Jessica Alba Having An Affair With Jackie Chan
Is Jessica Alba having a torrid love affair with Chinaman Jackie Chan? It certainly looks that way!
As you can see in the photo above, Jessica Alba and Jackie Chan were caught in an intimate embrace with no male chaperones in sight.
Clearly this is all the evidence Jessica Alba’s husband will need to publicly shame her, burn her face with acid, and then divorce her. In fact if he does any less he may be suspected of being a homoqueer, and face prosecution in Sharia court. Divorce is never easy.
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Jackie Chan, you da man! Whip, whoosh,smash, boop.
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I’m gay
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I’m gayer
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No, I am gayer.
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fake tyrones or should i says Kotex kahlid you ain’t me cause yous dick is to small
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A chinaman and a spic whore, what color is yellow + brown?
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Shit colored.
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Jackie looks about 80 years old in this picture.
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This is why ackie Chan said he was going to retire from action films: because he thought he got Mexican AIDS from this beaner cum dumpster.
Fortunately, he is Mexi-HIV negative as we will recruit him to snap the necks of the all of the kuffar homoqueers who pollute this holy site with their hatred and perversions.
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Ha Big Pete you finally came out of the closet you dumb fag
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thinks anal sex is awesome
You are one sick homo.
All of your butt banging has obviously caused you severe mental retardation.
No doubt you sit at your computer and finger fuck your asshole for hours.
Sick queer
KKK
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Pig Fucker Pete
You really are one faggot ass motherfucker, aren’t you?
Yes… No doubt since you’re in a big gay circle jerk called the Ku Fux Klan. You’re faggot buddies probably cum into your ass everyday and you have a hard time trying to empty your asshole all day.
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hey u stupid he is one of the best
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sharia law says that all muslim mothers must teach their sons how to suck cock
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That’s not Jackie Chan. That’s my head sheep hearder MacTavish. He wears yellow designer wellies, loves haggis and enjoys the sheep a little TOO much. Just sayin.
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Ok, guys, you need to stop picking on me because I cried all last night because of all the mean things you said. I called my mom and she told me I’m special and not to let you get to me but it’s hard when I love you all.
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Leave my son alone you illiterate basturds!
SMH @Big Pete… it’s not easy being the hated kid in the family. We your father’s were always loving and welcoming you but you always prefered to be gang banged by the KKK sigh…
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this site is shit
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I’d rather refer to is as “trash” which is a subculture in itself, that the regular posters here share like brothers.
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I wanta strap on a dildo and fuck her.
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For those who think I am too slutty, please vote ‘like’. If you think I’m not, please vote ‘dislike’.
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