Jessica Alba Is Useless
Jessica Alba is completely useless. Ever since she decided to be selfish and have a kid she has lost all her sex appeal, and lets be honest she has always been a horrible actress.
There was a time when I would have paid good money just to watch Jessica take a dump. Now the only thing I see when I look at her is lost dreams.
The fact that she never got naked while she was still hot is one of the greatest travesties of our time. She owed us some nudity for sitting through crappy movie after crappy movie, but she never delivered.
But I’m sure Jessica will do nude scenes now that no one cares and her vag is all flappy. She is just that cold hearted.
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she will always be hot! oh,and you are a sick looser!
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Andy you FAIL and being cool
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So, in other words, you wrote this just to be a dick? Seriously, let’s get some brains here. The next time you go home to your mother’s basement and start to play with yourself, think about the scum you are for writing this demeaning shit. You’re an ignornant dumbshit. Have a nice day, bud.
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I agree with dustin. You have to be retarded to not think she’s still hot. She’s still sexier than any other woman I’ve seen, including 18 year old virgins.
I love a lot of her movies btw. Especially Good Luck Chuck.
I doubt she has a flappy vagina.
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Lets be honest man, you know if there ever came a time in your pathetic little life that you actucally had the chance to be with her, you’d jump ship before anyone else. To me, she looks exactly the same. Peace bitches…
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I totally agree with you, man.She was the best before she had a child.Now she’s just a boring lame actress.Definitely not a MILF.
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Get a life… you sick fuck. Who the fuck do you think you are to judge other people’s life & insult them like that. Seriously man… Get a life or get a job.
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do u really think so? ???
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This is the most mornic posting I’ve come across today, stating that she is selfish for having kids!? For real? Do you even realize what you are saying? Bringing a child into this world is a selfish act because you don’t get to see her sex appeal anymore? Get a life please, because you just made me realize how pathetic some people really are in this world… Who ever hired you needs a cat scan, because you’re definitely one that has fallen far from the tree!
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EPIC FAIL
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Well guess what, I think you’re 100% correct. Jessica lost it! I mean she’s still super hot and probably in the planet’s top ten but I can’t see that uber sexiness x-factor that she had in Sin City or soon afterwards. What the hell is wrong with her, always that au naturel no-makeup look wearing some crappy baggy jeans and a junkie-tank top. She’s a public figure and should care more!
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To the pr!ck who wrote this article, why don’t you show us what you look like then superstar!!
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