as those two homos it’s a imposter and it’s also true you were with the rest of the homo muslims having a gang bang I only wish I found all you fags to be abel to napalm all you fags in one tent and watch you pussies burn would have been a great pleasure.

        XChoke on that black cock and die mofo.

        • Abdullah The Butcher

          real gay west

          Our Iranian friends used their spy drone to locate you last week: you were with RuPaul on a gay cruise ship called “the hershey steamer.”

          And that hammer you mentioned…it was just RuPaul’s filthy black cock and it spent most of the time up your ass….that is, when you weren’t blowing it.

          Eat shit and die mofo

          • moshe dayan

            Anal Abdullah,

            Spare us the homoerotic references. You obviously spend a lot of time in gay bookstores for the “atmosphere” along with a few loads.

            Keep up the gayness and you are going to shortly end up like your idols, Versace, Rock Hudson, Freddie Mercury and that two bit transvestite I saw on the street yesterday. All of them died from AIDs, just like you are going to.

            Eat shit and die mofo

          • Abdullah The Butcher


            the spy drone also idenntified you on the hershey steamer. you were the one crowned, “queen of the rusty trombone.”

          • The Real West is the best

            Up the ass Abdildo

            Not True RuPaul has been at your side for over a year now and it is you who sucks that filthy black cock after it’s been up your fat filthy ass.

            You also do the same with Tyronr Shoelaces during your perverted threesomes.

            Choke on that black cock and die mofo.

        • Merica’

          I’m not a towelhead West

      • Merica’

        That’s a cute nickname. Are you to stupid to come up with a good one? Of course you are that wasn’t even a question

  • sexy man

    love to fuck her

  • Abdullah The Butcher

    As if the ocean wasn’t fishy enough, now jessica is polluting it with her smelly clam.

    All I can say is…them sea creatures deserve better.

    • Merica’

      Hahahahahahaha that’s great.

  • big dick

    death to the gay muslims your women cover themselfs because they are uglier than betty whites pussy

    • Abdullah The Butcher

      sucks big dick

      Death to you mofo…by stoning.

      • Lindsay lohan


        Yes we know you suck big dicks you would suc any dick you dildo,.

  • V.S. Naipaul

    Islam is a fucked up creed and must be destroyed.

    Eat camel shit and die camel fuckers

    • Umar the Brown

      How about this, instead. I shove camel shit in your mouth and then cut off your head?

      Yes, I like this alternative much better.

      • Zohair – The Gay One

        Thats how you got your name umar the brown tongue by shoving camel shit in your mouth

        • Umar the Brown

          Stop watching the internet porn. It has damaged your brain. However, my rifle butt will finish your brain off, so I guess you should just enjoy your perverted life while you can.

          • Zohair – The Gay One

            Hey settle down poomar its not my fault you eat camel shit and shove rifle butts up your ass

        • Matt


          I am 100% sure he is Moshe. See post – ‘Oprah’s Seductive Bath Video’. Not only are these Jews land stealers, they are name stealers as well

          • Zohair – The Gay One

            Poomar will be back soon hes just washing the camel shit off his face

  • WTF

    Honestly, muslims are so funny. They preach of peace and equality yet they dont accept anybody unless, they 1.believe in god, and 2. are not gay.

  • Zohair – The Gay One

    Same as christians wow

  • froogle

    Id love to shove my fave in jessica albas ass.. omg id lick that shit from front to back

  • ilovepussy

    Fuck yeah! I’m cummin right now.

  • Robert Hansen

    id love to talk to you sweetie